Chapter 7 New Rules

I woke up to find Celestia sleeping peacefully beside me. It made me happy that she finally wasn’t sleeping in cold sweats but the covers were slightly damp, I saw sweat on Celestia’s head so she must of been hot. I slowly got up and headed to the kitchen. I found John and Luna in their usual corner of the room talk about Griffons and Zebras.

“So Luna what are Griffons like anyway?”

“Well they live in a far away war torn land and they come to Equestria for trade, the cider bars and the strip clubs.”

“You have strip clubs in Equestria?”

“Well yes John is that so wrong?”

“Oh it’s not that it’s wrong, it’s just that in our world your world is viewed as a pure place with hardly any problems what so ever.”

“Oh then I can see how that would be surprising to you but our world is having severe problems between the negotiations with the Griffons and Dragons.”

“What’s the problem Lulu?”

“Well you see the Dragons always want more jewels and the Griffons are always bickering with us about how we keep most of the food stock to ourselves. We gave them land and air space to grow food but they seem to hate the idea of taking care of themselves. It would seem that the two species have become too spoiled and are dependent on us to survive.”

“But isn’t that good after all you are getting paid for this right?”

“Yes I suppose we are but the problem is that we’re losing more bits than we’re gaining so my idea is to slowly cut off our supply and in 3 years or so they will be an independent nation. Then we help with the set up of law and order also a government as well. Once that is all set up they will be using the Equestrian currency and our economy will bounce back to its original state.” John kissed her on the cheek.

“Well done I am glad that I’m marrying such an intelligent mare. I honestly guarantee that will be a success. But what about the dragons, how are you going to deal with them?”

“It’s simple actually we talk to the top dragon and tell him our plan of creating a mine so he can get the gems he needs for his group we will tell him that he will pay for the expenses though so it will be a win win situation. They get they’re gems and we create jobs for tons of ponies further increasing our economy.”

“Great, sounds like you got this all figured out. Now I need to know are the fanfics true are the Zebras scared of you?”

“What do you mean by this?”

“Well in certain fanfics it is said that the Zebras think your still Nightmare Moon and are still very frightened by you. Is this true?”

“Well no John if it was like that do you think that Zebras would come to Night court to be heard and they too celebrate Nightmare Night so no those rumours are totally false.”

“Good because if that was the case then you would have a severe political problem on your hand.”

“I’ll give you a fanfic which will explain why and what could happen.”

“How possible is it that, that fanfic could happen?”

“Probably would never happen and even if it did I would have future knowledge so I could stop it from happening.” He had a

proud smirk on his face.

“Oh great my hero who will save us from something that will probably never happen, oh that reminds me we have to build you a throne and a room when you get there. Since you’re now considered royalty in the eyes of everypony, oh this is going to be so much fun!” Luna hopped around the room making the table shake as she did. “We can arrange dinners, sleep overs, and we get to do so much stuff he he this is going to be awesome!”

“Slow down.” John’s words seemed ineffective so he stop her mid leap and kissed on the lips. She instantly fell to her haunches and was at a loss of words. He chuckled.  “Works every time I tell you.” He looked in her eyes. “Now Luna slow down we have the rest of our endless lives to do all this you’re going a little Pinkie Pie on us. I will take care of the throne problem and you can handle all the rest. Okay?”

“Okay sorry but I am just so ecstatic about this whole situation you know. My mind is just spinning with ideas and some those are about how good of a kisser you are.”

“Trust me Luna my mouth can be used for various things other than talking, eating, and kissing.” A bright blush was adorned on Luna’s face

“Oh John stop it your making me blush and it’s rude to talk about thinks like that in front of company, that is only meant for pillow talk and flirting.”

“Okay Princess bossy pants.”

“That is Miss Bossy Pants to you.” She snickered. Celestia walked in the room. “Hey sister how’s it going?”

“I’m coping; I had a great dream last night.”

“Yes I could hear you sister I wish I had earplugs.” I looked at Celestia and she smiled sheepishly at me. I face palmed.

“Don’t tell me you masturbated while I was sleeping.”

“Well not exactly....”

Luna coughed and snickered “Oh my sister had nasty thoughts in her head last night” I looked at both of them Celestia hanging her head in shame and Luna giving me a shit eating grin. Wait when I woke up the sheets were damp and I didn’t.... Oh crap.

“You had a wet dream in my bed and I was rolling in you’re.... Oh dear god I think I’m going to be sick.” I ran to the bathroom and heard Luna laughing her ass off while I dry heaved into the toilet.

I got up and ran into my room to collect a new set of clothes then proceeded to go in the bathroom and run myself a bath once the water was high enough I proceeded to clean myself until my skin was beet red and I put on my fresh set of clothes and walked into the kitchen, Luna looked at me.

“So James what took you so long?” I gave her a hateful glare.

