As he started to regain consciousness, Logan could hear birds chirping, bugs buzzing, and the sound of sparking electricity. He couldn't see yet so he felt a little insecure, something could sneak up on him and he might not even realize it. As Logan stoped worrying about things he couldn't see, he noticed a tingling feeling throughout his body, 'My limbs must have fallen asleep,' Logan thought to himself. He couldn't feel what he was laying on but he assumed it was his bed, that would make sense, he got tired and went to bed with his clothes on, yeah. He had done that before, but that still didn't explain the sound of sparking electricity.

Logan still couldn't see, or could he not open his eyes? He moved away from the question and towards what happened last night. He couldn't really remember sadly. Logan started cheering up when he started to regain his vision, it was taking a while for his eyes to adjust to the light. "Muhhh to bright," he whined. his vision finally fully adjusted se he could see where he was, he could only see the sky and the tops of a few tree. 'A forest?' Logan thought to himself, 'why am I in a forest? And what the hell happened last night'

Then it all started coming back to him. He remembered playing Battlefield 3... and... Owning someone called... called... Night something... NightRuler... it had a number after it, 10? no, 100? no no no it was 1000. NightRuler1000, Logan remembered running into her all game long and owning her.

'But why am I in a forest?' Logan asked himself. Then he remembered one time after NightRuler1000 somehow managed to miss every single USAS-12 shot, he ran up to her and killed her with the defibrillator. After that, the TV started sparking then shot out electricity. It picked him up off the ground and made his body colapse in on itself as he was sucked into the TV.

But how does sucked into a TV equal land in forest. He finally sat up and looked around he was in a deep hole. Then something more terrifying, he wasn't in a hole he was in a very deep crater, and a fresh one by the looks of it. the crater was at least a quarter mile in diameter and small fires were still burning in some spots and he was in the center of it.

At this point Logan couldn't stay up longer, he fell forward onto his stomach with his head to the right he saw his backpack was burned but not too badly, the contents inside were visible and still intact. Going back to his previous thoughts, he looked around his peripheral vision and noticed something different about himself and his environment, it looked like he was in a cartoon.

'But why-' Logan's thought was cut off from the sound of two girls chatting.

"I'm telling you, I saw something fall out of the sky!" one said in a load tone.

"Oh, uh so did I but, that doesn't mean that it couldn't have been a dream." the other said in a quiet tone.

Logan tried to pull himself up he got a little of the ground on his thand and knees only to slump back down with a "Uhg,"

"What was that?" the loud one asked.

Then Logan heard someone give a little shriek of fright "EEP"

"Hey!" the loud one shouted, "we found something!"

A frightening thought popped into Logan mind 'What if I'm dead and I'm in Heaven, or Hell!'

As the three girls got closer he could hear the sound of hoofsteps. 'Must be ridiing horses' Logan thought unable to muster any energy to look at them.

"What is it." one the loud one said.

"I'm not sure," a different voice sounding intelligent said, "but it must be a new species, think of the scientific quality! I must report this to Princess Celestia!"

"But first we need to help it," the shy one said, "look at it, it's all cut up and bleeding."

She was right Logan now noticed how many wounds he could feel and they were massive some even on his face he ignored them again.

Logan heard hoofsteps leading to his backpack then he could see a cyan colored hoof start to poke his backpack

"What is this thing?" the loud rider of the cyan horse said.

"Please don't touch that," Logan said

"AHH!"

*BAM* the cyan horse bucked Logan in the back sending him skipping across the ground 15 feet before he slowed and ended on his back, looking to the left with his right arm over his stomach.

"It's nice to meet you too," Logan said in a painful quiet voice, then coughed up some blood. Logan looked over to see three small horses, no a lavender unicorn and two pegasus one butter colored with a pink mane and tail, the other cyan colored with a rainbow mane and tail.

"Rainbow Dash," the butter colored pegasus scolded, "you hurt him," the pagasus went over to Logan and started petting his face "there, there," she said, "it's okay."

Logan coughed again with blood "Coughing up blood probably means I'm *cough* dying and I don't think dyin is *cough* okay. Nor is talking horses"

"We're ponies," said the butter colored pegasus, "I'm Fluttershy, that's Twilight Sparkle, and that's Rainbow Dash."

