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Zalekai 93422

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    It's been two months since a virus went global and killed basically the whole planet. Maybe Earl is the last person left who hasn't been infected, things start to seem that way when you've been living in the zombie apocalypse for so long. He's only 16. His family? Dead. Friends? Probably infected. Things are pretty routine when it comes to living in this mad world, but will Earl find something that makes his world a little bit more insane?

    *Rated teen for mild descriptions of Zombie Asskickery and language.

    First Published
    31st Jul 2012
    Last Modified
    6th Nov 2012

    Comments ( 618 )

    #1 · Chapter 1 · 41w, 3d ago · 1 · ·
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    :pinkiegasp: That descreption was awesome! Can't wait to read it!

    #2 · Chapter 1 · 41w, 3d ago · 1 · ·
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    Very good.  I like this a lot :pinkiehappy:

    #3 · Chapter 1 · 41w, 3d ago · 1 · ·
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    I enjoyed this. MOAR!

    #4 · Chapter 1 · 41w, 3d ago · · ·
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    It was...


    a zombie.

    I like this story. It's pretty cool, actually. Keep up the good work. But for (my) sanity's sake, please don't make Twi or Earl zombie, mmmmkay?

    First chapter, you earned yourself your first 11/10 moustache :D

    :moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::facehoof:

    Good Guy Yatoshumirata

    SAYS

    MEANS IT.

    #5 · Chapter 1 · 41w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>1006012>>1006040 Thanks guys! :pinkiehappy:

    >>1006152 Yes... there will be MOAR....

    >>1006200 Thank you sir, I will wear these moustaches with pride. :moustache:

    #6 · Chapter 1 · 41w, 3d ago · · ·
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    I hope we get to meet sort of badass zombie slayer in the future. Sort of like Tallahassee, and Earl is Columbus. And there's ponies.

    #7 · Chapter 1 · 41w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Really cool story bro! Keep up the good work! You deserve a mostache :moustache:

    #8 · Chapter 1 · 41w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>1006575 We shall see were this story takes us my friend :raritywink:

    >>1006752 Thank you sir, I will add this to my mustache army :moustache:

    #9 · Chapter 2 · 41w, 3d ago · · ·
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    You all ready posted a new chapter!? BUCK YES!!!:yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay:

    #10 · Chapter 2 · 41w, 3d ago · · ·
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    I need more, More!:raritycry:

    #11 · Chapter 2 · 41w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Awsome dude! Keep dem chapters coming! This is good!

    #12 · Chapter 2 · 41w, 3d ago · · ·
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    VERY nice story so far. Thumbs up!

    One point that I think was probably unintentional though: the implied insanity. Is the lone survivor actually having a chat with a cartoon character, or slowly spiralling down into the depths his own mind, desperate to escape from the situation he is in?

    Speaking for myself, I LOVE psychological stories like that, but whatever your current intention is: keep at it - still loving it!

    #13 · Chapter 2 · 41w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>1007181>>1007376 >>1007501 Thanks guys! More on the way :pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

    >>1007523 Thanks, appreciate the feed back :twilightsmile:

    I enjoy a good psychological thriller as well. I intended to have the character think that he is going insane because of the disastrous situation. Twilight is really there however, any mention of insanity is purely an explanation of Earl's thoughts.

    Despite his own thoughts, one thing is for certain...

    #14 · Chapter 2 · 41w, 3d ago · · ·
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    YES! So much yes!. Forgive me if this comes off as rude but, I DEMAND MOAR!!! And take your time too.

    #16 · Chapter 2 · 41w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>1007619 Im LOVING the story so far ^-^

    #17 · Chapter 2 · 41w, 2d ago · · ·
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    WOW! I like this story! Another 11/10 moustache! Wear them with pride, 'cause not everyone gets them! So. Cool story bro. And now; LAME PUN TIME!!!

    WHY DID THE ZOMBIE CROSS THE ROAD?

    BECAUSE HE WANTED TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE.

    And by the way;

    Good Guy Yatoshumirata

    SAYS

    MEANS IT.

