Mathews' car drove up to his house like a bullet and parked it on his lawn. Not long after that, he grabbed Crescent and ran for the door. Strangely, he noticed someone crouched on the sidewalk and punching something on the floor. It was Phillip. Mathews turned around, with a tiny filly in his arms, and both looked at him in pure confusion.
"Weird teacher?" Crescent uttered.
"Huh? Oh crap!" he yelled before spinning around and sitting on whatever it was he was punching."Hi." he added nervously.
"What are you doing here? I thought I told you that I'd be on vacation for two days."
"Uhhh."
"Whatever. As long as you're here, you can teach Crescent proper speaking."
"Okay. See you in a few seconds. Just let me finish trying to get my...keys, out of this crack."
"Your car keys?"
"Yeah."
"Need help?" Mathews knew that Phillip was lying, but he also knew that Phillip, with the time he's seen him, that the creepy teacher abhorred theft.
"Uhhh. No. I'll be fine."
"Well, we're going back inside. We need some time to recuperate on...what just happened." Mathews gave a bland face staring into the open.
"Okay. Have fun with that." the teacher waved his hand and gave a smile.
Finally, when the door closed, his smile gave way to a frown, and he turned around to stare at a tiny little thing with wings that seemed to be brutally beat up.
"I told you not to come around here."
"You'll pay for this. Fairies are powerful creatures. You don't know what you got yourself into."
"Like I didn't know what I got myself into when I saw a creature that inspired me to dress up like this? Heh. "
Phillip smirked, and lift the tiny fairy in the air by the wings. Then he "whisper-yelled":
"Gut punch! Gut punch! Gut punch! Sewer throw!"
As the evil little creature coughed, it found itself thrown through a hole in the road that tossed in the...ahem...FRESH waters underneath civilization. The teacher wiped his hands of this affair and headed straight towards his student's house with a wide smile of satisfaction on his face.
Meanwhile, both Mathews and Crescent had actually decided to pass out on the couch, with Fore actually in some weird, painful position, while Crescent decided to roll herself up into a ball on his belly. It would've been more useful on his head, as he would've achieved some form of capillary success.
Phillip, as he closed the door, had his head fill with ideas to try and wake them up. That is, until he saw another one of those annoying winged creatures approaching said ball of fur with the most simplistic weapon ever: a knife. The weird teacher had a bland, unamused expression on his face, and walked towards the creature. Before it struck, it turned its head to someone clearing their throat. The fairy's eyes widened as it saw that it had been caught, only to be slapped to the floor, then kicked out of a window that Phillip took his time to unlock. Yet, even as the guy wiped his hands clean of the incident, there were weird mole-like creatures on the floor "discreetly" crawling towards the couch. So, with equal discreetness, and with his arms behind his back, Phillip walked on the moles, dragged them while they were still under his feet, then, as he was outside and as they were still stuck to his shoes, flicked them off with a stick. He closed the door and thought to himself:
"Great. Fairies everywhere. I thought they weren't real! Meh. Mathews must have an electric fly-swatter somewhere. Maybe I should wake them up."
And that he did. Phillip simply walked up to the two sleeping logs to see that Crescent decided to lie down on Mathews' face, with her belly outstretched into the air. Opathy restrained himself from waking her up by blowing on her belly. Instead, he preferred to slap them both awake.
"OW! Why?" Mathews yelled as he put a hand to his cheek, until he finally noticed Crescent on his face.
"Why am I on your face?" Crescent wondered out loud.
"You fell asleep." Phillip said with lowered eyelids, a bent over position, and a smile on his face.
"What are you smiling at?"
"Nothing." his smile widened, as if trying to mock someone even more.
The little filly finally looked down and gasped in horror as she covered herself with her astral tail. "Bad person!" she screamed with an extremely high pitched voice.
"Oh. Please. I think I'll have to stay with you today, though. You seem a bit...drowzy."
"What, you're a maid now?" Mathews look shocked as he took Crescent off his face.
"I do many things. After all, just being a wandering teacher isn't very paying."
"So I suppose you want me to pay you more?"