"I'm Logan Adams," Logan said, "but you can just call me Logan"

"Does he look familiar," Rainbow dash said as she walked next to Logan, "like we saw him in a book"

"Excuse me Logan," Twilight said, "but are you a human?"

"Yeah," Logan replied the three ponies gasped then looked at eachother the two nooded to Rainbow Dash who put up a front hoof to knock out Logan.

Logan sighed in frustration as he knew what was going to happen next, "*sigh* it's nice to meet you too," with that Rainbow knocked out Logan.

***

Logan woke up with his head throbbing, he opened his eyes and saw he was on a couch, he looked around his peripheral vision not daring to move. Judging by the reaction of the ponies that knocked him out earlier, he was some threat to them and they would do it again if he woke up. He was in a library based on all the books in the room and it was obvious that there were ponies watching him.

Logan listened trying to figure out how many ponies there were. It was obvious the first three that found him were watching. He heard them whispering three of them he could identify as the ones who had found him. There were three new voices now: one sounded like it was a proper upper class voice, a second one sounded like a southern accent, the third was an excited pony, 'Maybe it has ADHD like me,' Logan thought.

So there were at least six of them, they sounded like they were behind a table with numerous books on it. Logan could see out of the bottom of his eyes that there was something around him. A purple colored aurora was around his legs and arms. Logan guessed it was some magic to restrain him, if talking ponies were real then magic was probably real too. If he moved he might alert the ponies he was awake. Magic could be an extention of the pony nervous system.

'I need to make them think that they're not really in control' Logan thought, 'I'll suprise them by calling them out from their hiding spot then i can reason with them to let me go. They're probably taking trash about me so I'll take a guess and call them out for that.'

"You know I don't really like other talking badly about me," Logan said, "especially if it's behind my back. Now if you six would stop hiding behind that table, I would appreciate that."

Sure enough there were now six ponies and they came out from behind the table.

"Twilight," an orange pony said, "ah thought ah told ya tah tell us when he woke up."

"Sorry Applejack," Twilight said, "I didn't feel him move."

"And how did he know how many of us there were, and where we were hiding, and what we were talking about" a pink pony said, "not even my pinkie sense could pick that up."

"First of all," Logan said, "I recognized three voices the onse who found me would probably hang around. I heard three more unfamiliar voices telling me that all together there was six of you. It took me awhile but from your whispering i determinded you were behind that table. Based on the reaction and response I got from confirming to Twilight, Rainbow, and Fluttershy I guessed you were talking mean things about me."

"But how did I not sense you," Twilight asked.

"It was an inference Miss. Sparkle," Logan admited, "I have never see or heard a talking pony, so the purple aurora must be some sort of magic. I infered that ponies using magic to pick up objects must be able to feel them so they don't drop them, with that magic must be an extention of the nervous system. Any more Questions?"

The mare stood there dumbfounded at Logan's obvious but complicated logic. Logan waited a few minutes before he finaly spoke.

"So mind if I ask you a few questions?" Logan asked. the mare just nooded, "so Who are your friends over here?" Logan asked jesturing towards the three unfamiliar ponies.

Twilight spoke, "this is Applejack, Rarity, andd Pinkie Pie."

The Pink mare galloped over to Logan and held out a hoof.

"Heh, I'd shake your hand, or hoof, but I'm a little tied up at the moment." Logan said jokingly gesturing towards the magical restriants.

"Oh right," Pinkie laughed, "Twilight would you please let go of him for a sec"

"But Pinkie," Twilight protested, "humans are dangerous what if he attacks you!"

"He won't I promise," Pinkie said, "cross my heart, hope to die, stick a cupcake-"

"In my eye," Logan finished, "I've heard a similar promise."

When Pinkie made a Pinkie promise she kept it.

"Okay," Twilight said nervously. Pinkie pie put on a rubber glove Logan decided not to question it. Twilight released Logan from the aurora and he shook Pinkie's hoof before returning his arm to his side. Twilight was again stuned as she was wrong. She foregot to restrain Logan again.

