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Putting on 'read later'. This is gonna be good!
This is my fetish.
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Oh my...
I... I... Wat.
Lyra is best dispenser of justice.
I'm so confused. "Complete" and under 20k words? Who are you and what have you done with shortskirtsandexplosions?
This can only end well
...Whut...
I don't even know if I can put into words what I'm thinking right now. The contrast between Lyra and what is actually going on is hilarious, yet at the same time somewhat disturbing. Either way, twas a good read, and the final part with Lyra and BonBon was just... perfect
Omg this story...it was defiantly something
I think skirts has a fetish with Lyra.
Wow. I can't think of anything to say except for "marvelous." So...
Marvelous.
Marvelously,
~Plyxe
My goodness. After reading a bunch of sadfics, this is JUST what I needed. Much thanks, SSE!
The amount of pony is too damn low!
...WHAT?
i was laghing and wincing throughout this fic
good job
on to the next story!~
You have no idea how hard it's gonna be to take Background Pony serious now......
-Minty
wat
I... Um... Wow. That was creepily hilarious. And I mean that in the best way possible.
Well done. You done wrote a good story yet again.
wat
*reads first part*........
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*get half way through*....... Lyra...... you rock
*gets to severed hand*.............
Lyra is officially insane
I'm glad you have versatility in how you portray your characters.
Well. That was weird. Weird "butt" fun !
My only remark is that I find the discrepancy between the Punisher's slaugther and Lyra's reactions a bit too extreme to be plausible. It's the idea behind the story, so I'm ok with it, but still, too much. canterlot.net/images/smilies/ponies/mlp-lyra-shrug.png
I actully found Lyra's innocence more horryfing than Frank slaughtering all those thugs.
That was ridiculous.
I would actually love to see this type of thing--from your hand--in a much longer, much more serious format. It was a great jab at the "Lyra-humans-hands" meme and really showed off your violent-action-style, but your tone fits so excitingly with the Punisher and Marvelverse. I kept imagining some epic, 10ish chapter crossover--taken very seriously--focused on the Punisher paired up with a confused background pony or two, with special appearances from badflank, Skirtsified versions of the Fantastic Four, Daredevil, and Spider-man. In fact... a Spider-man based pony-fic would be super cool, as long as it was treated more like a dark adventure and less like the laughable 60s cartoon. You should brainstorm that.
You know... in a few years. Let's not forget the best pony.
MAKE MORE NOW!!!!!!!!
I had an idea like this, once. It involved Lyra on the eastern front in World War 2, acting very similarly to this.
Having finally gotten around to reading this, I have only one question; how long were you staring at this before writing this hilarious tale?
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Does she know Howard? As in, 'the Duck'? Please tell me I'm reading that right.
We've secretly replaced Lyra's brain with that of Pinkie Pie's.
Let's see if anyone noticed.
Unicorns are best backup in close quarter fighting.
Earth ponies are best at melee, and pegasai are awesome if there's a wide open space.
I can't believe I didn't notice this
you have my full name on there as an editor because that's my gmail account
which isn't a PROBLEM, but please replace "Jarrett Masunaga" with Tactical!Rainboom because that just looks weird.
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i see no problem with this. as long as great stories are being produced, i dont care.
And I lol'd at the Howard the duck reference.
Y U NO HAVE MORE CHAPTERS!?!?
Okay wait what? Even for ponies how can anything be that clueless? The Punisher made people 'splode everywhere. Even the ponies in equestria know what blood is. BonBon certainly did. Well anyways it didn't really feel like a crossover fic at all more like you wanted to do a punisher fic (which by the way you nailed that just fine) but also wanted to put it on this website so it looked like you just threw lyra in last second. There was only one part in this entire fic where lyra actually called attention to herself in a manner where you wouldn't be able to skip over and not miss anything. Lyra was overall completely unnecessary and just flat out retarded, and i know people like to depict her as kind of air headed but in this she was for all intensive purposes completely and utterly retarded. Now if this was solely a punisher fic than it would be just fine and i can actually understand the punisher not giving a shit about Lyra's appearence cuz well this is the marvel universe he's already seen stranger shit happen and it really not all that unlikely given the bullshit they normally pull over there. not gonna like this because of retarded lyra but i can't dislike it either because the punisher you did fine. He's just not a very good crossover character, as well he rarely ever shows any hint of emotion
Bwha...?
Lycra doesn't know what blood is apparently. As for the Punished, when I watched the movies I couldn't help but vote for the bad guys simply because if they killed Frank, then maybe everyone else could live happily ever after. Frank's just too sadistic for my taste. Kind of hard to agree with even when you know he's good.
Oh lord, why Lyra, why?
Sadistic Lyra, eh? So clueless, covered in blood... I'm mildly aroused.
Awesome work!
Right, this was amazing and I'm mad that I hadn't read this earlier.
This was deliciously messed up and epitomizes the very concept of "black comedy." Good writing.
This is the best depiction of frank castle i’ve Seen on this site.
I'm starting to love this because it is much better than Damned are the Guilty where the Punisher lost his arm and is locked in a sky cloud prison for the rest of his life for killing Triek
Garth Ennis would be proud
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Amen fellow user
My favorite antihero and one of my fav background ponies? That just make this 20% cooler