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  • E Rolling in Beaches

    On a summer trip to the beach, Spike meets two interesting females, and Rarity is none too happy.  · Bico
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  • E Rolling in Beaches

    On a summer trip to the beach, Spike meets two interesting females, and Rarity is none too happy.
    18,671 words · 4,556 views  ·  329  ·  9
  • T Love Is Blind; Friendship Closes Its Eyes

    It's been a long time since Princess Nidra and Anthea fought over the affections of the dragon-pony, Turquoise. Since then they have been through much and become good friends. Now, an aging Anthea has one last request of her friend.
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  • E Love Is Patient

    Turquoise Blitz and Anthea are finally getting married, but Princess Nidra isn't too happy about it. When she attempts to bring about slumber eternal, her mother, Princess Luna, intervenes.
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  • T Head of a Dog; Tail of a Lion

    Spike is tired of being worked like a dog, but what will he do when he's made a bird in the Diamond Dogs' gilded cage? Despite being treated well, he may end up having to beard the lion in its den when dark dealings are revealed.
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  • E In the End These Things Matter Most

    Turquoise Blitz's children learn that, after years of mourning his late wife, Anthea, their father may be moving on, but how will Oasis and Apollo take having Princess Nidra as their stepmother?
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  • E I'm Not Your Sister

    Celestia has been keeping a secret from Luna
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  • T Atlas Strongest Tournament

    Rarity is visited by her master and Scootaloo enters a fighting tournament.
    167,756 words · 1,456 views  ·  54  ·  12
  • T Somebody to Love

    Rarity's looking for her very special somepony, and as the Princess of Love, Cadance is happy to help.
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  • 3w, 3d
    In the End, These Things Matter Most

    So I've published a new story, again based in the Kilalaverse and starring my favorite character, Princess Nidra! Well, kind of. It's more from the point of view of Turquoise Blitz's children, Apollo and Oasis, at least from the first chapter. However, the story is mainly focused on T and Ni becoming an actual couple. It starts out right after one of Kilala's short stories that goes with her artwork, Moving On, in which T and Nidra discuss the possibilities of having a relationship. They don't really officially become a couple, but basically leave it open as a possibility. And T mentions he should tell his kids, which was kind of the original inspiration for doing this. I like the idea of his kids, already senior citizens by now even if they age slower due to their draconic heritage, having to cope with him finally looking for a new mare after their mother died. Hopefully, I portrayed them both well with what little was provided of their personalities from their bios. The first chapter is mainly antics, of course, but the second chapter should flesh things out a little more. I should wrap everything up by the third chapter. I mean, if I don't, my theme naming thing wouldn't work out so well, would it?

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  • 5w, 6d
    Penultimate Atlas Strongest Tournament chapter


    I'm actually done writing; just waiting on editing and doing some illustrations for it. It only took a couple days when I finally got down to it after working on some other projects. I really want to finish this fic up, though. Get ready for a real royal rumble.

    0 comments · 44 views
  • 10w, 6d
    Stuff Happened, But Still Updating

    My updates have been pretty sparse lately, though I finally updated Head of a Dog; Tail of a Lion after quibbling over it for a while. So, to make a long story short, I have a new house back in the States and I'm now stationed in South Korea for a year. Yay. Seems like I'll be working longer hours and dealing with a lot more humbug than is usual for the Army, so I'm really not 100% sure how that will affect my little writing hobby. Hopefully not too profoundly. In addition, I'm totally getting into the Kung Fu Panda Tipo ship after watching the movies and shorts before I came to ROK, so I might end up doing something with that. I may even, dare I say, do a crossover with MLP.

    3 comments · 49 views
  • 25w, 6d
    Warning to Writers

    So I've lost about two weeks of time to work on my own stuff. Why? Because a certain user decided to commission me for a fanfic and not compensate me at all. If you want to read in more detail, you can check out my Tumblr post about it. For the TL;DR version, don't take a commission unless they pay half up front.

    4 comments · 123 views
  • 27w, 6d
    Spike and Rarity's Bogus Date Night

    So the first clop of the Kilalaverse has now been completed. I came into it with the intent of making a funny, cute, and sexy story about Rarity and Spike being married. There are a lot of fics that have their first time or otherwise quite early in their relationship, presumably because people find that more exciting (and they aren't in a relationship in the show, of course, so feel the need to explain that they are in one). Hopefully, I've shown the trials and tribulations, as well as the rewards, of married sex. Coincidentally, as I was writing the third chapter my wife had a pregnancy test which came out positive. I'm not getting a vasectomy, though (at least, not yet).

    2 comments · 113 views
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After Ditzy Doo messes up one too many times, Rainbow bans her from the weather team. Ditzy turns to Twilight to help her get over her clumsiness, but can she and the rest of her friends get the job done or will it only result in further calamity?

Stories in the Ponies of Olympus continuity (chronological):

Ditzy Don't

Rolling In Beaches

Head of a Dog; Tail of a Lion

Somebody To Love

Atlas Strongest Tournament

First Published
8th Aug 2012
Last Modified
8th Aug 2012


>>1050035 The proper name is Ditzy, the name everypony else uses is Derpy. There, I saved your head cannon, now shut up and read.