    #18 · Chapter 2 · 41w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>1008705 Your request shall be met! MOAR is on the way. :rainbowdetermined2:

    >>1008899 Master Yoda has spoken.

    >>1009478 Thanks! :pinkiehappy:

    >>1009934 So.....many.....MOSTACHES! :moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:

    Lol thanks :twilightsmile:

    and HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, that's a knee-slapper.

    #19 · Chapter 2 · 41w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Personally, I'm hoping Earl will eventually snap. Maybe it will be from Twilight, maybe it will be from the apocalypse itself, but either way, I'm rooting for many, many zombies to be killed. :pinkiehappy:

    After all, he's only killed about 3 zombies so far. If you're gonna be the sole survivor of a zombie apocalypse, your body count should be much higher.

    ...or, at least it would be if it were me. :pinkiecrazy:

    #20 · Chapter 3 · 41w, 2d ago · · ·
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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Dont end!:applecry:

    So good. Im sitting here waiting for the next one!:fluttercry::fluttercry::fluttercry:

    #21 · Chapter 3 · 41w, 2d ago · · ·
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    By my guess Earl fell asleep while guarding the door? And by looking at the characters at the bottom of the screen, the other elements are also gonna be in the story.... SO WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY!?!?!? :flutterrage: When they do come, I wonder if they will take Earl with them also AWAY from that horrid place with Twilight back to Equestria? I am really liking the story dude, I love it! :twilightsmile:

    #22 · Chapter 3 · 41w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Wow:twilightoops:

    #23 · Chapter 3 · 41w, 2d ago · 1 · ·
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    I really like this story. But. Sleep is for the weak. It's 2:30 am here. And I am reading this now. Sleep? who needs sleep :D

    #24 · Chapter 3 · 41w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>1013274 We shall see what the future holds :raritywink:

    >>1013471 Don't worry, It's not over :twilightsmile:

    >>1013482 That is correct. And don't worry, they'll be in it soon :rainbowdetermined2:

    >>1013504 Your profile pic is too awesome for normal eyes :rainbowderp:

    >>1013542 I know right?! What is Earl a human or somethin'?! :flutterrage: Pfft. Humans and their "sleep" :trixieshiftleft:

    #25 · Chapter 3 · 41w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>1013542 I agree my friend. I wont sleep till twilight uses magic to kill zombies...:yay:

    #26 · Chapter 3 · 41w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Oh god, that must have been traumatic.

    #27 · Chapter 3 · 41w, 2d ago · · ·
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    genuis my friend, i need more!!!!!!1 lol this been gettin good sence chapter 1!!!:pinkiehappy:

    #28 · Chapter 4 · 41w, 2d ago · · ·
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    "Let's just say I'm glad I didn't fall into the hooves of those... things." She said.

    Earl looked up with a puzzled expression.

    "Hooves?" He asked.

    Earl extended his hand and moved his fingers around.

    "Hands." He continued.

    Both of the survivors instantly laughed for a few minutes before glancing in to each other's eyes. Both instantly knew the emotions felt by either party.

    Because at that moment...

    An inter-dimensional friendship was formed.

    that was smooth...

    #29 · Chapter 4 · 41w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Wow. I like this story. But I lost my links to all those cool gifs... So yeah. But,

    COOL STORY BRO.

    Have a good day.

    #30 · Chapter 4 · 41w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1015595 I'm Dr. Smooth :rainbowdetermined2:

    >>1016130 Gifs aside.....


    Still a bro.

    Thanks! :twilightsmile:

    #31 · Chapter 4 · 41w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Great chapter bro! Its getting better and better with each chapter! :pinkiehappy:

    #32 · Chapter 4 · 41w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Oi, quantity or quality, you're not allowed to do both!

    #33 · Chapter 4 · 41w, 1d ago · · ·
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    great chapter :twilightsmile:

    #34 · Chapter 4 · 41w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1016580>>1016479 Thanks, appreciate the comments! :twilightsmile:

    >>1016520 Not allowed to do both? :fluttercry:


    NO! I MUST BREAK THIS BARRIER! :flutterrage:

    EXPLOSION!

