What can I say, besides that I'm just another writer?
Oh right, something that might sound odd in here: MLP is not my biggest hobby to be honest, nor writing fan fictions. I focus more on my studies and I spend more free time on undead-related stuff. Why the hay am I writing weird s*yay*t? I keep wondering the same, but as long as it has zombies or something similar, then I'm okay with this.
I'd say more about myself, but these are personal matters. Oh, I almost forgot to say I'm a lone wolf (that means you won't ever see me trying like an autistic-desperate-for-friendship brony to join or be part of a group).
Like diplomats say: Friendship is only a myth, partnerships are what matter.
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Sweet Apple Acres’ Warehouse. 4 am.
“Dear sweet Celestia. I’m gonna cum again.”
“Me too, Dashie. Let’s do it together.”
“Oh god, help me or kill me now, please.”
Those were the words heard from the warehouse hours after the trio began with their sexy activity. It’s been a couple of hours since they began, and they were planning to last for longer.
The orange mare stood up after she was sitting on the human’s male member; meanwhile, the rainbow colored mane Pegasus did the same after putting her lower lips on his mouth. As their mare juices were pouring from their marehoods, staining the floor, they were kissing each other in their mouth with passion and lust.
Dempsey, in the other hand, was breathing heavily; he was feeling very tired and all he wanted was to stop, but he was too weak to do anything. He was just lying on the floor with his eyes barely opened and looking at the blue Pegasus’ pussy.
“This has been truly the best night ever, AJ”, Rainbow Dash said after she separated her lips from her friend.
“Heh, that’s for sure”, she replied with a smirk. She then turned back to the human and said: “hey Dempsey, are ya ready for another round?”
“F...Fuck you”, the American replied tired.
“I gotta admit you’re very resilient”, Dash said as she got closer to him, being face to face. “Resisting thirteen rounds in a row with me and AJ is something I wasn’t expecting.”
“Shut up... goddamn pony,” Dempsey spoke slowly.
“Ya sure have a filthy mouth”, Applejack said as she put her front hooves on his chest. “Ya know, it’s always good t’have some respect for the ladies.”
“I guess he hasn’t learned that yet”, the blue Pegasus said with a smirk as she was looking at the orange pony, “I guess he should be punished once more.”
“All righty, partner”, the earth pony replied and then she lowered her head from his chest to his crotch slowly. But before she could put his manhood in her mouth again, she heard the warehouses’ door being trying to be opened.
“Shoot!” Dash said as she quickly looked back at the door. “We gotta get out of here or they’ll see us like this.” As Dempsey sighed in relief, Applejack nodded her head.
“It’s a shame we couldn’t do this again, Dempsey”, she said as she quickly stood up, “maybe next time.”
“I’d rather kill myself”, he mumbled.
“Heh, you’re still playing the tough guy after this?” Dash replied mockingly as she began to carry him by holding his arms.
“Wait, what the hell are you doing?” He asked after he felt himself being moved.
“Don’t ya see? We’re hidin’ the evidence”, Applejack replied. Then, she took the bag her friend brought and hid it in a haystack.
“Darn, you’re too heavy”, the blue Pegasus said as she was dragging him to one of the warehouse’s corners.
Suddenly, they heard the door being knocked heavily. After that, a voice came from outside, loudly: “Applejack, open the door now”.
“Oh mah goodness, it’s mah brother”, she said worried. “We don’t have time t’hide him.”
“What are we gonna do then?” Dash replied nervously.
The orange pony looked around, looking for a spot to hide the human. Suddenly, she grinned and said: “throw him out through the window.”
“What?” Dempsey replied shocked, although his voice was weak.
“Are you sure, AJ?” Dash hesitated.
The orange pony was about to reply when she heard his brother’s voice again. “Applejack, open up the door now! We gotta get ready to work.”
“Ah’m comin’!” She replied loud enough for him to listen. She then made signs with her hooves to her friend, telling her to throw Dempsey off the building. While she was heading to the door and unlock it, the blue Pegasus made a big effort to lift up Dempsey and do what her friend said.
“Oh, for fuck’s sake”, the human thought as he tried to stand up after falling outside. “At least I’m free now. It’s time to get...” He couldn’t finish his thoughts; he fainted on the grass because of his tiredness.