"The fee was already added in when you wanted me to be a baby-sitter as well."
"Oh."
In the corner of his contact lens eyes, Phillip noticed something weird and spidery starting to walk into Mathews' room.
"Then we'll just stay here in the living room."
"I prefer to go pway in my room."
"You still have that mix-match, Crescent. We'll need to work on that...tomorrow. I can see that you two had a rough day. A good night's sleep would be good."
"Then shouldn't you go home? I mean, it is six."
"Not really. Consider me as an extra security measure."
"Ooookaaaay."
"Great! I'll start with your room. Rooms are always the worst." he finished with a frown, only to jet into the room like...well...a jet.
There, he saw the giant spider busy trying to hide itself under the covers. It hadn't noticed Phillip, who quietly closed the door and crept up on the spider. He grabbed one of its legs and ripped it off, but placed a pillow on the less-than-spider-esque mouth to muffle the screams. He slowly closened towards the thing's eyes and made it actually sweat.
"Hey, there." he said with a weird, creepy undertone."Ah couldn't help but see you was tryin' ta hurt mah freyends. I just wante' to-*gasp*."his voice changed to a deeper and more energetic tone."Good heavens! Just look at the time!"
The creature screamed one last time.
Meanwhile, the wittle fiwwy had arranged her smaller stuffed animals into a crowd while she stood proudly on the bigger ones, boasting about something.
"I'm the queen of the world! You shall all bow down beneath my might. I am more powerful than all of you. You are my subjects. My pawns to use. I am the queen, and you must obey your queen. All hail-"
"BLAH!" Phillip yelled with his tongue stuck out and with the door nearly embedded into the wall.
The little filly squeaked and fell over her giant elephant, and into the tinier stuffed animals. One hind leg was sticking out from a bunch of tiny monkeys that looked like they were pulling on her leg, while a few smiling tigers, lions, and bears seemed to be nomming her face. A rebellion had already started, and it was successful in overthrowing their evil, yet adorable, ruler.
"Look what I found: some bouncy balls." Phillip smiled as he held three black balls.
"Bouncy balls? What's that?"
"Just look."
Phillip smashed a ball really hard onto the floor, causing it to bounce everywhere, making Crescent duck under her captors. It finally came to a stop after hitting a giant gorilla. The little filly climbed out from under her bunker with a face full of ecstasy.
"Woah! Can I try one?"
"Duh."
Opathy tossed one to the ball of fuzz, who grabbed it with her magic, looked at it awhile, then randomly tossed it. The ball started bouncing everywhere, and that's when Phillip, without moving his head, saw that near a window, there was another fairy coming in for a kill while walking on the walls. Phillip looked at the ball, then moved into a position where it would bounce on him, then hit the fairy. It did indeed "bonk" him on the head, making him yipe in pain, but the deed was done. The fairy got hit and fell onto a further pile of stuffed animals. As it rubbed its armored head, it saw the giant walking towards it. The weird teacher continued smiling, but suddenly:
"Oops. I tripped! Awaaaaah!"
The fairy gave a silent scream as the giant closened to its crash point, sarcasm in said giant's yell.
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"Meanwhile, both Mathews and Cosmos had actually decided to pass out on the couch"
Cosmos?Did I miss something somewhere?
1194095 I knew I'd make that mistake eventually. It's a character in another Nightmare Moon story I have.
so...did he channel rarity for a second there? the 'good heavens" just seems like something she'd say
1194080
Moar was weaponized!
But I agree, this is interesting.
No, sorry, can't hold. LULZ ALL AROUND!
death to the evil fairy's
also this chapter was full of
Great I get back from a tour and I see you decided to update...granted you were the only story to update today that I follow. Anyway you seemed to play a trick on my mind as now the farries are going to kill the Cresent and Phillip now knows more then he let on to be. Also...do they teach Farry hunting in accountant class because i need to call my brother up and sign him up for some courses.
oh,psycho.
you so crazy
yeah
I agree with that one guy with the massive comment
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This is wonderful. I don't quite understand the fairy armies though...