    #35 · Chapter 4 · 41w, 1d ago · · ·
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    D'awwwwwwwwwwwwwww. So freaking sappy, and I love it. On another note, your chapters are getting shorter.

    #36 · Chapter 4 · 41w, 1d ago · · ·
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    GAH! ....cant....wait...for...new...chapter.....*explodes*

    MOAR!!!!!!!! :flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage:

    #37 · Chapter 4 · 41w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1018072 D'awwww moments... :twilightsmile: And yes, I'm definitely breaking the "shrinking chapter" effect next chapter. :rainbowdetermined2:

    >>1018847 WOAH! You exploded :rainbowhuh:

    And yes... there will be more :ajsmug:

    #38 · Chapter 5 · 41w, 1d ago · · ·
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    another wonderful chapter, :pinkiehappy:

    #39 · Chapter 5 · 41w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Amazing, that is all that is needed to be said

    #40 · Chapter 5 · 41w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Must-   sleep-   but-   interesting-   chapter-    name-

    DAMMIT

    #41 · Chapter 5 · 41w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1020419>>1020431 Thank you gentlemen :scootangel:

    >>1020790 Huzzah! You have fallen right into my trap! :trixieshiftright:

    That was a joke.

    K. :yay:

    #42 · Chapter 5 · 41w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Best ending to the chapter. Let's talk about magic. Hell yeah.

    #43 · Chapter 5 · 41w, 20h ago · · ·
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    This story is AWESOME! You've got the flow and pacing for a genre like this perfect and have managed to make a believeable protaganist and setting.

    I see a great future for this! Magnificent work bro.

    #44 · Chapter 5 · 41w, 10h ago · · ·
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    >>1021576 HELL YEAH! (Cliche' Zombieland Reference Alert.)

    Time to nut up or shut up :rainbowdetermined2:

    >>1022909 Thanks, really appreciate the support! :twilightsmile:

    #46 · Chapter 6 · 41w, 8h ago · · ·
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    I like how you keep linking songs ^-^ makes the story even more enjoyable

    #47 · Chapter 6 · 41w, 8h ago · · ·
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    This story is bucking delicious!

    #48 · Chapter 6 · 41w, 8h ago · · ·
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    >>1025697 Words cannot express the epicosity generated by that picture. :rainbowderp:

    >>1025749 Thanks! :twilightsmile: That's one of my favorite things to do when it comes to writing, I feel songs can help explain a situation along with the story itself.

    >>1025790 Thanks! :pinkiehappy:

    #50 · Chapter 6 · 41w, 7h ago · · ·
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    >>1025949 OK, so here's what happened.

    My face? Literally exploded.

    Then completely reassembled itself back on my head, with this expression:

    #51 · Chapter 6 · 41w, 7h ago · · ·
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    >>1025972 That was the goal.

    #53 · Chapter 6 · 40w, 6d ago · · ·
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    I am really enjoying this Fanfic but, I have one question. In the first chapter when Earl found Twilight, he mistaken her for a little plushie, can you give a rough size of Twilight in the Fic?

    #54 · Chapter 6 · 40w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>1028213 Thanks! :twilightsmile:

    And yeah, Earl thought he'd found a "life-sized" one, so her height would probably be like... Stomach or waist level for him? Weight wise, he was able to carry her over his shoulder so she isn't too heavy.

    #55 · Chapter 6 · 40w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Thanks.

    #56 · Chapter 6 · 40w, 6d ago · · ·
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    #57 · Chapter 6 · 40w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>1025949 You know, that made my day, along with the chapter. Brohoof for you! /) :yay::yay::yay::rainbowkiss:

    #58 · Chapter 6 · 40w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Alright Zale. Here comes the boom...

    Capitalization. I've noticed a few instances in earlier chapters where capitals were missing. It seems to have improved, though, since I can't spot many in the newer chapters.

    Otherwise, I noticed nothing major... All in all, good story. Worthy of my thumb.

    #59 · Chapter 6 · 40w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>1038388 Well you didn't say "Superherpa-"

    Uhhh... the codeword.

    So yeahh...

