Don't ask me why I like this. I couldn't tell you at all. But I find it great, and it's so drastically strange but with grammar decent enough to allow me to enjoy the story(?) properly.

This had better not be another My little Unicorn.

I was going to read this but then my brains started to melt from it

It's easier to learn Quantum Physics than to understand what the hell is going on in this story

>>993229993229

I was in fact inspired by this story. I wanted to see if I could write something similar and retain the cheerful galloping stupidity and surrealism while keeping rein on the grammar. Your words give me hope that I am succeeding. Thank you for the compliment!

This is absolutely hysterical. Keep up the excellent work.

Another chapter!

And it makes even less sense than the ones before it. I'm getting the distinct impression that when it comes to making sense, this story will be something of a downward spiral. But making sense would just slow it down. I love it. Continue!

>>11687861168786

Please don't make me make sense. You wouldn't like me when I make sense.

Thank you for your kind words!

I am known as The Docker, and thereby hangs a strange tale, which I will cut short.

It updated! This makes me happy. Definitely keep up the good work.

Moonponies

>>14273121427312

Thank you for the kind words! Writing this story makes me happy too, though perhaps measurably less sane.

>>14275471427547

Moonponies have two hearts, so they love and tolerate you twice as much as a terrestrial pony ever could. Unfortunately, they drown when brought into our thick atmosphere, so you will never know what it feels like to stroke a moonpony's smooth scaly neck and feel its feathery antennae gently palpate you as it snuggles happily into your lap.

But I'm glad you think they're funny.

>>14320571432057

I'm sorry, moonponies!