Haha this is pretty damn funny.

Twilight looked down and began to cry. “No Spike, this can’t wait! Why don’t you believe me?”

Spike dropped the pile of books he was carrying. “Don’t cry Twilight, hey, wanna hear a joke?”

Twilight nodded.

“Hey Lyra, there must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you!” said Spike.

Lyra’s cheeks blushed rosy red and her eyes lit up like wildfire.

“Oh Spike, you really have a way with mares. I will totally dump Bon Bon and be your special somepony this Hearts and Hooves Day!”

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You hardly ever come across fics that have the GOAL to be cliche, cheesy, and poorly done. You have not only manged not only to do that, but to make it so bad it's hilarious.

I salute your bravery.

I didn't know the legal age for marriage was ten in Equestria.

That was quite the story. Perfectly hilarious, but with a touch of troll to it. And you gave me an idea for a fic.

Wow, this was both funny AND horrendously painful to sit through.

Nice job.

For some reason I feel a feature box coming for this fic, don't know why, just seems like it. This was so incredibly bad that it was fucking amazing.

Great work.

Fucking brilliant. Greatest thing I have ever read ever. Have a mustache

Silly, butt fun!

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Thank you for treating us all with that beautiful piece of literature.

Dafuq was that... Hilarity!

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That was so bad though, in all honesty... if that wasn't your intent, I would have had to thumb this down.

>>10248531024853 Trololo! lol jk, but yes of course that was my intent. I tried to put every overused thing I've seen in shipping fics all into one terrible fanfic. That's why I didn't even lable it as "romance"

>>10248661024866

You... more than succeeded, it was almost painful to read at parts... but it was well written, just had horrible plot *looks at list of fics I plan on reading, all with the same plot*  I'm going to go mope for a bit before I keep reading on here...

>>10248441024844

What you did there

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>>10249001024900 Yeah, it's those kind of fics I'm basically making fun of lol.

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And funny and hey cheesy means it's a happy ending but fuck I could not stop laughing

I have no idea what this is and I love every minute of it

The main characters being in love from the start, but not realizing it, while the plot does absolutely nothing to explain it:

Ridiculous, unrealistic circumstances that conveniently force the two characters together:

Jealous third-wheel antagonist that almost ruins everything with an impossibly well-timed, inconvenient situation:

Bullshit circumstances that bring the main characters back together after some random incident happens to temporarily separate them for dramatic effect:

Over-the-top happy ending with NONE of the characters suffering ANY consequences for their actions, purely for the sake of plot progression:

Overall: MY , you are A GENIUS!!

I hated this fic. It pissed me off, but that is what you were going for becuase you felt the same way I do about all that cliche.

So I applaud you sir

Lmfao

Ow. That was seriously painful to read. Funny, though.

>>10251971025197 Haha that's the point

You succeeded in your goal there, and it was hilarious! I've never seen some of the things in there, like an angry jealous Fluttershy!

I applaud you.

Author used confusion.

It's super effective.

No seriously, what in Zeus was that?

... Holy fuck, this was hilarious. Horrible, but hilarious. 5/5.

>>10253371025337 Haha all this horror has basically fucked myself to the feature box lol

That was awful. This may be just me, but it didn't seem like you were making fun of very many cliches there.

That doesn't make this story bad (in terms of how you wrote it, anyway). Favorited.

>>10253511025351 Yeah I know, I focused a lot more on the corny and cheesy aspect of the story than the cliches.

>>10253471025347

You, sir, deserve it! A classic in the making. Or a lot of masochistic brownies out there. Either/or.

>>10253511025351

I agree with the first and second sentences. It just wasn't very funny either. Forced humor seldom is.

>>10254601025460 It's not supposed to be that humorous, It's just supposed to be stupid. You're supposed to laugh at its general ridiculousness. I honestly expected a really bad response for this fic. I was just bored so I wrote this pile of crap lol. I am sure this is the hands down the dumbest fic to ever make the feature box.

>>10247331024733, I am disappoint.