>>1050035 Sorry for you, dood. I, personally, liked the idea of Ditzy Doo being her proper name and Derpy being a nickname. It's a neat way to resolve the problem of being referred to by two different names (like the "Lyra Heartstrings" compromise). Further, I like the idea that "Derpy" is some kind of pet name RD uses for her.

ok RD can kick her from the weather team but where does she get the authority to ban her from Cloudsdale? mind you in my sleep deprived state Iv probably missed something allusing to that :pinkiecrazy:

>>1050359 I'm pretty sure she can't, officially. She's just being a douche. I imagined it as something similar to one of those westerns in which one of the characters, who has no authority whatsoever aside from a quick draw, tells another to get the hell out of Dodge. She wasn't really sincere, anyway.

I could sit here and rage all day. But I'd just be a douche. And besides the disagreement between canon names, it's a well written fic.

>>1052579 Yeah, it's not too healthy to get bent out of shape over a triviality. Besides, I have my reasons.

Rage of Futershy :flutterrage:

Insanity of Pinkie :pinkiecrazy:

Strength of Applejack :applejackconfused:

and the Drama of Rarity :raritydespair:

By these powers combined we have

Mademoiselle Doo :derpyderp1::derpytongue2:

Well done have :moustache:

>>1251733 I shall treasure it always.:applecry:

Spike's face must hurt....a lot:rainbowlaugh:

It might not necessarily be de jure authority; RD is a) in a pretty important position (head of the weather patrol for at least Ponyville) and b) an Element of Harmony, known to have helped in defeating Nightmare Moon and Discord, if nothing else. RD might have been saying that if she asked for Derpy to be banned from Cloudsdale, she would be, especially since Derpy doesn't live in cloudsdale.

Oh crap, Derpy was going to take Dash and rip her up to make muffins......:pinkiecrazy:

This was fantastic. Good job, friend!

The lesson at the end, maybe that should have been Twilight's friendship lesson since she wanted to be  the one to change Ditzy.:twilightoops:

Cute but the idea that Dash skips on the letter writing feels a bit off.

>>2765558 Oh, she's just shy.

>>2760156 Well, Twilight wanted to help. Rainbow wanted her to change, though she certainly wasn't being as literal as Derpy took it. I felt Derpy was best as she was the one who wanted to change for somepony else's sake, and I feel like her lesson was the most valuable.

>>2759474 Thanks, I try.

>>2757479 Shshshhh, that was just a bad dream. Now, just eat this cupcake...

Pretty decent story, so far! The pacing has a kind of episode-like feeling so far. And good lord, Pinkie's "last words" were hilarious. :rainbowlaugh:

>>2768887 Oh, Stat, I do declare you make me blush like a schoolfilly.:twilightblush:

I'm pretty sure Mythbusters proved the bit about hitting the brick wall at 400mph wrong haha.

I enjoyed the story though :p

I enjoyed. My only criticism would be Ditzy seemed a bit too stupid. Nothing wrong with it, just not my flavor of Derpy/Ditzy.


Probably, but then again this is a world where pegasi can stand on clouds.


I don't really see her as stupid. Mostly clumsy and... Well, ditzy. That's pretty much how she was portrayed in her major appearance, so though I'm sure she comprehends temporal physics with ease, sometimes those really obvious things like checking to make sure the bucket you're giving the chickens is full of seeds and not fiery lizards of death. I kind of relate to that.


Then again, this was Mademoiselle Doo, who seemed to be incapable of doing wrong.


Ironically. Tornados? In real life? The funnel is just the VISIBLE part of the tornado, the insane winds are all around out!!


I told the lovely and charming Mademoiselle Doo everything."

I think you left a word out.

"Rainbow... Rainbow Craaaash. Come out and play."

That's not nice.

I found this entire story, because of it being mentioned on TV Tropes, and RD mentioning how she hated Derpy treating her like a retarded foal. And it finally snapping into place that she had been treating Derpy the exact same way.


I think you left a word out.

I don't think so...

Glad you liked the story, though. This was pretty much the first story idea that occurred to me when I first started watching the show, based mainly on her first speaking role. I'd only barely started delving into the fan interpretations of her character at the time, so it was almost all my own raw impressions. It's good to know that it's been received generally well.

I lost it when I read that a tree was on fire! :rainbowlaugh:


She's like some kind of subconscious miracle arsonist.

Hello. I have read what would be considered the sequel to this story, 'Rolling in Beaches'. I liked it and favorited it, but something was bothering me sense I learned about this story and found out it came before what I have read, and that is that I don't really see the relation to each other.


It isn't so much a direct sequel as it is set in the same continuity chronologically before. In fact, the events of this fic do become relevent when Derpy shows up again in another sequel, Atlas Strongest Tournament. In fact, her longma master who was alluded to in this story also shows up.


Oh, alright. I was just confused, but that helps:pinkiehappy:

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