the Wreckoning is at hands
Today in Ponyville there were radishes. But instead of there being radishes, there weren’t any today. Where were the radishes? I can’t find the radishes, he said. I can’t find them, where are the rassihe? radishes* So then Rianbow Dash was camed out to find the radish. Here’s raibnow
“I’m Rainbow Dash. Where are the radishes?” She asked where they were to the store keeper. “I dont know. Where’s the radishes?” asked the store keeper. She didn’t know where any of them were at. Where are they? So rainbow dash decided she was going to get more of the radish.
Rainbow Dahs decides to get more ponies for helping her get the radish stones. “Help Twilight Sparkle!” She called out to Twiligth Sparkle. Help me find the”” radishes” she asked. So Twilight Sparkler came out of her tree and said “Rainbow Dash I will help you find the radished. Let’s go.” and so they went there.
Then Rainbow was going to find the other ponies when suddenlyed a Pinker Pie appears. pinkie pie what are you doing here asked rainbow. “HEllo rianbow dash. Let’s find more radishes for a cheaper price than in Ponyville. But radishes” said Pinkie Pie. and so they left this paragraph and to the next one. woooooooosh
hello rarity would you like to find the friendship stones but dash we cant find them yet that is for the second one well okay how about the radisjhes for the ponyes ville okay let’s find radishes and so there they go, off they go this shit sucks
Fluttershy was next to come onto the list,to find the radishes. Rainbow Dash walked to her house and kicked into the door with her hoofs. “FLUTTERSHY get your QUIET out here and COME ON” she screamed at the top of all her lungs. Fluttershy was real scared and made a squeaking sound and the other ponies went “AWWw” but rainbow dash just got REAL ANGRY and started breaking all the shit in Fluttershy’s house.
“YELLOWQUIET I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS WE HAVE TO GET MORE RADISHES UHGHH I LOVE RADISHES SO MUCH COME THE FUCK ON” and so fluttershy was with them now. brb
okay im back sorry so anyway i guess there’s one more pony left. oh yeah it’s applejack. Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle and the other guys were walked towards Applejack’s Farm. then a HYDRA APPEARED!!! OH MY FREAKING GODsh!! HELP!! screamed the ponies. I WILL SAVE THEM thought Rainbow Dash. She was so cool and awesome and decided that I will help those ponies. Watch this
Rainbow Dash lifted herself onto her hind legs and yelled to the skies “HELP ME PLANETS” and they did. Down from heavens came a big robot suit for rainbow dash shaped like a pony, except a robot. She was really happy and jumped up real high to get inside the robot suit where she could control the robot. Then she used the hoofes of the robot to smash the hYdra into the barn where Applejack was. The hydra died.
I forgot the point of this story was to get some radishes, sorry. I promise that the story will be more focused from this point onward. Rainbow Dash trotted up to Applejack’s barn, freshly destroyed from her previous silly antics. She had a sheepish look about her face as she prodded Applejack with her snout. AJ sprang up almost immediately, whipping her head around to search for the intruder.
“WHO’S THERE APPLES APPLES APPLES,” bellowed Applejack. It seemed this silly pony was still a bit dazed from the hydra incident! Rainbow Dash couldn’t help but chuckle.
“Oh AJ, you’re such a silly pony!” exclaimed Rainbow Dash.
“APPLES APPLES APPLES,” was the only reply.
whatever, the ponies got together and they went away to go to a different place with radishes, fuck that shit was stupid. i dont know where they fuckin go... stalliongrad? really? that’s a real place? no, fuck that shit, they go to Radishtown. yeah, that’s a real funny fuckin name, right? real original? fuck you. sorry that wasnt nice
the ponies make they’re way to Radishville. they had to find more radish for poniesville before the entire town was destruction from no radishes. And so the ponies walked to the Super Market and went inside of it. Pinkie Pie got into a cart and pushed herself into an aisle far away from the rest of ponies bye bye pinker pie see you later they all said. Pinkie Pie, your so random! hAhAhAhAhAhA they laughtered. bye pinkie
The rest of the ponies went around the giant store it was HUGE like the inside of a volcano. But they found a pony who worked there and asked him, “Excuse me, where are they?” and he pointed for the radishes, because that is the only thing they sold at this store (SURPRISE!!!!!!!!). Rainbow Dash gobbled up as many radishes as she could fit inside of her belly and put one under Applejack’s hat so they could bring them back to the ponies of Ponnyfille. Also Twilight Sparkle used her magic to help.
