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Ezio 418105

Joined March 2012
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    Ezio's Stories (4)

    • Luna Eats an Oreo
      Luna consumes an Oreo sandwich cookie.

      1,401 words · 10,842 views · 1,356 likes · 44 dislikes
    • Suddenly, Velociraptor
      No one knows what a Velociraptor is in Equestria. That's kinda racist.
      2,381 words · 594 views · 82 likes · 2 dislikes
    • My Little PWNy: Rage-Quitting is Magic
      The Mane Six and Luna have a Halo: Reach gaming session.
      1,314 words · 795 views · 48 likes · 1 dislikes
    • Gun
      Pinkie Pie finds a magical-metal-firework-shooter.
      1,607 words · 182 views · 13 likes · 3 dislikes
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    What is this strange confection of black and white?... Oh... We like this...

    So, yeah. Luna eats an Oreo. Just a short one-shot that I had the idea for while eating Oreos.

    Here's an epic poem written by one of the fans of the story- thanks to The Equestrian Gentlecolt for writing this up!


    "What is this thing of black and white,

    Which taunts the Princess of the Night?

    Is it friend or is it foe?

    Sister says the answer's "no."

    It's not a monster, you can't beat it.

    Silly girl, you're meant to eat it!"

    First Published
    21st Aug 2012
    Last Modified
    22nd Aug 2012

    Comments ( 610 )

    #1 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    I remember my first oreo. And then there's a three day gap. And then more oreos.

    #2 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    #3 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Haha, thanks guys. :twilightsmile:

    #4 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    I give you thumbs up and a :moustache: in order to congratulate you on this pointless but wonderful story

    #5 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    When I clicked this I expected something really really crappy.

    This fic is the first thats made me laugh in a long time. Bravo sir.:pinkiehappy:

    #6 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1130244

    And I greatly appreciate it.

    #7 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Lol, You author, deserve a cookie.

    One note.. "strange monochromatic was trying to intimidate her."

    Monochromatic thing? Animal? Plant? I just wanted to know what Luna thought it was. Not that there was anything wrong with it, just felt it could have used a little bit to know what she thought of it.

    Still, a great read.

    #8 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1130247

    Glad I could be of assistance. :moustache:

    #9 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Funny story, also Double Stuff Oreo's+Whipped Cream= Awesomeness

    #10 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1130261

    Well, Luna didn't even have any idea what it was until Celestia tells her.

    #11 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1130266

    I'll have to try that sometime.

    #12 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    That's the most nonsensical fic I've ever read...

    I love it! :twilightsmile:

    #13 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1130281

    Nonsensical is my middle name. I try to put it into every fic I right, haha.

    #14 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Inb4 Featured -_-

    #15 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    I have one thing to say: 'MERICA. Like

    #16 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1130293

    I doubt this is gonna get featured. Too many other good fics out there.

    #17 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    #18 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    So much cute.

    Sure it's not love.

    But it's still sweet. :pinkiehappy:

    #19 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    #20 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    I wonder what'll happen when Luna finds out that you can take one side off of two Double Stuff cookies and stick them together to make a Quadruple Stuff.

    #21 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    d'awwwwwwwwww

    #22 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Well, after looking at the fic, and then your comments, I have only this to say.

    I think we are going to get only fine. :pinkiecrazy:

    #23 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1130316

    My God, I've never even thought of that. :pinkiegasp:

    #24 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1130300

    Worth a try

    Oh well, 'tis still a great fic :rainbowlaugh:




    (Or WAS IT "worth" a try?)

    #25 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1130335

    Thanks a bunch.

    #26 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    I think I just wasted 5 minutes of my life.

    #27 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    God, I loved this one. Loved, loved, loved this one. :twilightsmile:

    #28 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1130340

    Hopefully you can find a way to recover them.

    #29 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1130300

    Far more ordinary fics got featured anyway. I too think this will at least pop up and say hello to the great big box in the corner of FireFox (or whatever browser you are using :raritywink:)

    Great style, very imaginative, original by all means -- great stuff :pinkiehappy:

    #30 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1130350

    I'm using Chrome, but I see what you're saying. :moustache:

    #31 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    D'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawww

    #32 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1130347 I don't mean any disrespect to you but there has been so many of these really short fics recently, and I am simply tired of them. The story was cute, but it's marked as a comedy and I'm afraid I didn't find it funny.

