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It was a glorious night in the city of Canterlot. Thanks to Shining Armor and Princess Cadance, Canterlot and all of Equestria was saved from the evil Queen Chrysalis. Now that things were back to normal, everyone was celebrating and cheering for Twilight after she sang her beautiful song “Love is in Bloom”.
Suddenly Princess Cadance began to speak before she went in her carriage with Shining Armor.
“My fellow guests, on behalf of me and my husband,we thank you for supporting us and helping us to make this wedding possible. We must depart for our Honeymoon, but you may begin to eat, drink and celebrate to your heart’s content. Princess Celestia and Luna should be taking over now, so enjoy!” Cadance spoke before she left with Shining Armor.
As everypony watched the young lovers depart, Spike talked about the “Bachelor’s Party”, which made everypony near laugh.
“What’s so funny, I’m serious!” Spike said as they continued to laugh. “Ugh whatever I’m getting something to drink” he said angrily as he walked to the drink table.
When he came to the table, he saw two types of Cider, Hard or Light, with Big Macintosh serving them. As he finished serving the Crusaders their cups, he came across Spike.
“Hey Big Macintosh, hit me up with the ‘hard’ stuff!” Spike said with a wink as Big Macintosh gave him his usual glare.
“Eenope!” Big Mac said nonchalantly.
“What do you mean eenope? We’re male and cool, so help a brother out dude!” Spike said whining.
“Eenope! This Cider’s too much for you to handle lil’ dragon. Now run along ‘fore I get Twilight” Big Mac said.
“Whatever” Spike said when suddenly Fluttershy came in.
“Oh Spike I hope I'm not interrupting you or anything,but I just really need to talk to Big Macintosh for something important" Fluttershy said as she trotted next to him.
"Its cool Fluttershy" Spike said as Fluttershy sighed with relief. She then moved in front of Big Mac and blushed and looked down towards the ground.
"Um Big Macintosh?" Fluttershy called quietly.
"Yes Ms.Fluttershy" Big Macintosh responded, making her blush even harder.
"Um if you don’t mind, can you help me bring out some bird cages, I mean only If you want” Fluttershy said quietly as she rubbed a hoof in the ground.
“Eeyup!” Big Mac said quickly as Fluttershy smiled brightly and led the way into the castle.
“Wow how strangely convenient!” Spike said as he went back to the table and quickly poured himself a glass of ‘hard’ Cider when he was suddenly interrupted.
“Hi Spike!” Sweetie Belle said cheerfully, making Spike nearly drop his drink as he turned around quickly, only to see Sweetie Belle smiling at him.
“Oh, hey Sweetie Belle” Spike said as he breathed a sigh of relief.
“Oh nothing much, I just wanted to know if you wanted to dance some more with me-er I mean with Scootaloo?” Sweetie Belle asked nervously as she blushed.
“Oh uh I’m sorry it’ll have to wait” Spike said as the Ciders effects began to kick in.
“ *hiccup* I’m gonna go hang with *hiccup* Rarity, peace!” Spike said groggily as he began walking (and tripping) his way to Rarity, leaving a sad (and nearly burnt) Sweetie Belle to go dance more with her two friends.
“RARITY MY LOVE I’M HERE!” Spike called out while Rarity was talking to Fancy Pants.
“Spike?” Rarity asked herself as he began to climb her back and hug her neck.
“Spike? Is that this young fellow’s name? Dare I say that he looks quite inebriated if I do say so myself” Fancy Pants told Rarity as she tried to pry Spike off her with magic.
“Are you implying my Spikey-wiky is drunk? No way, besides Big Macintosh, the big red stallion from earlier is watching it, no way he-” as Rarity tried to finish the sentence, she saw Big Macintosh return with the cages and a smiling Fluttershy.
“Oh Celestia!” Rarity said as Spike nibbled her ear.
“Hey cutie, I got me’s a hotel room of love just for the two of us, hows about it?” Spike said laughing and licking her ear.
“No you perverted dragon, Twilight!” Rarity called as Spike kept ‘harassing’ her, catching Twilight and other guests attention.
“Spike? No bad dragon!” Twilight called as she pried Spike off and slapped him, knocking him out. Once she was sure he was out, she said bye to everypony and quickly left to their guest room in the castle, Celestia had been nice enough to let her and her friends stay for a few nights in the castle because of the wedding.
“Oh Spike when you wake up I’m gonna lecture you like never before!” Twilight told the sleeping dragon as she went to get her friends ready for departure to PonyVille that night.
The Next Day......
“Spike I cannot BELIEVE you did what you did last night!” Twilight said angrily as she packed up her stuff from the wedding.
“I told you I was sorry Twilight!” Spike said as he sat in Twilight’s ‘lecture’ chair.
“Sometimes Spike ‘sorry’ doesn’t fix the matter, what you did was rude, disgusting, disrespectful and downright disgraceful!” Twilight said as she gave him her cold glare and snorted violently out her nose.
“I looked like a complete IDIOT out there, everypony knows you’re MY responsibility. So now ponies may think I ALWAYS let you get drunk and such, good thing Celestia and Luna helped me cover THAT act of yours up or Celestia knows what the media would’ve done to us!” Twilight said as her nostrils began to flare.
"I mean my parents were there Spike, MY PARENTS! They must have been so ashamed of me! I mean they must have been so ashamed they left the party, or burn my pictures, or even DISOWN ME! They might even be plotting at this very moment a way to get me back to Canterlot, or worse... MAGIC KINDERGARTEN! If I go to Magic Kindergarten Spike I swear to CELESTIA I'll get revenge!" Twilight said breathing heavily with wide eyes.
“Gosh Twilight don’t get so stressed out, I can fix this I swear!” Spike said as he quivered in fear in the chair.
“Oh don’t worry about ‘fixing’ anything! I got an idea, you stay AWAY from Rarity and my friends for a while, go get your OWN so you don’t embarrass me ok? Now goodbye Spike see you at dinner!” Twilight said as she shoved him out the door and locked it quick.
“Man I can’t believe this is happening” Spike told himself as he walked down the street. “Twilight hates me, Rarity probably must be telling herself I don’t exist, and now I have absolutely no friends to hang out with anymore” Spike said as he passed Rarity’s Boutique. As he looked at her window he saw Rarity left her window open and was staring dead at him. He waved, only to make Rarity scowl and shut her window angrily, so Spike continued walking.
As he continued to aimlessly walk towards Sweet Apple Acres, he heard a humming sound.
“I wonder what’s that?” Spike asked himself as he continued walking but listening to the sound as it got louder and louder. Suddenly out of nowhere Spike heard a quick ‘look out!’ and instantly got hit by a large object.
“Ow” Spike said as he got up, only to notice three fillies looking down at him.
“Oh my, Spike are you ok?” Sweetie Belle asked as she helped him up and he dusted himself off.
“Oh um yeah, I’m not that hurt” Spike said when he noticed he had a huge cut on his arm.
“Yeah ya are! You got a huge cut on ‘yer arm!” Applebloom said as she pointed her hoof to his cut.
“I got an idea! Let’s help clean his wound at the club house!” Scootaloo said smiling.
“YEAH!” Applebloom and Sweetie Belle said in unison. “CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS, NURSE PONIES! YAY!” the trio said as they put Spike in the wagon and sped off to the clubhouse.