• Member Since 16th May, 2012
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Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.

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Once every decade, they chose a single person. Their fate would be determined by their date of birth, and for the amusement of all on the internet, they would be forced to live by whatever pairing had been presented them. I curse my mother for ever birthing me on this fateful day.
"Become mortal enemies with... PINKIE PIE?!"
My fourth wall will never be the same.

Every author does one of these, right? Well, consider it my self-insert into FiM. My birthday is August 17th, and that fateful match-up has led to one of the most interesting text message conversations I've ever had, followed by a similar dream. I was struck with inspiration. I think it was the line "Icing and Confectionery casualties number in the thousands! THE THOUSANDS!" That broke the proverbial camel's back.

I said to myself: This s%&t deserves it's own story.

Short, semi-frequent updates whenever I see fit, until the story's done or I've had enough.
Not really going for any other style, and as is the trouble with writing dreams, the idea gets kind of vague after a while.
Enjoy?

Chapters (3)
Comments ( 13 )

Sweet emperor! That space marine isn't even human!

Will read later but I must say that pic is EPIC.

Genuinely fun, and not a troll story. I like it. :pinkiehappy:

:moustache: I feel your pain bro. My birthday's in August too.

That said . . . please, please, please do this "mortal enemy with" some of the other mane 6. It's an interesting concept that no one's tackled before.

Believe it or not, I was also born on August 17th. When I played that match-up I was like "why couldn't I be mortal enemies with Discord? Or go on a date with Pinkie? Thisis the worst combo ever! I can't win against Pinkie!"

hmm getting stranded in an island or fighting Pinkie pie hmmmmmmmmmmmm........Ill pick island anyday than fight Pinkie pie

Dude, you are so fucked. Unless you can get Vinyl Scratch and her Bass Cannon that is. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Vinyl_Scratch_lolface.png

You have the same birthday as me.:pinkiehappy:

Diabeetus... That is all.

What you need is the help of a chef who can cook you up a healthy meal.

I :raritycry: for your soul.

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