“You damn well knew what I was doing in that bathroom. I was cleaning the ‘Celestia’ off of me and making sure none of it was left.” I walked over to the cupboard under my sink I proceeded to pulled out a pair of green rubber gloves, Javex and a sponge.

“What are you going to do with those?”

“I am taking out the dirty laundry made by the Princess.” I walked up to my room and opened the door. I grabbed all the sheets and blankets on my bed then threw them in a black garbage bag. I went down to my Laundry room and stuffed them in the washer since they were white I put some bleach in with it as well. I then went back to my room and cleaned my bed as thoroughly as I could when I was satisfied I hung a sign on my door ‘No ponies are allow to sleep in here!’ I then looked at the clock and saw that it was about noon so I put away my cleaning supplies. I made myself a sandwich and proceeded with lunch that’s when I heard muffled moans and decided to check it out. I grabbed my digital camera for pictures just in case it was Luna and John. I listened for where the sound was coming from and found it was coming from Twilight’s room I heard my name being called out and moans of pleasure. I knocked on the door.

“Who is it?”

“It’s me James.”

I heard her sigh. “You heard everything didn’t you?”

“Yup every last word.”

“Well this is ummm..... Awkward.”

“Yes severely.” Well I guess a new sign is going up in the house. I walked to the kitchen and took out marker and a piece of paper. I wrote on it ‘absolutely no masturbating or sexual inter actions of any kind in the house while I am home and awake No Exceptions!’ I went to Twilight’s room and knocked on the door.

“Yes James what is it?”

“Twilight can you come out here I have some new rules to enforce and I need you to tell everyone about these two rules.”

“Okay coming out.” She opened the door and I guided her to the kitchen. I then pointed at the first rule.

“Rule number one absolutely no masturbating or sexual interactions of any kind in the house while I am home and awake No Exceptions! That means that if I heard a single moan of pleasure from anyone in this house you are sleeping outside got it?”

“Okay got it.” I went to my room and pointed at the sign.

“No ponies and I mean no ponies or humans other than I can sleep in this room. Got it?

“Yes and please do not mention what you heard to anypony.”

“Will do Twilight.”

“Thanks James.” She trotted away ten feet up to me and I turned to go outside. I heard galloping and turned around to only have Twilights lips on mine. This time I let her enjoy the moment and relaxed into it. She slowly pulled away and smacked her lips. “Do I taste lettuce?” Put off by the question I had to think about it.

“Oh yeah I had a sandwich with lettuce in it.” She giggled and playfully whipped her tail at me.

“Oh and by the way James you are an amazing kisser, when you aren’t forced into it.” She giggled and trotted out of the room. I looked at the outside door and saw Luna was standing there.

“Hmmm... it seems that Twilight had some fun today, too bad me and John can’t have that kind of fun because that would lead to...” she walked up to the sign. “sexual interactions.” I face palmed.

“Why do these two broads like me so much? I mean I understand Celestia’s feelings but what is wrong with Twilight?”

“Maybe you should ask her about, so when did you put this sign up and what forced you to do it?”

“Oh I put it up a few a minutes ago and for the reason I’m not supposed to tell.”

“You caught Twilight clopping didn’t you?”

“Well sort of, I heard her clopping about me.” A big smile spread on Luna’s face and she started to laugh her ass off.

“Oh my this, this is to rich. Oh everyone will hear about this when we get home.”

“James did you tell her?” Twilight glared at Luna.

“No actually she figured it out herself, guessed it on the first try as well.”

“How did you figure it out?”

“Well it’s no secret you have a crush on James so it would be possible that you were thinking of him.”

“Well damn I guess I should have hid it better.” Luna put her hoof on Twilight’s shoulder

“Don’t worry all of us have urges and sometimes we act upon them at the wrong time. I remember when I saw a really cute stallion on night guard and let’s say he walked in to me clopping about him. In other words he saw the royal part of me no one is supposed to see except my future husband and me.”  She looked at the sign on my bedroom door. “Can you please take these signs down before other people are embarrassed any further?” I quickly ripped down both of the signs and walk outside I checked on my dogs. They seemed overwhelmingly happy to see me so I gave them both a bagel and filled they’re water back up. I then walked back inside and decided it was time for a nap.

A/N I’m sorry if this chapter is going to throw people off of my book but this issue had to be address and I guess that Celestia’s way of coping is through thinking about all the good stuff. I don’t know if I will continue releasing chapters day by day but I hope so. Oh and suggest my book to other people because it is not getting a lot of attention. I got this done fast because I personally love the interaction between characters and honestly this chapter was fun to write hope you like the book so far and see you next time. Chapter 8 will be out in two days or less and if not I’m sorry. Oh and it was four in the morning when I decide to call it quits last night so I am severely exhausted. Oh and chapter 10 will end the story of James and start the story of John. *cracks knuckles and neck* Okay well back to typing.  :)

PS Why does my brain come up with such crazy ideas?