O god, if I got a penny for eveytime I've read that Derpy cliche, I would probably stand on top of Bill Gates house and dancing with 10 half naked girls while throwing molotovs at an endless ammount of Bugatti Veyrons (wich I own)

>>10254851025485 I concur

>>10254601025460 >>10253681025368

I didn't mean it was awful as in it was bad writing or anything like that. It was a good read, to be honest.

This was great man, I have read a wide collection of bad shipping fics and this takes the cake.

Thankfully this was intentional.

On an unrelated note, What do you call a pony with a seagull on their head?...Cliff!

Aren't I hilarious?

Please can people reply to this comment telling me how hilarious I am.

>>10253681025368

Well, you just sold me on reading it then. Too many people go on about cliches, yet don't realize something is only cliche from a reader's standpoint based on how many pieces of literature they've read that were similar prior. The whole "lol cliche" thing people do, passing over what might have been something they would enjoy simply because the idea's been done before, annoys the livin' fuck out of me more than said persons are annoyed by seeing something similar to what came before. Doesn't mean the author should be penalized for wanting to share their vision.

But, since this is more about the cheese, which is usually present in any story not done by a highly experienced writer, I'm willing to see if this will get my laughs goin'. In I go, wish me luck.

>>10254991025499

I did.

If you weren't trying to be funny, I guess you didn't fail? It _is_ cheesy, but not "oh god, this is hilariously bad" cheesy. More like, my dad is trying to pretend to be cool by making KrisKros references in >2012.

>>10255341025534 Cool dude

My brain can't handle a tale of heart wrenching romance this glorious. I AM UNWORTHY!

(Well played, sir. Well played. )

All the way through this I was sat there like 'What Is this bullshit I'm reading?"

It got to the end and even though it said spike was out for 4 days, Twilight implied it happened in one.

My mind is still full of fuck.

This is beautiful.

--TwilitLightning

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I bestow you with this moustache as a symbol of your brilliance.  

Five sentences in

OH GOD

LOL

I feel bad about being a shipping author now. I need to do something better

>>10255141025514

I no understand joke.

...dammit, that's hot...

Despite the title, this is somehow one of the most enjoyable fics I have read yet.

Also, it's dangerous to go alone, take this

>>10258161025816

Mate, I was just being a knob-head.

>>10257841025784 Lol just don't write anything like this, not that it's actually possible without trying really really hard like I did. You're an awesome romance writer, and your story The Baker and The Scholar is one of my all-time favorites. Trust me, I didn't use anything in this story from you lol.

>>10255341025534

Very well, then. :P

This was actually really funny.

i couldn't breathe at this part:

Spike could only think one thing though,

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Congrats you have made a cliqued story filled with bad jokes and so so  so incredibly cheesy, you've earned this

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Seriously that was a fun read

kinda reminds me of Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, didn't understand any of, loved every second of it

I like muffins! Anyway, this is cheesier than cheese crackers with cheese inside dipped in cheese dip and sprinkled with cheese. Nice!

It was awful and hard to sit through, yet it made me laugh a little. Congratulations, you have succeeded.

>>10259351025935 That was my goal! Excruciating horrible, yet awesome.  

XD

>>10258401025840

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You made my day. My week. My summer. Thanks, brah. Thanks.

Spike and Rarity were both crying happy tears profusely.

This has to be one of the greatest lines I've ever read here.

"Rarity galloped up to Spike again and planted a passionate kiss on Spike’s lips. Twilight joined her-

-at the bedside."

Oh! Phew!

"Our difference in species? Completely irrelevant!”

Overall, this was so awful it was beautiful. I don't think I can say more. Just beautiful.

Not sure how these work, but . . .

What the fuck did I just read?!

A few chuckles are awarded to you!

Aweshum shtuff!

That bit at the very end pushed this from "Really Funny" into "Fucking Hilarious!...Why can't I stop laughing!?  OH GOD I CAN'T BREATHE!"

and the award to the most unfunny featured story of the day goes to this. bravo.