    Lol thanks for the input bro, I'll check out those capitalization errors :twilightsmile:

    #60 · Chapter 7 · 40w, 5d ago · · ·
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    YES!!!! NEW UPDATE!!!!!! :yay::yay::yay:

    Anyway now that I have gotten THAT out of me.

    Earl is soooo screwed a bright light that can be seen from miles away? There will be tons of zombies I'm sure. Lets just hope that Earl gets sucked up in the spell too eh?

    #61 · Chapter 7 · 40w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >Miles away.

    Well, that's not good...

    #62 · Chapter 7 · 40w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Oh shit.

    Yeah, definitely just got 20% cooler.:rainbowdetermined2:

    #63 · Chapter 7 · 40w, 5d ago · · ·
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    It was clearly an open field. I burst out laughing, oh dear god it was so funny. On another note. Light that could be seen for miles...oh shittarts.

    #64 · Chapter 7 · 40w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >Miles away.

    Well, he's royally boned.

    #65 · Chapter 7 · 40w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Light that could bee seen for miles... he has two options,

    1)go with twilight

    2)be eaten by millions of zombies.

    #66 · Chapter 7 · 40w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>1038530 :raritywink:

    >>1038568

    It's not...

    >>1038574 I would say in ten seconds flat, but this chapter took a lot longer than ten seconds to write..... so yeah... :rainbowderp: Lol thanks!

    >>1038576 Glad I could bring some light to the situation :rainbowlaugh:

    >>1038658 Precisely.

    >>1038669 This situation is nowhere near as bad as Heavy's little predicament.

    You run heavy, :raritydespair:


    and you don't look back.

    #67 · Chapter 7 · 40w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>1038767 Honestly I'd say that I'd hope he'd get drawn back to Equestria with Twi, but seeing as that would COMPLETELY destroy the tension I can't really see that happening.  

    Twilight might mess up the spell and pull something from Equestria to earth on accident, thus bringing the rest of the mane 6 into the equation seeing as they're in the main character list, but the chances of the girls all being in the library at this particular time, at least two days after Twilight's disappearance might be a little bit unlikely. Not impossible though...

    There's also the chance that, while Twilight doesn't have the energy to create a portal back to her world, the resulting connection between the two worlds, no matter how small, might give the princess a way to better find Twilight and get the rest of the elements to her.  What might possess her to send them rather than some highly trained unicorn mage, I don't know... but it's still a possibility.

    Finally the spell could fizzle out, thus leaving Twilight stranded and our hero stuck with an army of undead plus a dead tired unicorn.

    If you couldn't tell, I REALLY like coming up with possible scenarios! :pinkiecrazy:

    #68 · Chapter 7 · 40w, 5d ago · · ·
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    #69 · Chapter 8 · 40w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Two updates in one night.....


    so yeahh.....

    #70 · Chapter 8 · 40w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Oh my god. Sick as hell dude. My heart was pounding as I read this. I'm a dying to read the next one! ;-;

    #71 · Chapter 8 · 40w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Nice chapter, but I'm currently on an insomniactic hyper rush so I can't really give a clear headed review at the moment. However, I'll just leave these here.

    Nuff' said.

    #72 · Chapter 8 · 40w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Yippy-ki-aye MOTHER F***ER! Thats intense as it gets man, good job!

    #73 · Chapter 8 · 40w, 5d ago · · ·
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    GOD.....NO.....CLIFFHANGER.....GAH.....UGH......RARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    #74 · Chapter 8 · 40w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>1039232>>1039301 Thanks guys! :twilightsmile:

    >>1039259 FREAKING EPIC.

    >>1039373 Woah, dude, you uhh.... you gonna be alright? :rainbowderp:

    #75 · Chapter 8 · 40w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>1039379 ...need update...must know....what happens....

    But besides you torturing my brain with thoughts with what is about to happen, yes I'll be fine :pinkiecrazy:

    #76 · Chapter 8 · 40w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Oh gods this is intense! :pinkiegasp:

    #77 · Chapter 8 · 40w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Here is a sentence he can use during his rage "YOU TURNED MY PARENTS INTO Y'ALL. I WILL TURN YOU ALL INTO NOTHING BUT HOLES AND GUTS MOTHER FUCKERS."

