If y'all like it, I may just make a sequel.

I'm mostly through the next chapter of Movie Night too, if y'all were wonderin' 'bout that.

Thank you, Fedora_Mask, for all your sexy, sexy proofreading.

Ecchem.

FIRST?!1!

I'll put this on my read later and give a full review once I get around to reading it.

This was a hilarious one shot! I loved the whole Applejack reading books without pictures thing, madness! I was almost hoping for Pinkie to pop up, or Fluttershy, since it feels like with their personalities they could have a truly zany obsession. Going with less obvious characters made it feel more original though. Thanks for sharing this MrNumbers, and well done!  

Well that's a bit creepy and funny very funny I would love to see a sequel

Oh shit, I'm in the weird part of FiMFiction again.

"Hey, Twilight, what's Rainbow Dash doing in this magazine doing under your bed? It looks like she's winning!"

doing doing also wat

>>10301721030172

...You mean the entire site isn't? Silly.

CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS, BALL CLUBBERS!

All the stallions in Ponyville, cringing at the crusader's yell, quickly and quietly move indoors. The sound of heavy furniture being piled behind locked doors resonates in the streets.

A sequel my kingdom for a sequel!   

Who's a silly user?

Who's a silly user?

Yes you are, yes you are.

Once again, great fic.

This was... hillarious. Still call me a sucker for happy endings, but I think Spike and Rarity and Twi and A.J. could all get one here. Scootaloo... well in a few years maybe.

C.O.U.L., "Git-Outhouse moods", "It looks like she's winning", that's friggin brilliant. And yet, a part of me doesn't feel resolved at all

FUNNE! I didn't get it....but FUNNE!

NEED MOAR!!!!

It's always the ones you least suspect.

I add my voice to those who'd like a sequel. Well done!

Sequel please!

So Rarity has a closet of unrequited love for Spike, Applejack has an outhouse of unrequited love for Twilight, and Twilight has a secret stash of magazines supposedly involving Rainbow Dash, oh and Scootaloo has the CMC clubhouse as her own shrine for Rainbow Dash as well, Pinkie Pie must have something similar for sugar or something like that. (I didn't miss anything did I? )

I'm feeling a Hey Arnold vibe.

>>10278261027826

Sequel you say?

Make it so.

  We need a sequel with Spike and Rarity.

"Even your sisters got it bad for Twilightlicous"

Best line!!

Also,did somepony say Twilightlicous?!?!

I'm the T to the W-I-L-I-G-H-T ,and aint no other pony troll it down like me ,Im Twilightlicous!

>>10278261027826 lol too short! xD

need to see Dash's and Fluttershy's unrequited loves as well!

That Golf crusading bit had me going when I read "sandwich" lol.

That would of made a great episode scene for s3.

Loved the short. Was expecting a slightly longer one with how sudden it ended. Sequel please

Sequel you say?

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I swear to god, you are an amazing writer. Make a sequel or I will come and drag it out of you. Nice chapter though. But I would have liked more depth. And the rest of the story. nice work though

>>10374351037435

When the only complaint people have is that there wasn't more of it I am a rather happy chap, lads.

A SEQUEL IT IS

But only because I <3 you all. Except DPV111 >>10301721030172 yeah you.

I <4 you.

>>10387641038764

I'm so deeply touched, my gag reflex is kicking in.

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Just finish a story... Wonder what to do... Oh, Ross has updated... OMG HE'S UPDATED!!! *excessive cursing follows*

>>10429941042994

....Aren't we supposed to be doing school work?

...BWAHAHAHAHA AHAHAH HAHAHAH HAHAHA

Oh that's the best joke I've written all day. Hope you like it, it's a bit more mature this time around.

Oh by the burning heat of Celestia's infinite libido, this cannot be good.

Oh by Luna's moon-rock hard icy nipples, this isn't all in my head.

Celestia paused from licking a delicious muffin, as well as her baked good (echem)

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Wow... Just wow... I can't.... There.... Just... Wha?.. Ok, that was very well done... And very, very funny...

>>10430091043009 We should... But yeah that's a no go... You at home? Have access to Facebook? and very well placed joke

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>>10317651031765>>10314051031405

This is for you. If I missed you, feel free to complain about it at my expense :D

And orgy! Now get Spike some!

And orgy! Now get Spike some!

Well, that escalated quickly.

Considering that Spike went to the basement with no sign of having come out and the chapter ended as it did...

There are some moments where Fridge Logic raises too many questions.

That was hilarious. Do it again!

Oh you.

The first chapter was silly and slightly demented fun, but I feel like the second one might be a thing that bumps the rating up.

>>10446211044621

That's what I thought too until I realized that, as an update to a "Completed" one shot, no one will ever see the second chapter...

>>10446581044658

Wait, it was a completed oneshot? It's been listed as Incomplete the whole time. I was expecting a continuation.

>>10446211044621

I changed it today

This is one unexpected followup I have mixed feelings about it really lol

The first chapter felt really well thought out, good jokes, nice puns, a nice chaining of one pony to the next in a comical stylin' that flowed really well.

Chapter 2 is spontaneous shipping which felt well not as smooth as the first. The jokes are there but they got naughtier. Not a bad thing but lol

I say mixed feelings because I both enjoyed it and kinda thrown aback by the start. I loved the whole Celestia and Luna prayers, those made me laugh and cringe a bit lol (oh poor Luna) I just wasn't expecting a followup to the story. Glad I caught the blog update post.

I feel like this chapter may or may not have thrown in a few nods at other fics lol Fluttershy's still a hell of a shipfic writer I see lol, and friendship is benefits I think?? I may be reading too much into it.

Oh my I don't know what to say to this but you get a hoof up from me and thank you for the sequel! lol Pinkie Pie... she doesn't like sharing lol not gonna lie one sentence in this new chapter made me blush lol

>>10447991044799

You know someone is embarrassed when they type this many lols in to hide it

>>10448301044830 guilty as charged

Is there nothing you won't do? But hey I don't mind. I consider that a good thing!  Will there be a number three?

>>10430461043046

Thank you!

So I'm assuming 'Shy was the other one with Derpy "grazing in the Canterlot gardens"?

And thank god no Scootaloo.

LOL!!!! So fucking funny!!!

Oh god I need more!!! XD

What next?!

>>10494621049462

"Grazing in the Canterlot gardens."  I've got to use that some time....

Even on multiple readings, still buckin' funny.  Well done sirrah!

Needs Moar dicks.

>>10448301044830 dam it write more! It is so funny.

>>15363381536338

I'll write more. Just you watch me.

No, seriously, watch me, if you did you'd see the other stories I'm working on.

Have a nice day! Thanks for digging up the old stuff, it made me smile knowing I still get readers.

I think this is appropriate for this inappropriateness.

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As for me, I'm going

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MOAR.

Plaeasse

Priceless.

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Got a light?

Noooooo! I can't! You broke me. Meanie