"Uh Twilight," Logan said, "you foregot to uh... you know." Logan gestured to where the restaints should be.

"Oh right," Twilight said returning the magic restraints.

"Twilight," said Applejack, "ah don't think ya need to restrain em"

"Of course I do," Twilight replied, "the book said humans are extremely dangerous"

"But he told ya to put em on" Applejack pointed out.

"Yeah but he probably did it for something evil," Twilight snapped

Logan spoke, "I did it to make you feel safe and secure. If the request or desire is reasonable enough, i will accept. It seems you fear for your life, that's a good enough reason for me."

"Let him go Twilight!" Fluttershy said in a commanding vioce. Fluttershy never spoke like that unless she was sure about something.

"Let him go," everyone except Logan and Twilight were saying.

"OKAY!" Twilight screamed, "I'll let him go!" Twilight looked at Logan then to her friends. She gave a worried sigh and released Logan... but Logan diddn't move.

"Uh Logan" Fluttershy started

"Yeah?" Logan said

"You do know that you're not restrained any more, right?"

"I know"

"Then why aren't you getting up?" Fluttershy asked.

"I'm no doctor," logan said, "but with the pain i felt in the crater, I'm guessing my injuries were very severe wern't they." Logan looked at Fluttershy.

"Yes," Fluttershy confirmed, "you had seven broken ribs the rest were shatered in many places, your right wrist was broken, your left upper and lower arm were broken, left ankle and upper leg were broken, you had a fractured skull and a punctured lung."

"It's amazing im still alive! When was this diagnosis?" Logan asked.

"Right away," Fluttershy said, " i knew this when i saw you, i take care of animals."

"See," Logan said, " with those injuries, it's obvious that I should stay in bed, or couch, or floor until I'm fully healed, with out Fluttershy I would be dead. She saved my life."

"Actually, I didn't even help you, I couldn't," Fluttershy said, "if anypony touched you they got shocked." Logan looked down at his hands to see sparks of electricity emanating in his hands

"Well that explains why Pinkie wore a rubber glove," Logan joked, "but who do I thank for saving my life?"

Fluttershy paused and thought then said "Yourself, or the electricity I guess."

"What do you mean?" Logan asked

"Right before Rainbow Dash knocked you out, electricity started jumping all over your body." Fluttershy said, "but the electricity around your wounds made them heal rapidly. You're fully healed now."

"How long did it take?" Logan ask, the other ponies now staring at Fluttershy for she was the only one who noticed.

"A little less than an hour." Fluttershy said.

"WHAT!" Rainbow screamed, "how come he recovers from, basically, death in an hour but it takes me days for my wing to heal?"

"I don't know," Fluttershy admited.

"Maybe I'll run out of electric soon," Logan said. As if on cue, the electric on his hands dissapeared.

"Ooh, mayby the static charge is gone," Pinkie said who rushed forward and shook Logan's hand as hard as she could. Receiving no shock Pinkie shouted "All gone!"" and tackled Logan. Logan started tickling Pinkie "Ah ha ha! Oh no! Okay, you win!" Logan stopped.

"Sorry to intrude on your fun but we've got a trian to catch," Twilight said, "Logan your coming with, the princesses want to see you."

Logan stood up, now realizing how tall he was. The ponies were a little under 3/4 Logan's hieght. He was close to Princess Celestia's height and just a little taller than Princess Luna. Logan and the six ponies walked to the door.

"Wait," Logan said. "you know that thing I told Rainbow not to touch."

"You mean that blue think with your name on it?" Rainbow asked.

"Yeah," Logan said, "when you brought me here did you bring it with?" Rainbow Dash didn't reply, instead she shot off into the sky only to return with Logan's backpack moments later.

"It was at my house," Rainbow said, "I thought it looked cool. You're not mad are you?

"I'm not mad," Logan said, "just please ask me if I'm conscious." Logan looked at his backpack, there were multiple holes that were burned from whatever happened. Luckily everything inside was untouched. "Looks like I'm going to need a new backpack soon." Logan chuckled.

They headed off towards the train station. On the way there, ponies kept looking at Logan with ranging expressions. Some looked in disgust, others looked in awe, Then he saw three little filles hiding in the bushes Logan stopped.

