In case:

Folks're wondering about the overall title, here's what Wikipedia has to say about an infinite number of monkeys.

Mike

*Reads title.* "WE'RE DOOMED!

But... but there's already a restaurant at the end of the universe. You can't have two of them!

>>10544911054491

That's exactly what I was going to post!

Gah, now she's in the comment box! Run, everypony!

Ooh, the ultimate party!  Can't wait.  

>>10545371054537

Yes, but who's working in the kitchen at that restaurant?  Besides, if Pinkie doesn't do six impossible things of a morning, who does?

Mike

Whats with no attention to this story -_-

Pinkie Prime seems a little bit evil...

Are you making all these up, or will there be like Berry Bubble, the Cupcakes Pinkie (all done up in a straight jacket and mask like Lecter, I hope), and Surprise, versions like those?

>>10667011066701

Well:

There's evil twins, and then there's evil twins...  

Mike

>>10672011067201

As the title implies:

There's a lotta Pinkies to choose from.  But I'll just be focusing on those I need to carry the story, so all of 'em here will be new and different!

Mike

I just got the pun with Thagoras's name.

Using a party to destroy all of space and time ... yeah that seems like a very pinkie thing to do.

>>10676511067651

...oh god. www.instantrimshot.com

Indeed

>>10676511067651

>>10685221068522

And there are:

More puns to come!

Mike

>>10679821067982

And the party:

Shall last--

Forever!

(cue fiendish laughter)

Mike

What could possibly go wrong?

What could possibly go right?

I can not wait for the next updates. This story is going to be amazing, please post quickly dear

>>10882341088234

We'll try to fit:

     All possibilities in!

>>11013971101397

My plan is:

     A chapter every 10 days or so.  So look for Chapter Three today or tomorrow!

                          Mike

Yeah:

     Looks like a chapter every ten days is doable.  So, chapter four on or about August 28th!

                               Mike

"All ponies are allowed to want things!  And they're all allowed to do everything reasonable to get what they want, too!"

That sounds... oddly motivational, actually.

Great story, by the way. I can't wait to see all the worlds you create! And just who is this Pinkie Prime, and what are her intentions?

Deft avoidance of Cadence's duties.  Well done.

>>11096431109643 Cadance is an ambassador, I think. She's not an alicorn, she's a unicorn with wings.

>>11096941109694 Ah, not an alacorn, a mutie.

>>11096941109694

>>11099501109950

When I was learning mythology:

     I only ever heard the word "alicorn" used to describe the substance that a unicorn's horn was made from.  And since the word has never actually appeared in any episodes of FiM, I don't use it, either.  A winged unicorn is just called a winged unicorn in my stuff.  

                                  Mike

>>11122421112242 I call them that because it's what they're usually called. Celestia is supposed to be all three types of pony in one. Cadance, I believe, lacks the earth pony strength and probably can't fly well either (we only see her glide, I think). So she's just a unicorn who happens to have wings. She's not otherwise special, like Luna and Celestia.

>>11090161109016

"We hold these truths to be self-evident":

     Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.  

                                   Mike

Mr. AugieDog, your story is vey fascinating and original, favorited and tracked!

>>11122551112255

For my part:

     I'm holding fast to the theory I presented in my story The Birth of Harmony that Cadance is Equestria's "death goddess," the psychopomp who carries the souls of the dead to the afterlife.  However, I'm also predicting that this theory will become "canon fodder" approximately fifteen seconds into season 3...  

                                            Mike

>>11148981114898

Thanks!

                      Mike

>>11122421112242 Alacorn, not to be confused with alicorn, is Latin, and literally translates as "wings, horn."  But, to each his own.

Since we heard there was a fire at the beginning of the story, I'm guessing Pinkie Prime has something to do with it... Urgh, just what is this "party" she's plannign?!

Dear, I'll be perfectly honest. Pinkie Prime scares me, I have a feeling something sad/dark is going to happen and I'm fearful. Either way, the story is wonderful so far and I can't wait to see more.

Because why have one Pinkie when you can have an infinite number of Pinkie Pies!?!?!

>>11190381119038

>>11219141121914

All wil be:

     Revealed!  But don't fear!  Pinkie's here!

>>11398881139888

     Always my question as well!

                          Mike

>>11074361107436 a chapter on tuesday... please make it happen cause Wednesday is my first day back in school and i need to be able to go back on a good note.

>>11528131152813

Chapter Four:

     Hit the 5,000 word mark on schedule yesterday, so if all goes well, I should have its last scene done this weekend, do edits and clean-ups on Monday, then get it posted here Tuesday.  If all goes well...  

                                     Mike

I wonder if:

     This is gonna be like my previous big story, "Half the Day is Night," where each succeeding chapter kept getting longer and longer till the last one was almost as long as the first five combined?

     Anyway, here's 4.  Let's say another 10 days or so for 5: Sept. 8th, we'll call it.

