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The card holder 81116

Joined April 2012
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    The card holder's Stories (8)


    San Franciscolt. It's a large, bustling town on the coast, filled with ponies of all kinds. Watch as everyone's favorite ponies try to find their way in this large city. Of course, they'd be lost without the services of the local taxi drivers.

    Hey, hey, that's right! It's time to get craaaazy! We got crazy cool music and crazy cool drivin' when you click those chapters, so let's see if those cabbies can make some craaaazy money! Are you ready?

    First Published
    4th Aug 2012
    Last Modified
    14th Aug 2012

    Comments ( 27 )

    #1 · Chapter 1 · 41w, 5d ago · · ·
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    This was one of those idea that just wouldn't go away until I wrote it. So I did. :derpytongue2:

    This will be a series of short stories, all with one thing in common, and that thing in common should be obvious.

    #2 · Chapter 1 · 41w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Sounds interesting...Put on the read later list for now.

    #3 · Chapter 1 · 41w, 3d ago · · ·
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    oh god... this was my favorite game back when it came out.

    I hit so many people and cars... I lost after the first person. :trollestia:

    #4 · Chapter 1 · 41w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Surprised that Rarity didn't tell the driver off like the customers do in the game but I suppose since the delivery was speedy Rarity can't complain. :duck:

    Also Hey, hey, hey, it's time to make some crazy pay are ya ready?! :pinkiegasp: HERE WE GO!!! :flutterrage:

    #5 · Chapter 1 · 41w, 3d ago · · ·
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    I am starting to imagine what would happen if Fluttershy took the cab :fluttershyouch::fluttershbad: She may go a little :flutterrage: and obviously :fluttercry: but in the end, she will be all :yay:

    #6 · Chapter 1 · 41w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>1026775

    Or this could happen. Honestly, even I don't know yet. :trollestia:

    #8 · Chapter 1 · 41w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Ohgod... so much nostalgia...

    It hurtsssss

    #9 · Chapter 1 · 41w, 3d ago · · ·
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    You get a fave just cuz it's you, I'll read later.

    #10 · Chapter 1 · 41w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>1026978

    :rainbowderp: Am I really that good at writing...?

    #11 · Chapter 1 · 41w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>1026987 If Doom was any indication?

    Yes.

    #12 · Chapter 1 · 41w, 3d ago · · ·
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    So, I just finished reading it...I fucking love it...and The Offspring.

    #13 · Chapter 1 · 41w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Sir, you have just touched one of the most time consuming elements of my childhood, and done a damn good job of it. Followed and faved sir.

    #14 · Chapter 1 · 41w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Nostalgia factor cranked UP TO 11!!!

    Instant fav and liked. May the chapters arrive faster than the taxi customers! :trollestia:

    #15 · Chapter 2 · 41w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Keep 'em coming!

    Hmm the royal chariot breaks down and Celestia needs a quick ride somewhere across town... :trollestia:

    #16 · Chapter 2 · 41w, 2d ago · · ·
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    HA! That was awesome.

    #17 · Chapter 2 · 41w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>1031437 Or maybe Applejack is lost in the big city while trying to find some place to eat or something like that. :applejackunsure:

    Or perhaps even Fluttershy. :fluttershbad:

    #18 · Chapter 3 · 40w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Sorry this took so long. Among other things taking up my time, there was hl2.exe's refusal to work (:raritydespair:), flesh pounds deciding to just spawn right behind me, repeatedly (:flutterrage:), and just general internet problems (:pinkiesad2:).

    Also, I saw this not too long ago. I'm calling it for Mann vs. Machine being a thing.

    #19 · Chapter 3 · 40w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Ah the train tracks, i remember using the train as an accelerant, good times.

    #20 · Chapter 3 · 40w, 4d ago · · ·
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    I lol'd hard with the quote "Famous last words"

    The funny never seems to end I just love it.

    #21 · Chapter 4 · 40w, 6h ago · · ·
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    I'm calling it for Mann vs. Machine

    CALLED IT. This is gonna be sweet.

    Anyway, yeah. That's it. This was an idea born of sheer boredom. And those four loosely-connected stories were the result.

    #22 · Chapter 4 · 40w, 1h ago · · ·
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    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    #23 · Chapter 4 · 40w, 40m ago · · ·
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    Luna is about to have the ride of her life!

    #24 · Chapter 3 · 39w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Almost thought Applejack was going to give that taxi driver an honest piece of her mind! :ajbemused:

    #25 · Chapter 4 · 39w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>1087834 Let's see what she'll think of those crazy taxis! :trollestia:

    #26 · Chapter 4 · 28w, 3d ago · · ·
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    oh i want bonbon and lyra to be next that be so funny as hell

    #27 · Chapter 1 · 3w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I. Love. This. Incredible, reading on.

    >>1027573 Maybe you could try my Crazy Taxi arcade machine-thing.

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