"Are they afraid of me too?" Logan asked squatting down in front of them. Applejack looked to where the fillies were hiding.

"They're curious," Applejack said, "that's Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo. They call themsevles the-"

"CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS!" the three chanted. They jumped onto Logan knocking him over from his squatting position then started tickling him.

"NO HAHA STOP!" Logan screamed, "NO NO! WHAT'S WITH TODAY AND TICKLING?! HAHAHAHAHA!" finally they stopped.

"We stop the mahnstur sis," Appleboom said.

"I'm not a monster," Logan panted, "and shouldn't you three be in bed? It's dark out."

"He's right girls yall should be headin off ta bed," Applejack agreed.

"We don't wanna," Applebloom said.

"But if you don't then how are you going to get your cutie marks tomorrow?" Logan asked, "you'll fall asleep in the middle of the day." The three gasped at this.

"He right if we stay up tonight we might not have anything left to get our cutie marks tomorrow," Scootaloo said, "let sleep in the tree house."

The three ran off and said, "goodnight!"

Logan turned around with a satisfied smile only to see the six ponies with their jaws dropped. Logan started walking and they got ahead to lead the way.

"How did you do that!" Fluttershy asked, "I thought only I could do that."

"It's easy," Logan said, "you show them how their choice today could endanger their fun tomorrow."

Finally they arived at the train station and got on the train. Some royal guards on the train saw Logan and readied their spears, but Twilight explained that he wasn't dangerous and was with her. They made their way to the very back of the train. As it started to move.

"Get comfortable," Twilight said, "It's going to be a six hour train ride. It looks like Luna decided to raised to moon early tonight, we should arive by midnight. We each get our own room, except for you." Twilight pointed at Logan. "This is the only first class car the rest have regular seats, the back of the car is where the six rooms are in the back of the car the viewing is in the front of the car where you will sleep."

Logan decided to sit on the floor since there were no seats. The mares were talking for ten minutes untill Fluttershy looked out the window.

"Um, excuse me," Fluttershy said, "we have a problem. Timberwolves are jumping on the train."

A timberwolf howled in response.

"Are timberwolves bad?" Logan asked. A timberwolf smashed through the window and swung a claw at Flutter shy who ducked just in time. "I'll take that as a yes."

Logan ran forward and used his shoulder to push the timberwolf back to the window. He pushed the timberwolf far enough out that it balanced its back half out the vwindow. Logan took his hands away just in time to see the top half of the timberwolf ripped of by a metal beam spling green timberwolf blood out the window.

"Where are the guards?" Logan asked. The only two guards on the train burst through the door fighting two timberwolves. One of the guards was able to kill one of the timberwolves, the other timberwolf took a long swing and knock both guards over and on of them unconscious. Now with out a spear the conscious guard was defenseless, he closed his eyes. The timberwolf raised his claw, ready to avenge his fellow timberwolf. Then he heard a yelp of pain.

The guard opened his eyes to see Logan with his fellow guards spear through the timberwolf's somach.

"Not today you ugly hunk of wood," Logan grunted as he pushed the squirming timberwolf to the open door leading to the coupling. Logan finally got the timberwolf on the edge of falling off.

"Sorry I can't stay and chat," Logan said, putting his foot on the timberwolf's chest "but we have a serious infestation to get rid of." Logan put weight on his foot and pushed the timberwolf off the spear. and went back in. Then stopped, he didn't hear a crunching sound.

Logan went back to the coupling to see the timberwolf belly up just barely holding onto the sides of the cars.

"Get lost you stupid hitch hiker!" Logan shouted, and he whacked the timberwolf on the nose with the butt of the spear. The timberwolf clutched his nose in pain, then realized he had let go of the train. Logan jumped back, barely dodging the blood splatter that came up from the wheels.

Logan turned to the guard who just stared at him not sure if he could trust the human or not.

"You stay here and protect them." Logan said pointing at the guard.

"But-" the guard started.

"Look," Logan said, "you're small to them. I'm close to their height. Plus you don't look like you're dertiminded to fight. Besides, you got any better ideas?" The gaurd shook his head. "Exactly now protect them."