                           Mike

This is gonna be gooooood

Well i can see where this is going

>>11702281170228

My guess is:

     It's going where no Pinkie has gone before.  But that's just a guess.

                                Mike

>>11698451169845

I sure hope so!  

                         Mike

>>11705831170583

KAAAAAAAAAAHN!

Pinkie... What have you done now? Is what I asked in the first chapter. But now, I'll let this story take it's due course. I mean after all it's getting good. One Question though, (Big Power Rangers/Super Sentai Nerd Alert) Are we going to see a pony ranger version of Pinkie? Because that would be really, Really cool.

I'm loving the progression of this story, and it seems that Primey does go evil on everypony. It seems like you alluded to her somehow damaging our ponyville. I can't wait to see how this continues to develop. Waiting with baited breath dear

>>11702281170228 I think I can too. Can you see the alicorn Nightmare Party Prime defeated by the Pinkies of Harmony?

>>11733161173316 Honestly i think Pin Qi Khan was Prime's main objective. But the thing is the real pinkie is the only one with the names Pinkie and Pie in her name so she is actually the ultimate pinkie. Besides i think that the one ability that she has other than the pinkie sense that the others dont have is her "go anywhere" ability. that may give her an advantage when prime tries to take over.

>>11735681173568 Actually, I somehow forgot about that. Not sure if what I'm saying next is where you were going with this, but if Primey got in a fight with Real Pinkie Pie, Primey would be an idiot: Pinkie would evade every attack, teleport randomly, and blast her away with the Party Cannon, whether or not she realizes it's a fight.

>>11736311173631 If Primey is what she claims to be then she might be able to turn all of the others evil which is why it is going to be a problem. And like dash said there were more than one alicorn Pinkie out there so that power may be doubled.

The only problem i have with this story is that it is somewhat of a paradox because it goes against and yet still follows the string theory. It is said that  there are an infinite number of universes and in which every possibility is possible. So far it seems that it is following it but due to the string theory, but there should be universes where there are whole planets inhabited by nothing but Pinkies all of them exactly the same as the real pinkie the only difference is that they are the the only ones there. but it also goes along with it because the mirrors only go to worlds that have a pinkie.

But that means there is a chance that pinkie goes to a world where this already happened and then what?

>>11722661172266

Alas:

     No Pinkie Power Ranger is scheduled to appear among our main characters.  She might be in the background, though--I mean, there's an infinite number of them, right?

>>11706671170667

     And I should probably make it clear, too, that we won't actually be visiting the starship Equipoise or anything like that, either.  Just so folks don't get any false hopes that Space Captain Pinkie Pie will be showing up.  After all, that's a completely different fic.

>>11727211172721

     Structurally, the next chapter will be the halfway point--if I end up following my notes--so nine chapters all told.

>>11736311173631

>>11736621173662

     The word "pinkpocalypse" just popped into my head...  

                               Mike

>>11745001174500

Aww.... Oh well, it's your story(And a very good one at that.) So I can't complain. I mean there are an infinite number of Pinkies to look out for.

Just wondering, why do you always spell "every" as "ev'ry?"  Is it habit, or...?

>>11803461180346

I started:

     To answer this question, and found myself as hour later in the middle of an essay.  So I'll put the short answer here--I'm doing it as an experiment in narrative voice--and ask anyone who cares to read a longer answer to check the blog section of my FimFiction pages later today or tomorrow.  

                                   Mike

Geez how many Pinkie's can there be? And will gathering them all cause them to collapse into quantum singularity?

>>11806541180654 Perk Added: Surprisingly Influential - You can provoke authors into writing essays by means of harmless comments.

But yeah, that makes sense now.

>>11834511183451

Perhaps:

     A quantum pinkularity?

>>11865301186530

     Just try to use your powers for good, that's all I ask!  

                                    Mike

>>11877311187731

"..."

--Throws pun rocks at AugieDog

>>11877641187764

And that's not even:

     One of the puns that made it into the story!

                               Mike

First thought after reading the title:

I've got a lovely bunch of Pinkie Pies.

doo doo doo doodoo

Here they are all standing in a row.

doo doo doo

Big ones, small ones, some as small as my head!

Even though some are fake, just bake 'em a cake.

That's what 1023nelly said.

For those who dont get it, attach the words to this song:

>>12255851225585

That is:

     A classic!  So here's another, slightly scarier Pink song to go with it.  It's just the first two minutes of the recording.

                   Mike

Halfway done!

     Expect chapter 6 on or about Sept. 18th, and expect it to have a title which may cause a few groans.

                                  Mike

This is awesome. But I forget where I saw. Whatever.

Hmm, you will have to cheat here. Namely because if Pinkie is to find ALL her counterparts...she will die eventually. I mean, e number of worlds are literally INFINITE!

...excellent work.

...and now I feel like there should be a more in-depth story about Plinky's universe...and it shall be dark. So very dark.

Excellent work.

moar

First! After the author...  I like this chapter, it's well done! I'd like to know Modesty Pink. She sounds awesome.

