Body swap scenarios are nothing new. They've been a fixture in all forms of media for years. Every author is familiar with the concept to some degree, but none ever expect to become subject to such a scenario. For fan-fiction author Soren Friedrich, his body swap nightmare begins with a seemingly innocuous email from a 'character' in the very universe he writes in.
For Soren, the normalcy being upended with continual accidents in his new form and the advent of a family reunion looming over him, all the while facing down the slow rewriting of his mind and memories.
This shameless punish-the-protagonist fic contains some rather sexual themes, but the only true clop is in the completely optional chapter and clearly marked.
Special thanks go to coandco for all the spot findings that my own cursory edit runs failed to pick up. Just goes to show that I had editors for Displaced and the Gaean Crusade for a reason.
This idea came from an Equestria Daily discussion prompt. I'm doing this more for fun than anything else. Yes, this is a self-insert fic, and it's being done completely ironically. Whether or not this gets down-voted matters not to me.
Names have been changed, as have implied contact and personal information.
~ Cheers, Seven Fates