Logan ran into the next car to see a timberwolf trying to find a pony to eat, that were all hiding under their seats.

"Hey dog," Logan said, holding up his spear, "fetch the stick."

The timberwolf ran at him and leaped up. Logan held up the spear ready to block the incoming attack. The timberwolf swiped his claw down and knocked off the spear head. Logan looked at the headless spear then at the timberwolf and smiled nervously. The timberwolf roared and swung his claws at Logan who backed up until he was at the edge of the car.

Out of options Logan took the headless spear and whacked the timberwolf on the head breaking off a tenth of the spear. The timberwolf went crosseyed, Logan hit him on the head again and again slowly reducing the spear until all he had was the butt of the spear. Logan slipped off his shoe and hit the timberwolf one las time on the head with it killing it from all the head trauma.

Logan now needed a new weapon. Timberwolves were made of wood so and axe or hatchet might be good.

"Are there any lumberjack ponies that have an axe or hatchet on them that I could use?" Logan asked.

"I do," a pony said, "but why should I give them to you.

"Either you give me a weapon," Logan said, kneeling down to seem less intimidating, "or I go in there trying to save your friends with my bare hands."

The pony considered this then said, "Okay" then handed Logan a bag, "inside is an axe and two hatchets."

"Great," Logan said, clipping the hatchets in their holsters to his side belt loops then picking up the axe, "let's cut some wood."

Logan walked to the next car and found three timberwolves who didn't notice him. One nearest to him was about to take a bite out of a pony. Logan tapped him on the shoulder, the timberwolf turned around and saw the axe too late. Logan hit him square in the side of the face ripping most of his head off. The other two timberwolves looked at him and charged.

The first one Logan dodged to his left using his left hand to bring the axe down on the timberwolf while his right hand unclipped the hatchet on his left side from its holster. Dodging the second one to his right, he took the hatchet out of its holster and swung it underhand into the timberwolf's throat.

Logan rushed over and removed the axe from the timberwolf's back and the hatchet from the others neck which spurted blood into his face.

"Uhg, yuck nasty!" Logan shouted in disgust. After Logan wiped some of the green blood off his face, he saw a pony with a claw wound.

"Nothing hurts innocent ponies!" he yelled.

Logan ran into the last car before the engine. There were five timberwolves. Logan gave a mighty yell and swung his axe down on the first timberwolfs head, splitting it in two. He let go of the axe still lodged in the dead timberwolf, and brought out a hatchet in each hand. He ran at a second timberwolf and lodged the hatchet in his right hand in the timberwolf's chest. The timberwolf wasn't dead though and clawed Logan two times before Logan pulled out the hatchet and hit the timberwolf in the same spot killing it.

Logan pulled out the hatchet once again and spotted the third timberwolf and noticed it had a thin spot in in its upper arm. The third timberwolf hadn't reacted yet, Logan saw his opportunity and seized it. Logan threw the hatchet and hit the timberwolf right in the weak spot breaking of the timberwolfs arm. The timberwolf clutched the nub of where his arm used to be and stumble backwards out the door and fell off sucked under the train with a crunch, splat.

"Hey look at that," Logan said, "he finished himself off so I didn't have to."

The fourth timberwolf lunged at Logan. Logan backed up a little and let the timberwolf land and before it could lunge again Logan swung the hatchet  and hit it in the head hard enough to hit and go through it. Logan lost his grip on the hatchet after it went thorough and it stuck to the wall just above a hiding pony.

Logan flinched "Ooh sorry!"

The mare gave a small smile as a way of saying apology accepted.

Logan removed his axe from the first timberwolf he had killed and ducked to let the fifth timberwolf leap over him in a failed tackle. Logan swung the axe over his head and chopped through both legs. The timberwolf hit the goundand was bleeding fast enough that he would be dead in a minute.

"It's seems you have lost your legs," Logan said, "you probably know that already."

Logan's taunting was interrupted by a scream from the engine. He grabbed the axe and hatchets then ran to the next door and looked at the coal car. There was supposed to be a lader, and there was... well part of it was gone. It was a little off to the right side and only the top bar was remaining. It was so high it would be impossible.

"Aw god damnit!" Logan cursed.