More or less, WHY they are trying so hard to kill them. But, I guess that will be explained soon enough, right?
1194080 Moar?
1194227 Given what dicks fairies could be in old stories, they might not even need a reason.
okay, im lost. what's going on here and who are all these extra characters or are these other names just different names for the main character and mysterious teacher? there wasnt enough description, couldnt figure out the scenes or what was goin on...
1194080 Do you know how many times you said "moar"? 9999. And then you said "moarm", making your comment 10k words.
1194287 What, you mean Opathy? Fore? Maybe those are last names?
1194080thats a little exessive
i really wanna know what the fairys problem is
1194510Eventually.
Love it and all your other stories :D
Keep it awesome
Ugh..these fairy looks for me like tooth faires from Hellboy 2. Little motherbuckers with maw full of teeth.
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All right, Chuck Norris approves. Let the fairy obliterating begin!
So... WHY are the faries trying to kill Crescent?
Faries my opinion about them: google.nl/imgres?q=kill+it+with+fire&um=1&hl=nl&safe=active&sa=N&tbm=isch&tbnid=GoYIe7UMAWSnlM:&imgrefurl=http://www.iambrony.com/gif/15786&imgurl=http://iambrony.steeph.tp-radio.de/mlp/gif/154843%252520-%252520animated%252520kill_it_with_fire%252520pinkie_pie%252520spoilers%252520twilight_sparkle.gif&w=636&h=360&ei=c0pBUMphpfzRBd7VgfgC&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=412&vpy=531&dur=5825&hovh=169&hovw=299&tx=205&ty=86&sig=108082976212358073642&page=1&tbnh=104&tbnw=183&start=0&ndsp=43&ved=1t:429,r:27,s:0,i:159&biw=1680&bih=949
1194080 I think we get it...
Strange man as a guardian. Hm... This interest me.
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the story is beginning to fuck itself over and over with a mish-mash of somewhat random things that seem to be added as the each chapter comes out. Once you added the friend everything went to shit
Well i thouroghly enjoyed that
1194227>>1195208 Duh, they are doing it for the lulz of course!
Fuckin' evil nazi fae, man. Pluck the little bastards.
1195937 Be more specific. Because "fuck" and "shit" and "friend" aren't helping.
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OH NOES ITS YOU AGAIN
*reads comments on equestria crazys*
hmm so thats how to stop you
*Throws space core at you*
MUHAHAHAH
Nice chapter
Opathy tossed one to the ball of fuzz opathy?
1199921 I don't see anything in the story with that error.
1200105 last large paragraph in last chapter first line
1200129 It isn't there. I even ctrl-f it. I think your eyes played a trick on you.
1200136 Opathy tossed one to the ball of fuzz, who grabbed it with her magic, looked at it awhile, then randomly tossed it. The ball started bouncing everywhere, and that's when Phillip, without moving his head, saw that near a window, there was another fairy coming in for a kill while walking on the walls. Phillip looked at the ball, then moved into a position where it would bounce on him, then hit the fairy. It did indeed "bonk" him on the head, making him yipe in pain, but the deed was done. The fairy got hit and fell onto a further pile of stuffed animals. As it rubbed its armored head, it saw the giant walking towards it. The weird teacher continued smiling, but suddenly:
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have you tried fuck-shit-friend?
1200144 It isn't there.
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IT'S NOT WORKING!
If Phillip's gonna be fighting those little ankle biters, how about including a reference to this famous (and funny) scene?
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well there's your problem! you forgot finish the equation! You're so zetta slow
1194679 Have you been taking extra drugs before writing? Because dis is some crazy sheet maaaaan!
1197326 Fae are pussies! I totally raped Summer Queen and kicked Winter Queen's icy ass before sending her to the Ice King to have his way with her!
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1202630 I do not take drugs. I'm simply part of the World of Illogic.
this is the theme for this chapter.
lololololololol more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1204030 Perhaps you would care to be an Element of Misery? Or join the Army of Chaos under Lord Discord?
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THE PSYCHOPATH IS PART OF THE ILLOGIC. CHAOS IS THE ENEMY.