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     Shortfic for all you "Fun Day" lovers. When Apple Bloom finally outlives her usefulness, it's up to Applejack and Big Macintosh to figure out what to do with her. Or, rather, how to dispose of her.

First Published
31st Jul 2012
Last Modified
31st Jul 2012
#1 · 121w, 1d ago · · ·

Yet another excellent filly killing story, although I'm sad that it ended so quickly. With Scootaloo you dragged it out much better with more torture, but this one felt kind of rushed. But other than that the description of everything was good and a great story overall.:pinkiehappy:

#2 · 121w, 1d ago · · ·

>>998175 yeah, I know it wasn't like "a fun day", but I wanted it to be more funny and less gory...writing detailed descriptions of killing gets tiresome after a while and I wanted this to be something a bit different.

#3 · 121w, 1d ago · · 1 ·


It was funny as hell, I can tell you that. Inbred redneck murdering is always a good read. If you're gonna kill Sweetie Belle, I can't wait to see how it's gonna be done!

#4 · 121w, 1d ago · · ·

And lyras one line made me feel like i was going to die brovo good sir :moustache:

#5 · 121w, 1d ago · · ·

That last line was great.  

#6 · 121w, 1d ago · · 1 ·

:scootangel::applecry: Sweetie isn't in... hell probably, yet!

#7 · 121w, 1d ago · · ·

Am I the only one who is really interested with Lyra and Bon Bon's story?

Concerning the story, it was a nice little way to kill off a nice little filly. Well done.

#8 · 121w, 23h ago · · ·

You are getting old, DWK. Where are fountains of blood, flying limbs and huge insertions?:rainbowlaugh:

bigM could actually rape her and then shotgun her to cover it up BTW.:yay:

#9 · 121w, 23h ago · · ·

>>999325 I didn't intend for this to be a super gory fic, I just wanted to write something dark but funny.

#11 · 121w, 21h ago · · ·

Wuv it! :twilightsmile:

#13 · 121w, 1h ago · · ·

Applejack is one word.

#14 · 121w, 1h ago · · ·

I feel like we should have all seen this coming...

#15 · 121w, 1h ago · · ·

>>1004999 Thanks for the tip bro. I can't believe I thought it was two words...anywho I fixed it

#16 · 121w, 1h ago · · ·

>>1005050 It happens. It's probably because Apple Bloom is two words, and it can get mixed up with her sisters name. It a common mistake.

#17 · 121w, 1h ago · · ·

I always enjoy seeing how the like:dislike ratio changes once these get posted.

#18 · 121w, 1h ago · · ·

Fun! :pinkiehappy:

#19 · 121w, 1h ago · · ·

>>1005082 Applebloom is written as Apple Bloom?

Well, crap.

Massive rewriting ahead.:facehoof:

#20 · 121w, 1h ago · 1 · ·

Yeah...that wasn't funny. Have a downvote.

#21 · 121w, 1h ago · 1 · ·

Killing my favorite Crusader doesn't sit well with me :twilightangry2:

#22 · 121w, 50m ago · · ·

i gave a thumbs up based solely on the last line.

#23 · 121w, 41m ago · · ·


#24 · 121w, 6m ago · · ·


#25 · 120w, 6d ago · · ·

  lol listen to spazzmatica polka while reading this

#30 · 120w, 6d ago · · ·

And I laughed the whole time. Again. We need more Lyra and Bon Bon!

Have another stache. :moustache:

#31 · 120w, 6d ago · · ·

I liked this.  Are you going to do the same with more foals?

I don't believe I just asked that.

#32 · 120w, 6d ago · · ·


wiki states its written as Apple Bloom.

I guess I have to go with it.

#33 · 120w, 6d ago · · ·

I fucking LOVE IT! :pinkiehappy:

Who's next?

#37 · 119w, 5d ago · · ·

If I saw applebloom run past me on fire, my initial reaction would be

Well THAT escalated quickly.:rainbowhuh:

#39 · 119w, 2d ago · · ·

All reactions to this:

:rainbowhuh: I didn't understand what was happening.

:pinkiegasp: Apple bloom! NOOO!

:raritydespair: still crying over Apple bloom

:unsuresweetie: foreshadowing....

:facehoof: you'd expect apple bloom to know they're going to kill her. APPLE BLOOM, YOU IDIOT!

:flutterrage: BAD MACINTOSH! BAD! *hits big mac with newspaper*

:fluttershyouch: UGH! So gross.

:fluttershbad: ALCHOLIC FILLY!

:fluttershysad: No alcholic filly?

:pinkiehappy: Filly of the elements! Apple bloom- fire element!

:rainbowhuh: They sell meth?

:rainbowlaugh: funny and demented! Such a great combo!

#40 · 118w, 5d ago · · ·

Now this is a great piece of fiction

#41 · 117w, 6d ago · · ·

Why did I laugh at this :derpytongue2:

#42 · 117w, 1d ago · · 1 ·

HA ha, that one was probably about what I would expect for Apple Bloom after what happened to Scootaloo, so when is the Sweetie Belle one coming out? :unsuresweetie:

#43 · 116w, 1d ago · · ·

Aaaaahhh this was good! xD Call me evil, but I couldn't help but giggle at this. Oh, it's just to rich! ahahahaha!

Oh, and maybe the dislikes should be seen as compliments to the author- Seems as though you managed to scare a couple fillies, and it takes some skill to do that with only a handful of letters and punctuation marks. So congrats! ;D


#44 · 115w, 2d ago · · ·

You are a big silly. :pinkiesmile:

#46 · 113w, 1d ago · · ·

I liked it. I hadn't seen anyone use the farmer's sense of usefulness applied to a foals leg. So brutal.

#47 · 106w, 1d ago · · ·

Lyras line killed me :rainbowlaugh:

#49 · 102w, 2d ago · 1 · ·

Oh sweet Celetia, why did I ever come here... :applecry:

#50 · 101w, 6d ago · 1 · 1 ·

After reading this, my first thought was this:

Two down, one to go!

Why? Because of this:

:scootangel: Dead

:applecry: Dead

:unsuresweetie: What? Still alive?! WE MUST KILL SQUEAKY BELL!!

After all, Scoots was killed in "A Fun Day," now Applebloom is dead. I wonder how Sweetie Bell is going to get killed?


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