Meanwhile, the orange pony unlocked the door and opened it. She looked at her brother and said: “howdy, bro. ‘sup?”
“What are ya doin’ in the barn, sis?” He asked seriously as he entered. After he spotted that Rainbow Dash was with her friend, he asked: “And why is Rainbow Dash here?”
“Oh, that’s simple, ya see... erm...” The orange mare gulped, “we were...”
“Having a slumber party!” Dash said loudly, interrupting her friend. “yeah, a slumber party”. She then smiled awkwardly at the stallion.
He just glared at them for a moment, as both mares were clearly nervous, and then said: “Applejack. Ya know ya have t’work early. These slumber parties are no good for yer sleep”.
Her sister forced a laugh and said: “nothing a strong pony can’t handle, bro.”
“Eeyup”. He grinned at her sister’s fake enthusiasm and walked out the barn. After a moment, both ponies sighed in relief.
“Wow, that was a close call.”
“Sure thing, Dashie”, Applejack replied. “Ya should go now before we raise suspicions.”
“Heh, you’re right”, she unfolded her wings, lifted herself up and said: “see ya, friend.”
“’till then, partner”, the orange pony waved at her friend. After she left, her smile faded away and thought: “ah hope she thinks we did this because of bein’ drunk... Ah’m not fool t’get drunk easily, but ah really needed this.”
Meanwhile, the Pegasus thought while she was flying: “man, that alcoholic punch was a great excuse to score with AJ. Heh, his brother doesn’t look bad either now that I think. Only thing I wonder is if that creature liked it too; he sure did.”
Sugarcube Corner, 4 am.
The basement’s door opened slowly and with no noise, letting Richtofen and Braeburn to go through it. Both were holding a grin on their mouths.
“It was surely an interesting experience”, the human said as he wrapped his hand around the colt’s neck. “oh ja, ze doctor likes it.”
Braeburn giggled and said: “sure thing, doc. Oh, but sadly ah gotta go now. Mah family needs me t’do some hard work on the orchard. Ah guess ah owe you the free apple cyder.”
“No matter, kleine Braeburn. Ich had a great time”. He stopped for a moment and laughed. “It’s sad how Pinkamena passed out quickly. She seemed to have some interesting ideas.”
“Her ideas and her leather whip.”
“Ya’ll get it sooner, doc!” He grinned widely. Then, both walked to the pastry shop’s entrance door and opened it. “Well, t’was nice t’meet ya, partner.”
“I say the same, Brae, I say the same.” He extended his hand to the stallion and he extended his hoof back. “Just remember, it’ll stay between du und ich.”
“Ah hear you, doc. Ah’ll keep that secret like ah keep mah hat on mah mane.”
“Oh ja, I almost forgot”, he put his hand inside one of his pockets and said: “ze doctor will give you a new best friend present,” he giggled and then said with a high pitched tone: “just close your eyes and open your mouth.”
Instantly after that, the stallion did as he said with no hesitation and with total confidence. Richtofen grinned at his confidence, pulled out a small, white pill from his pocket and put it in his mouth. Before Braeburn could ask what he put in his mouth, he closed it, forcing him to swallow it.
“Like Pinkamena said, now you take a nap”, he said with an evil grin.
“Wha... why?” Brabeurn said before passing out. Richtofen looked at him with a grin of satisfaction.
“You’re the best colt I’ve ever met, Braeburn”, he mumbled, “but ze doctor can’t take any risks that could ruin the master plan. You’re so overactive you became a threat.” He kneeled and patted his mane. “It’s a shame though. You’re a great friend... und coltfriend. Ohoho!”
Then, he turned back at the pastry shop and pulled out another pilled as he went inside. “Pinkamena shouldn’t remember vhat happened either”, he mumbled to himself as he was grinning evilly.
Carousel Boutique, 3 am
As Nikolai was burying the dead cat in the building’s garden, a big silhouette was looking at him through the window. The horn and the wings made it easily recognizable. However, the Russian didn’t notice it.
“You human have just depleted my patience”, she said. “Daring to have intercourse with three of my loyal subjects is simply unacceptable. You must receive punishment, but how could I punish you without touching you?” She then looked back at his backpack, opened it and grinned after finding out it contained only bottles of vodka. Her horn glowed with more intensity and casted away every bottle but one; instead, she emptied it.