>>10262751026275 Thanks brah, I'm honored.

It's not like I didn't expect some hate when I wrote this lol

>>10259841025984 My pleasure, keep the awesome fics coming.

>>10262931026293

well, i mean, you're not alone. half the fics in the featured box are usually unfunny meta trollfics.

That was some of the most Cheesy reaing ever... i love chees.

It's... Cheesy and Cliche!

And it's was totally worth it.

>>10263171026317 I know, right? Those fics are so annoying. I wonder how they get there then...

The last part at the end transformed this epic troll attempt into a legendary troll success. Congratulations, you have won something. Will be determined WHAT later. I might just send a shark though.

>>10263391026339

it's relatable to shitty pop music, in a way. whatever, you can write what you want.

Meh.

Wait a minute.  A piece of stock situational boilerplate I didn't use?

I learn something every day.

Woah, that was...HILARIOUS! This really made my day. And I would have never guessed the ending

>>10247331024733

I can't finish this, and that pic says it all.

...the hell?

was I the only one who thought it was weird that Spike was getting married as a baby? Which means that Rarity is literally a cradle-robber?

Hilariously bad.

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Great work.

>>10265071026507

NEIL PATRICK HARRIS! *fangirlsqueal*

...

That didn't come outta me, did it?

Fuck. Now I have to kill a bear and eat it raw to regain my lost man points.

“Spike, what is this magic you speak of?” asked Rarity desperately.

Spike grabbed Rarity’s hoof. “We have one thing that Fluttershy lacks,”

"True Love.”

Spike nuzzled Rarity’s snout. “Rarity, our true love for one another is the only thing that can save us now.”

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I know that's the point of the fic, but wow. Just, wow.

>>10265791026579 hahaha yes, seriously. I went where no writer has gone before with this fanfic.

>>10266151026615

You're a brilliant bastard, you know that?

>>10266321026632 Yes, I know, my mommy tells me that every night when she tucks me into bed.

Too perfect. Hardly felt liked a parody; it's just like reading the really weak stuff :P

Sorry

I couldn't read all of it

My brain hurts

Back to complex math equations

I am actually writing a comedy/romance fic and this gave me a great idea. I salute you good sir. 8/10

i read this....

I think i'm going to be sick

>>10272921027292 Lol I was pretty much vomiting while writing this.

Oh,

sweet,

baby,

Jesus.

My eyes want to barf, yet I'm laughing to hard to let them.

I'm not entirely sure if I should congratulate you on getting the feature box with this one. On the one hand, it's genuinely awful. On the other hand, that was kind of the point, and hey... feature box! So congratulations... I think.

>>10251101025110 Congratulations! You've stumbled upon my outline for this fic! You win absolutely nothing!

On a serious note, yeah, I was pretty much going for those things you pointed out.

This story is a work of art! The feelings and situations were so realistic, and you couldn't help but root for Rarity and Spike on their journey for true love.

Okay, okay, time to be serious! Haha it really was a work of art! The cheesiest,corniest, most cliched work of art I've seen, and I loved/hated every second of it! Now excuse me while I go read some random science article to make my brain stop hurting and dying from reading something so silly! Carry on my good sir!

I had to stop myself from disliking this story a bunch of times when I forgot it was a satire.

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>>10275551027555 I think you and everyone else should follow my lead into a new generation of fanfiction!

Haha.......no. People should use this as a guide for what not to do when writing a romance fic. If it's in here, you get rid of it immediately lol. Congratulate me for helping all of you!

On a serious note, thanks. This unexpected success has been pretty cool.

>>10263491026349

That ending!!!

>>10264161026416 Haha everything, even the length of the story, went into making this the worst fic ever. I didn't expect everyone to push through til the very end

>>10278841027884>>10264161026416 lol

This is the worst story ever in the best possible way. I applaud, in a bad way that is also good.

*claps*

Well, compared to some of the masturbatory nonsense fic writers have had Rainbow Dash write, this is worthy of high praise.