Logan knew he only had one shot at it. He jumped... and got it he was pulling himself up when he a beam the train was passing under almost took his head off. Logan pulled himself up the rest of the way and slid down the hill of coal. 'That would have been a fail,' Logan thought to himself, 'take the life threatening jump and make it only to be killed by a beam.'

Logan got to the engine to see a timberwolf bigger and buffer than the others he killed. It was chasing the engineer around the engine and kept missing. 'Well that explains why the train didn't stop,' Logan thought to himself. He had to find someway to weaken its strategy if it even had a strategy, make it mad.

"Come here you stupid pony!" It growled.

"Oh good it can talk," Logan said.

"Of course I can," it said, "I'm the top alpha."

"Good," Logan said, "then you'll understand this, your going to be easier to kill than you stupid friends."

The timberwolf launched a Logan who got out of the way just in time. 'This timberwolf is fast,' Logan thought, dodging another attack then slamming the hatchet in the timberwolf's back, 'and his wood is thick everywhere except for his head'

"You think you can kill me with those," the timberwolf said, gesturing to the axe and hatchets.

"Ehhh... probably," Logan said

'His wood is thick,' Logan thought, 'I'm going to have to shave it down since I can't get a clear hit on his head'

Logan ran at the timberwolf blocking an attack with the handle of the axe then swung under and took out a chunck of the wood. He backed up and noticed the timberwolf clutching the spot Logan hit. It took its claws away for a moment to look at it, just enough time for Logan to throw a hatchet into the wound. The timberwolf tossed the hatchet away to reveal that he was bleeding.

The timber wolf launched at him again this time knocking him on his back. It reached down to grab Logan, but Logan grabbed the hatchet the timberwolf tossed aside and hit it in the left claw. The timberwolf leaned back exposing its chest. Logan quickly got up and took another hard swing at its stomach. The blow was hard enough to make another bleeding wound and knock the timberwolf on his back.

Logan saw his big opportunity and using his strength and momentum he swung down on the timberwolf's chest. One hit, bleeding, two hits, a bleeding wound again, Logan gave the third hit which was bleeding more than the others. The timberwolf stuggled, trying to get up until it lay still.

"I... think... it's... dead..." Logan panted. He walk back up the hill of coal to see a mare repair the ladder. "Beter late then never" Logan climbed down the ladder and made his way to the third car. "Hear is your axe and hatchets," Logan said to the lumberjjack pony, "let me just clean them off and-" Logan stopped to see the pony was staring towards the door he just came from.

Logan looked over to see the timberwolf and all the ponies from the first two cars behind curious to see what was going to happen.

"How many times do I have to kill the same sinking timberwolf?!" Logan shouted.

The timberwolf lunged but Logan got dodged it, bringing the axe down on the timberwolf's back. The timberwolf stumbled into the last car. The guard started toward the timberwolf but stopped when he saw Logan deliver a crushing blow to the chest followed by a whack to the stomach, side, then another blow to the chest. The timberwolf stumbled back onto the round porch like viewing spot on the very back of the train.

The timberwolf looked at Logan but didn't move. All that ponies except for the engineer were watching the timberwolf and Logan.

"I done fighting you," Logan said standing about 35 feet from the timberwolf, "lights out bitch,"

Logan held the axe by the bottom of the axe in his right hand and threw it. *Thunk* the axe had split most of the timberwolf's head in two, but the timberwolf was still standing. Logan walked to the timberwolf, removed the axe, then pushed the timberwolf of the back with his right foot. The timberwolf hit the tracks and was torn limb from limb.

Logan turned around and found all the passengers were staring at him in aw. He walked over to the lumberjack pony and cleaned the blood of the axe and hatchets with his shirt, then gave them back to the lumberjack pony. Logan looked at himself, his shirt and pants were soaked with timberwolf blood and his own. His shirt and pants now had even more holes in them, some of the holes burned from his entry into this world, and now some from timberwolves.

Logan walked to the back ledge to where he pushed the timberwolf off, then he looked at all the ponies still watching him. Logan sat down leaning his back on the bars of the railing and spoke.

"Boom, head shot." Logan said and fell asleep from exhaustion.