    #33 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1130362

    I can understand that. I knew not everyone would find the humor behind it, well, humorous.

    Thanks for reading, either way.

    #34 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Haha cute fun story, I liked it.

    :trollestia: Nintendo.

    #35 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1130390

    Haha, you're the first one to mention that. I hope everyone gets the reference. :trollestia:

    #36 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    I loved it! :pinkiehappy:

    #37 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    #38 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    #39 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Im a little scared to ask , but what made you want to write this story

    #40 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1130456

    I ate an Oreo. No joke. I ate one, and thought, "You know, this reminds me of Princess Luna for some reason," and then the idea hit home.

    #41 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1130453 That's exactly the response I was hoping for.

    #42 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    That cover image is probably the second cutest pony pic I have ever seen:rainbowkiss:

    #43 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1130496

    Haha, what's the first?

    #44 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1130501

    One of the wallpapers on the top of this site.

    Specifically the one withRainbow and twilight in the hospital. It just has DAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW written all over it:rainbowkiss::twilightsheepish:

    #45 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    This is great, but I did notice one minor thing:

    Suddenly, a soft pop shattered her clam and steady mind.

    I assume you meant 'calm', unless you were trying to insinuate that everyone's favorite Princess of the Night is actually a bivalve in disguise.

    Other than that, though, this is short, sweet, and hilarious. Keep up the good work!

    #46 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1130556

    Oh, crap! Thanks for letting me know.

    >>1130544

    Oh, yeah, I get what you're saying. I like the Flutterdash one, personally.

    #47 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    This was....... surprisingly good. And what the hell was in that oreo!?:rainbowhuh: I want one! I want to go to the land of milk and cookies:pinkiecrazy:

    #48 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1130556

    Oh... I read it as a totally different type of clam. But then it would be rated M for Mature, huh? :trollestia:

    >>1130396

    I didn't get the Nintendo reference. Care to enlighten me?

    Once again, great job.

    Prolly eating an oreo too :rainbowhuh::rainbowkiss::rainbowlaugh:

    #49 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    This was a very funny story! It got me inspired to write a short story like this myself! :pinkiehappy:

    #50 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1130596

    First off, that's just wrong. :rainbowwild:

    Second, there's a running joke among bronies that Luna is a gamer. Not really sure where the idea came from, but oh well. Another thing is that most older folk tend to call every gaming console in existence a "Nintendo". I thought it'd be kinda funny to make references to both of these things.

    #51 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1130606

    Thanks! I look forward to reading it!

    #52 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1130617

    Oh, okay.

    Hey, it's you who goes around breaking people's clams, not me! I'm the victim here! :raritycry:

    The scene made me giggle either way. Especially how Celestia made sure that every electronic device in her vicinity IS a Nintendo :rainbowlaugh: My first guess is that she would decree that everything be called Nintendo. And every pony called Ray.

    #53 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1130647

    Haha, that made me laugh. :rainbowlaugh:

    #54 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Darling that was a wonderfully cute little fic; thank you :raritystarry:

    Ciao darling :raritywink:

    #55 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Dude! Random and cute! :rainbowkiss: With JPL down, I find myself checking up on the other sites I frequent a lot more often, this one included and therefore was able to catch it on the front page still, BUT HOW THE HELL DO YOU GET 52 FREAKING COMMENTS! :pinkiegasp:

    #56 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    ...points off for Luna's final line of dialogue (meeeeeeeemes aaaaaaaaagh :rainbowhuh:) but overall, a very funny and adorable piece of fluff. ^_^

    #57 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    That picture made me read this. 100% worth it

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    #59 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1130702

    I have no bloody idea.

    #60 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1130717

    Ah, memes... Ya love 'em or you hate 'em...

    >>1130675

    Thanks!

    >>1130735

    That was my intent.

    >>1130745

    I dunno.

    #61 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Haha! That is the most adorable thing ever! Who knew such a short story about oreos could be so...amazing...:heart:

    #62 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1130794

    Glad you think so!

