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The real truth behind the reasons the Equestrian Princesses banished King Sombra. Also a game of Count the Number of Stupid Ponies in the fic.
Completely random story thought up and written in a few hours. Take it for what it is.
I regret nothing.
Contains Luna x Sombra shipping, rude innuendos, cracks against a race that are entirely true and subtle Monty Python references. Anything else you find distasteful or offensive, that's your problem.
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Great Story Hail King Sombra,
This has got to be one of my fav stories on this site!
As thank you for writing this have a hugging Luna and Sombra:
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anyways I read this Story a second time to try and count the amount of stupid ponies wasnt about to count them all but I was able to tell who was the 1st and most stupid pony: Princess Celestia.
I approve! Great Story!
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Congratulations! Your count is correct with just Celestia. All other stupidity is overshadowed and blotted out by the sheer "radiance" of her own stupidity. (and ego.)
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I love a good Celestia story as much as the next guy, but this ego inflated Celestia story was well done and a funny take on the history.
10/10 made me blow air out of my nose through most of it.
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Marry me and have my babies...wait, I will have YOUR babies...wait, are you a guy?
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Hey, don't sweat venting. I agree! Celestia has often been described as being a mom to Twilight and her little ponies. What mother who really gives a flip about her kids sends them again a FIRE-BREATHING DRAGON???
Very funny. The crystal ponies seem like Gumbies from Monty Python.
Celestia thought about this. “Then we shall write in the history books that he bravely ran away!”
-- "Run away! Run Away!"
-- "When Celestia reared her ugly head he bravely turned his tail and fled."
“Of course it will!” Celestia enthused. “I hath decreed it!”
"Good idea, my lord."
"Of course it's a good idea, it's mine."
So during their game of Rout & Ravishment, did Luna soil her armor?
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Let's just say Sombra "soiled" it for her.
(I know I'm going to regret saying that...I sleep with the reader
)
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I'll provide the gun, axe, shovel, gasoline & torch
9046559
*Destroys the equipment*
Normally I tend to not mind comedy stories or exagerrated personalities but I kinda draw the line at apparent Take That's since it soils the experience I find.
Freedom is Cancer, Sombra is the Answer to be honest.
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I identify as cat gender.
9059401
Yes, so do I
I like this sombra, he found a herd of animals and decided he had a kingdom if he could introduce intelligence to them, even if he had to invent an IQ enhancing head gear