    #79 · Chapter 7 · 40w, 4d ago · · ·
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    LOL reminds me of left 4 dead while they fight off hords of zombies to wait for rescue XD

    #80 · Chapter 8 · 40w, 4d ago · · ·
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    OH LAST STAND!

    #81 · Chapter 9 · 40w, 4d ago · · ·
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    The portal is still open??....OH CRAP!!!!!!:pinkiegasp:

    #82 · Chapter 9 · 40w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1039395 Glad to hear it :rainbowlaugh:

    >>1039785 YEAHH! :flutterrage:

    >>1040128 Indeed it is.

    >>1040234 That would be an epic campaign :rainbowdetermined2:

    #83 · Chapter 9 · 40w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Aaaaaawwwww Shiiiiiaaat

    #84 · Chapter 9 · 40w, 4d ago · · ·
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    The portal is still open... well that will be fun. The infection will spread into equestria now, unless Twilight and Earl (I keep wanting to say Evan for some reason) do something to the portal on the other side. So at best just a few infected will get thorough the portal and Earl will dispatch them, or The whole state population will be meeting ponies.Anyway, it was a great chapter, Please Keep it up:pinkiehappy:

    #85 · Chapter 9 · 40w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Luckily for those two, they have a small portal which will channel the undead into a single line allowing for quick killings.

    #86 · Chapter 9 · 40w, 4d ago · · ·
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    OH BUCK!!! As I read this chapter, my hands were shaking. My heart pounding. And this chapter truly deserves what i am about to post.

    I APPROVE!!! ALL MY MOUSTACHE!!!

    :moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:

    #87 · Chapter 8 · 40w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Ahh, adrenaline... turning the most timid of souls into unstoppable killing machines.

    Blood is gonna fly. And I love it. :pinkiecrazy:

    #88 · Chapter 10 · 40w, 4d ago · · ·
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    My apologies for the shortness of these last few updates :twilightsheepish:

    #89 · Chapter 10 · 40w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1041696

    It be fine bro, it be fine.

    #90 · Chapter 10 · 40w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Lol I just love the moments when the main character gets turned into a pony, its so awkward. :rainbowlaugh:

    #91 · Chapter 10 · 40w, 4d ago · · ·
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    good job but my first question would be, "you did close said portal right?"

    #92 · Chapter 10 · 40w, 4d ago · 1 · ·
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    #94 · Chapter 10 · 40w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1041696 so I assume that we can expect zombie ponies

    #95 · Chapter 10 · 40w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Now I'm angry. Why didn't Twilight notice the fact the portal was still open?

    #96 · Chapter 10 · 40w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1041116 This is the most mustaches ever. :moustache: :rainbowderp: Thanks! :pinkiehappy:

    >>1041801 :rainbowlaugh:

    >>1041818 I might have asked the same thing first, but Earl was busy having a "Pony Freakout Moment" :rainbowlaugh:

    >>1041851 Thanks! :twilightsmile:

    >>1042079 mmmwelll thank you good sir :ajsmug:

    >>1042127 You will know in good time, my friend :raritywink:

    >>1042156 I honestly have no Idea why Twilight left the portal open...

    #97 · Chapter 10 · 40w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Awwww... I was really hoping that you would give poor Earl a break. I thought it'd be awsome if he worked something out with Celestia to go back and start collecting survivors to bring to Equestria. I don't wanna see any ponies eaten!

    #98 · Chapter 10 · 40w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Earl is living the dream..... fuck it, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse and the ponies that follow.:ajbemused:

    #99 · Chapter 10 · 40w, 4d ago · · ·
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    hey are you going to have pinkamena on this?

    #100 · Chapter 10 · 40w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1043298 No breaks for Earl! :flutterrage:

    lol :rainbowlaugh:

    >>1043626 If the zombies can happen, ponies can happen. :rainbowdetermined2:

    >>1043798 I don't have any plans.....

    but...

    That's an amazing idea :pinkiegasp:

    We shall see. :pinkiecrazy:

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