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Poultron 2559

Joined August 2011
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    Poultron's Stories (2)

    • Scootaletter
      Scootaloo writes a letter to Rainbow Dash.

      398 words · 1,973 views · 81 likes · 46 dislikes
    • Rarity's Lament
      Rarity has a bad experience, and
      1,000 words · 119 views · 23 likes · 24 dislikes
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    ATHORS NOTE: Thanks for watching my story , my name is :POULTRON: and I am moderation team on Fimfictor. Welcome to watching my story and I hope that today, you enjoy it. Please enjoy, thanks for listening to my story. Bye.

    Pinkie Pie spun the record with her snout nose and then decided to not spin the record any more times. Then all the ponies in the room were like Hey why did you stop" spinning that record". you pinkie pony god dangit." And pinkie Pie responded to them "I am a DJ. I can do what I feel like," so the ponies danced anyway, tanks pinkie pie for the beats. "Welcome To My Story" by Pouoron.

    Today Twilight Sparkle opened her book and said, "I'm going to cast the spell." She looked at the book and said "I'm gonna cast the spell, today." So she opened the book with her magic hands and said "SPELL: CAST!!!!!!!!" and the spell was casted. But suddenly there was a problem, and she was at a concert though. She looked around and said, why am I here, I'm Twilight Sparkle. I'm going to cast the spell today.""

    But on the stage there was Final Scratch and Blocktavia. They were spinning the beats hella hard and said "I'm going to cast the spell" and then they made out with each other's faces. Twilight Sparkler was in awesome, of the fillies on the stage and she said, "Woah..." Thanks for listening to my story.

    Fallout Equestria should falled out of a bridge. Little Pipple was walking through the park when she heard a noise, "is that the fallout" she think.Then suddenly EQUESTRIA CAME crashing down upon the bridge and smacked littlepipe Off of the bridge, "HELP ME!!!" She thought but it wastoo late, she had guns. -By Twilight Spark, Poultron.

    Comments ( 16 )

    #1 · 77w, 2d ago · · ·
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    This story is as relevant to itself as this video is to cats

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HID2VK4bsEg&feature=related

    #2 · 73w, 6d ago · · ·
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    This is the greatest thing in the history of ever. Seriously.

    #4 · 64w, 1d ago · · ·
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    This reminded me of JOHN FREEMAN, WHO WAS GORDEN FREEMANS BROTHER...I found it funny, but unbearable at the same time...It was random, I don't know how to exactly say it. Something felt off. I'll read again later to give a better review. Otherwise, keep writing my friend.

    #5 · 64w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>272018

    it sucks and aint funny?

    #6 · 64w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>272056

    Now that I had the time to read it and let it sink in. I thought it was rather delightful, once I got past the questioning phase. I guess what I'm saying is that I didn't really enjoy it until I let go of standard logic. The one thing that really got me was FLUTTERSHY GET YOUR QUIET OUT HERE!  Ni

    #8 · 59w, 1d ago · · ·
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    You're offline... Whatever!

    #9 · 59w, 1d ago · · ·
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    It hasen't been tinkered with since Nov 29?

    #10 · 58w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Wat.

    That is all.

    #11 · 55w, 6d ago · · ·
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    So I was finishing off a batshit-crazy assbackwards completely-OOC mentalfic of my own, and thought that maybe it might be a bit too silly for FiMFiction.

    Then I read this.

    I'm an amateur. A FUCKING AMATEUR.

    #12 · 54w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Found this in the FAQ. Poultron, you silly bugger, you.

    #13 · 51w, 7h ago · · ·
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    *Reads story*

    I suddenly understand everything.

    #14 · 50w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>699312

    And it receives a poor critical analysis from me :unsuresweetie:

    I don't personally enjoy things that make no sense. More power to you if you do, but I just can't do this

    #15 · 43w, 1d ago · · ·
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    I find it hard to imagine how much bad fanfic you must have ingested before passing this massive impacted faecolith. Thank you for your suffering on our behalf.

    I look forward to further adventures of Princess Equestria and the search for the eleventeen fragments of the Friendship Chalice.

    #16 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·
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    I amagines RD with like a he man voice :rainbowlaugh:  

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