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mrhappyface


Yay! I have a Bio nw! I am a ** year old living in ********** ** ******** I am a communist and when I'm not playing Skyrim or Fapping I'm writing fics on this site. Praise Satan!

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i dont see comedy in here...
nor punctuation...

:pinkiesick: What the fuck did I just read?!

The buck did I just read? :derpyderp2:

Well then. :trixieshiftleft: Not funny in the slightest.

And thus a knew genre of pony stories was born. The WTF.

:derpyderp2:How did this get past the pre-readers?
They must've REALLY not given much of a fuck. Either that or I'm missing something.

I smell a trollfic, not only is it awfully written but wtf inducing too :trollestia:

ok i know everyone here said it but OMG WTF DID I JUST READ!?

..............doesn't matter......had sex :rainbowdetermined2:

Sweet mother of Luna! Well I'm going to go eat some pancakes.

64104 well thats a new definition of "baking pancakes":pinkiecrazy:

5 STARS. I laughed, I cried, this was an emotional rollercoaster. Thank you.


:pinkiesick:

Blue waffles ( no pun intended )
This was gross, but it managed to elicit a chuckle from me. Good job bro :pinkiecrazy:

Ever see something and just know, instinctively, that you're going to regret reading it right away? And then you read it anyway?

Oh... I think I can taste the intelligence this fic is taking away from existence. Maek moar pl0x. :moustache:

NO:ajbemused:

I can smell all the brain cells this cooked away, leaving my deliciously smelling headmeats for all the Shadowbolts to devour, and then later upchuck into Zecora's treehouse. But they shall vomit watermellons, and Zecora shall laugh maniacally, and in song, as one by one she devours the waterpukemelons. As she finishes them, she gives birth through her nasal canal, a young bright white foal. Celestia.

And that's how Equestria was made. This fanfic created Equestria, and for that, I give this 5 stars.

:facehoof:
This fic is bad and you should feel bad.

This was quite literally one of the worst things I have ever read. I really hope this was a trollfic

No... just no :facehoof:

. . . 27 pancakes? Hmm. . . according to wikipedia the typical mare vagina is 4 centimeters by 20 centimeters -- which, assuming a roughly cylindrical vaginal opening, would result in an internal volume of ~251 cubic centimeters. A typical pancake uses about a fourth cup of batter, or around 60 cubic centimeters of batter. So. . . 27 pancakes would require ~1620 cubic centimeters of batter. Taking into consideration that the equine vagina has a remarkable ability to stretch when giving birth it probably isn't too far fetched of an idea that 27 pancakes could fit within the confines of a typical pony vagina. That is all.
. . .
I should really get back to exam prep.
. . .
Or reddit.

64550 i lol'd so hard :rainbowlaugh:

It wasn't intended to be a troll fic:pinkiecrazy:

:facehoof: It's not Cupcakes, but... well... Use spellchecker next time.

What The Fuck? Dude......Are you serious? DAMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNN! :pinkiesick:

WTF?! I LAUGHED THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE STORY!!! IT'S GORE COMEDY!!! DON'T YOU GET IT!? I DO!!!

65264 Finally someone who gets it! :pinkiecrazy:

I can see how this certainly be gore comedy, but all I'm getting out it is Sweet Apple Massacre and Trixie's Funhouse.

What. The. Fuck.

This has potential.....excuse me whilst I use this idea to make a story that's not a solid block of text.
:twilightsheepish:

Erm. i think i took a wrong turn, can anyone point me in the direction of the normal fanfiction?

77049
Go down the hall, take a left, go up the stairs, take the 3rd right,
and then you're there!

HAIL SATAN PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS MORE ON THE WAY BITCHS

:ajsleepy:

Son, I am disappoint.

Demand an update to this masterpiece, immediately!

Ice

I was sick at the part where big mac got his *sick again*

This was a tear-jerking work of beauty.

It was pretty hilarious reading this out loud over Skype.

See, no, this chapter wasn't as good as the others as Twilight is CLEARLY out of character.

She OBVIOUSLY should have been trying to see how many pancakes she could fit in a bunny's vagina, and then how many pancake-filled bunny vaginas she could get into a pony vagina.

The author is slipping.

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