“I will force you to meet me”, she mumbled, “Your obsession over this poison is perfect for this punishment.” Then, she teleported away as she was laughing.
Meanwhile, the Russian grinned while he was clearing the sweat from his forehead. “Damn, this cat was fucking annoying. Good thing I buried it like if it was whore. At least it took me just first try”, he looked around, seeing the garden ruined because it was full of holes, “yep, first try. Nikolai saved the day again.”
He then entered the boutique again after opening the door with a kick. He walked upstairs, fell after making a wrong step, stood up and then headed to the bedroom. “Shhh,” he said to his bottle of vodka, “let’s not wake up horny horses again”. He then opened the door slowly and looked at the three sleeping mares.
While Rarity was sleeping peacefully on her bed while being covered in a cloth, Berry Punch was also sleeping on it, but she was totally exposed and her legs were widely opened. As for Trixie, she didn’t seem to care the fact she fell from the bed and was sleeping on the floor in a very uncomfortable position.
“Why the hell do these horses sleep in weird way?” He mumbled and then looked at his bottle. “Vodka, what do you think?”
“I say, stop asking and have another drink”, he said with a higher pitch tone while he was moving his bottle back and forth.
“That’s why I love you. You always have right answers”, he laughed and then drank the rest of its contents. He then threw the empty bottle through the window, burped and looked at the mares again.
“Just like in my world, blue comrade has worse conditions than fancy horse and drunk horse. Let us change this situation soviet style”, he mumbled and then he walked to Trixie. Then, and with great effort, he carried her and put her on the bed.
“Good, but now I have another problem”, he mumbled as he looked at the bed, “there’s not enough fucking space for me. Screw this”, he then grabbed Berry’s legs and slowly dragged them until she was on the edge. He grinned and got on the bed, being between both mares.
“Good night, comrades. Wish you have nice dreams with vodka and communism” He said before he closed his eyes and fell asleep.
Fluttershy’s Cottage, 2 am.
After untying her front hooves and helping her to sit on the bed, Takeo was sitting next to her. She was sobbing quietly as he was looking at her with awkwardness.
“Come on, Miss Fruttershy”, he said, “it’s not rike I kirred your animars or burned down the virrage.”
“I...I know, but...” She cleared the tears from her eyes with her right hoof, “but it’s just that I regret doing this.”
“But why? Remember you tried to rape me with a frock of birds. A frock of birds and an eagre to be exact.”
“It’s just that I didn’t think of the consequences again. I’m sorry, Mister Takeo. We just agreed on you being my pet, but we said nothing about this.”
“Do not rive in the past, my honorabre Pegasus,” he patted her back, “and besides, I arso behaved supidry.”
“I...” She looked at his eyes. “B...But what about your friends?”
“What about them?”
“If they find out you.. erm... did that with me, a Pegasus...”
“Hush, Fruttershy.” He interrupted her, “no need to spoir our honor anymore. This wirr be a secret we’rr carry to the grave.”
“Th... Thank you, Mister, but I won’t be able to see you the same way.”
“Werr, that’s what happens when too much arcohor is drank.”
“Alcohol?” She asked confused.
“Unhonorabre Russian dog must have something to do with this. The punch had arcohor”, he got closer to her and said: “and we arr kow arcohor makes us do stupid things.”
“So...” she hesitated to ask for a moment, “so did you do this because you were... erm...”
“Drunk?” He interrupted, “Unfortunatery, yes. Don’t worry, I understand your behavior”, he grinned to her.
“B..but mister”, she smiled awkwardly, “I didn’t drink a single glass.”
“Wait, what!?” He replied after his smile faded away and was shocked. As for the Pegasus, she squealed quietly as she was holding her awkward smile. “This is... unexpected... erm... ret’s just pretend this never happened and you didn’t say that.”
“O... Okay.” The yellow Pegasus replied. She then looked at her watch and said: “oh my, it’s too late now. We better get some...” She looked back and stopped talking when she noticed that he was already sleeping. She smiled and got on the bed; after she wrapped herself with the blanket, she closed her eyes and fell asleep quickly.