Well, well, well!

Pinkie the Gentlemaresthief.

Awww, truly? Ten days? Aaa-freaking-wwww.

Excellent work though!

And good luck on!

and two days after that torchlight 2 comes out...gonna be a good week

>>12420471242047

I'll be sure to warm up my groaner in preparation!

>>12423471242347

Thanks!

     But as long as you remember where you parked, I think we'll all be OK.

                            Mike

>>11398881139888

My thinking:

     Exactly!

>>12425501242550

To be honest:

     Most of them will just be bouncing around in the background, I'm afraid, and never even get to have a scene with Our Beloved Heroine.

                             Mike

>>12426411242641

Thanks!

     Writing dark has never interested me much, I'm afraid.  Even with Plinky's universe, I'm leaving most of the details up to the reader's imagination, though as Pinkie says, we're not quite done with Plinky's world yet.  

                              Mike

>>12428051242805

It's:

     On its way!

>>12428331242833

>>12428851242885

>>12430721243072

Thanks, folks:

     I may have to steal the phrase "gentlemare thief"...  The name of the character here comes from Modesty Blaise, though, so add a little "globe-trotting secret agent" to her resume as well.  More on her, though, in the next chapter.

>>12432581243258

Good thinking:

     Wouldn't wanna risk pulling a hamstring.

                              Mike

loving this, cant wait to have them meet a mute or silent but deadly type straight hair pinkie who helps them. its always the quiet ones.

Wonderful chapter darling, can't wait for the next update. You have my rapt attention

I'm noticing that most of the various Pinkies and Pies that Pinkie Pie seems to be gathering have a sort of correlation to the other Elements of Harmony...

We have Plinky Pie, the shy and timid but kind musician, seemingly correlating to Fluttershy.

We have Pin Qi Khan, a brash, combative, but fair empress, correlating to Rainbow Dash,

And now we have Modesty Pink, a refined and elegant gentlepony thief with high standards who seems to correlate to Rarity.

I wonder, was this intentional? Are we going to get an Applejack correlate of Pinkie before moving on to the smart, obsessive, and nerdy Thagoras Pie who will correlate to Twilight?

>>12444741244474

Exactly.

>>12444961244496

You are welcome.

I see.

I'll be too busy beating my brains out with the awesomeness that will be Borderlands 2 on sep 18th, but I might be able to drag myself out of the theater room to read the next chapter sometime in October...

Phew.  After last chapter, I had the feeling Khannie was going to attempt to conquer the multiverse or something.  But like Pinkie said, she's cool.

>>12461721246172

Actually:

     Chapter 6 opens with Spike noticing this exact thing.    And while it was indeed intentional, it's not quite a one-to-one correspondence: once we meet chapter six's title character, for instance, I think Thagoras will end up being our Applejack analog.

>>12455441245544

     She'll have straight hair, but she'll be far from silent.  

                                         Mike

>>12476111247611

I'm hoping to be done with it:

     By the middle of October, so maybe it'll all be here waiting for you when you return!

                                Mike

Sweet story so far. Looking forward to more!

If this were a three act play:

     And it is--this would mark the end of act two.  Three more chapters to go!

                              Mike

and what glorious chapters they will be

Man, I can't wait to get inside Primey's head a little more.

Unless in a sense we've been there all along, in the space behind mirrors.

It almost sounds as if Pinkie Prime isn't actually real, but some kind a metaphysical representation. That she is a theoretical amalgamation of the multiverse's Pinkies. Which would make sense if her ultimate design is to get all the Pinkies together, have reality go TILT, fusing all the Pinkie's and making Pinkie Prime "real".

Idle musings aside, we enjoy this and cheer for more.

Oh dear, a Trixie equivalent.

Intriguing.

They'll still need another pegasus before they can really be the Pinkements of Harmony, though...

Yes, I can't wait to see how theragous reacts to seeing five of herself show up in her world. It's going to be amazing

Chiao

Knocking off crowns, eh?  And just what was she going to do with that watch?

I love dimension hopping stories, and I love everything you've done so far, especially Khannie, but I really dont like the name Pinxie. It just doesnt sound right when I say it out loud. I believe I will replace it with Pixie when I read future chapters.

Calling it now: All of the Pinkies fused into a single Pinkie...who is currently telling the story of how said fusion happened to the Elements of Harmony.

I sense that even though this maybe a Trixie Equivalent of Pinkie, She may have the magical talent to back her show boating up. Just saying.

FABULOUS!

It's still:

     Sept. 28th in my time zone, so here's the next chapter!  Expect chapter 8, if all goes well, on or about Oct. 8.

                              Mike

>>10545371054537

let me guess, Mcdonalds?

loving it!

>>13572431357243

No, I believe the one in question is Millyway's.

And since the Pinkii have clearly done way more than 6 impossible things, a trip might well be warranted...

Guess it's good I didn't my "Pinkie + wacky magic" story in this direction...

Keep up the good work!