    #63 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    are you happy:twilightangry2:, now i have diabetes

    #64 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1130807

    I hate it when my stories do that to people.

    #65 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1130596

    ...

    ಠ_ಠ

    zel
    #66 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    I do not want to be the hater here....

    But I do not see any point in this story.

    #67 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    XD

    #68 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1130902

    There is no point. Hence the "Random" tag. :moustache:

    #69 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Three thumbs down... I find this discouraging for some reason...

    #70 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    I enjoyed this very much. A few mistakes should be fixed, but overall the short story was very entertaining.

    zel
    #71 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1130940 Sorry. You just stuck a nerve here an I have nothing against you personally.

    The whole story is that I am recently rather angry at the content of feature box. Instead of great stories it now gathers oneshots from popular authors.

    Aaand great stories end up in limbo with only few views.

    #72 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1130975

    Mistakes, such as?...

    #73 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1130980

    Yeah, I know what you mean. It annoys me too.

    #74 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    HOLY CRAP IT'S FEATURED!!! :pinkiehappy:

    I'm so happy right now!

    #75 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Now we just need Celestia eats a Jaffa Cake. :rainbowlaugh:

    #76 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1131027

    *Writes down idea for future use*

    #77 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Good think they found her, the long term effects of untreated sugar shock can be.... interesting.

    #78 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1131034

    You have to admit, it'd be pretty awesome to see Luna like that.

    #79 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    ...I open a pack of Oreos, begin consumption.

    This immediately pops into the featured box.

    WHAT WITCHCRAFT IS THIS?

    #80 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    WHO WOULD DARE DISLIKE THIS!

    zel
    #81 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1130994 Said by a guy that got featured with a oneshot.:ajbemused:

    #82 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1131060

    Why, the magic of friendship, of course!

    Or something like that.

    #83 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    That title image is giving me chest pains.

    #84 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1131069

    Well, to be fair, I said that before I discovered it was featured.

    #85 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1131065

    I... I don't know.

    >>1131080

    I'd contact your local physician if that keeps happening.

    #86 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Ok, make this 2500 words, and get if featured. This story deserves EQD!

    #87 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    You will   take my moustaches and like them. :moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:

    #88 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1131114

    Thanks, haha, but I don't know how I could get it to 2500 words without it seeming kind of draggy.

    #89 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1131120

    I've taken your mustaches and I like them.

    #90 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1131086

    "Yes Doctor, I experienced an onset of intense pain in my chest, after seeing a tiny alicorn princess eating a Oreo the size of her own body... Why are you looking at me like that?" :pinkiecrazy:

    #91 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1131121  I could probably help you with that.  May I?

    #92 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    My heart melted the instant I saw Luna and an Oreo.  

    You sir have won the Internet.

    #93 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Usually I don't read fic's like this. but this one was different. I can highly understand why it has been featured. I myself had a "dawww" moment when I looked at the cover pic. in other word's, Good job. I salute you sir.

    #94 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    What about the layer one with three cookies and two different frostings?

    #95 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1131137

    Yeah, sure. Message me.

    #96 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    #97 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    This is going to the first slot of the featured story box.

    Next time, Luna eats a white fudge covered Oreo.

    #98 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Very random and funny. I do, however, agree with some of the people who are annoyed at short oneshots by popular authors getting into the feature box. It discourages me, because it means in all likelihood, my fanfic, "Shining in the Darkness," will never get up there.

    You should totally check out "Shining in the Darkness" by the way. I haven't really gotten the actual plot going yet, but it goes into Shining Armor's backstory, and the kinds of experiences he's had as the Captain of the Royal Guard. Also, Discord's involved. As is a mysterious unicorn who has powers similar to Discord.

    ...SHAMELESS PLUG FTW!

    #99 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    :moustache: I say. This is a simply divine story. You simply must continue. Luna has yet to discover my personal favorite oreo. Mint oreos. They are especially fabulous when you take the mint creme out and put it on another. By the end you have a tower of mint oreo goodness.

    #100 · Chapter 1 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·
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    I wonder what Luna would do once she discovered the heaven that is Nutella.

    ...

    ...

    By Celestia's Beard...I'll be write back! :pinkiecrazy:

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