Pinkie Pie was moving through the ground like a gopher, displacing the tiles of the Super Shop with her weird shaped head. She popped up underneath the group of ponies screaming “H̨̉̉̓ͬͨȄ̷͗́̑Y̜̞ͥ̽̈́̓̏ͫ ̵̱͖̘͓̍͒̈́͌̓ͮG̛̼̣͔ͨ͂ͭͅȔ̸̩͚̱̖̥͈͈͂ͣ͌̌Y͋̂ͤ̓̚S̫̮̺̣̝̜͔̽̈͘ ̷̹̻̝͖̱͉̊͑ͣ̾ͫW̥̺̺̪̗̙̥͆ͫ͒ͬͦH͕̩̓̉Ä̺͕̙̱́ͨͮ̔̔̅̌T̩͗̄͊̚’̝̝̟̘̐̎͗ͫͤ̆S̳͍̫ͮͥ͛ͅ ͉͙̖̳͇͙̆͆͗̾̚G̻̋̉̈́ͦ̇O̩͓͇͔̍͋̈ͮ̍I̪̖̦̞̤̐̀͡N̵̺̖̖G̵̮͉̟͍̩̰͋͗̅ͫ͊̈ ̝̈́ͧͪ̈́͢O͕͗ͥ̓ͮ͡N͔̻̬̫̭͚̈̓ͪ̈́ͥͅ ͚́H̩̖̤̜̟̼ͮ̔ͭͬ̅̚ͅĚ̵̥͎̀R̶̦̜̹̭̞̓̇͆ͦͣ̔̅E̹͕͇̗͠ ̱̦̻̤̂ͣ̕EͬV͓͚͙͔͆ͦͣ̀̔̃ͅE̻͍̭͓̓̑̎͊̈ͦR͇͉̹̱͈͇̮͋̂͗ͥͥ͝Y̪̳͌̽͊ͨ͢G͇͚͖̖̽ͣ̉ͫ͆̔̔͡U̬̣͓̳͜Y̱̑͂̒ͥͣͪͪ͡S̢̘̜̜͎̠̜͈ͦ̆̃͒͒̄” Pinkie Pie grinned real loud at the ponies and everyone was laughed at Pinka pie. your random pinkie pig “he He He he he”
Rainbow Dash got real serious look on face. And screamed to all the ponies “HEY everybody grab my FR*CKING tail right the H*CK NOW okay” and everybody did it without asking any stupid questions like “why” or “but will we even all fit” like come on guys seriously just bite her tail fucking hell
So then all the ponies grabed the Ponytail of rainbow dash and Rainbows SKYROCKET out of the store with fervor. She can fly with her wings so she did it even with a lot of turnips in her stomache. As they blasted off towards the place where most of the cool ponies were (it’s Ponyville, dunkass), Rianbow dash took a time to reflect upon this story. She thought about all the fun times she had. There weren’t any funny times
rainbow dash landed and with a abig BOOM!!!!!!!!!! she let all the ponies leave this place. but she asked appplejack to stay because she still had a radish underneath her hat. they slowly, like in a movie real slow, into the shop from earlier before where they did not have the radishes. and rianbow desh let out a big burp and there go the plums. EVERYWHERE there are radishes now, stop burping radish into my store!!!!!! yelled the store keeper. help i cant stop thought rainbow. i cant stop bleching all the radishes. it was like a sea of them.
Suddenly she stopped and it was okay though. There were gross radishes and nice radishes everywhere but it was revealed. Applejack still has the turnip underneath her brown hat. “LAND SAKES YA’LL APPLES APPLES APPLES” she said as she took it from the hat and ate it. Everybody was laughing about it, haha! What a great ending. Thanks for reading my fan fictions. I hope you enjoyed it? please comment rate and subscribe!!