" No thanks, I'm vegetarian!"

Well Pinkie pie is now using real logic instead of her own...well she did break into song.

Whoa. Hey, the pictures. Did you make them? If so, how'd you get that soft lighting effect on the edges. I've been trying to do that, but I can't seem to get it right.

This is officially the first fic featuring Pinkie where I have ever seen someone actually have her break into a spontaneous musical number. Call me impressed, sir! And on the same note, a nice touch implying that certain other major musical numbers are actually canonical; I've always somewhat looked at it that way, myself.

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-Glassed

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I remember seeing three others that had her break into song as well as four or five where the music is canon...

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You're thinking of vegans, not vegetarians.

“Ever thought about quitting?” she asks.

I WILL DESTROY YOU!... i mean, the thought hadn't crossed my mind.

Wait a minute, you actually wrote a song just for your fanfic? Amazing, and an instant fave for you.
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hah-hah,” She jests. she

That momment when you're reading a Pinkie Pie number, and you can ACTUALLY HEAR HER SINGING IT WITH THE MUSIC!

Crowley, hardly into the story and I can tell you've outdone yourself again! Pinkie is more in-character than in any other fic I've seen her in save a select few. You've also shown her being a bit more serious but it doesn't break her behavior. She's not Pinkie and then suddenly serious. She's Pinkie and then she's Pinkie being serious. THAT'S IMPRESSIVE! Then the musical number and even the Pinkie sense! (I'll never see her twitchy tale the same way again.) The way it was actually played for drama, bucking genius!

A mystery you have the urge to crack.

Oh silly, you don't CRACK mysteries, you solve them, DUH!

“Ever thought about quitting?” she asks.

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Quit booze?? No thanks Pinkie, "I" like it too much!! And what's you being a veggie got to do with anything?? We're ponies!! We're supposed to be vegetarians!!!

silly writer I keep my cold liquer storage in the basement in my bar....no not minibar my own personal bar with like six fridges of liquer aaahhh... liquer

This story is shockingly familiar.
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YOU FOLLOWED ME AROUND, DIDN'T YOU!?!?

can someone get some glue, and a doctor? seriously, my jaw is on the floor right now from reading that song, and HEARING PINKIE SING IT!

“They’re too painful to look at or throw away?”
“Yes!”
“They must be kept so they can never be looked at?”
Was that?....Was that a Dylan Moran reference?....Oh my god that's awesome!

o.o

Curse my phones lack of ability to post youtube links!

The cold turkey bit actually reminded me of the scene from Archer where he fears that if he goes cold turkey with alcohol, the cumulative hangover from years of 24/7 intoxication would "literally kill me. "

I feel like that sometimes... o.o

“So you’ve got a lot of problems, right?” Pinkie asks, “And all of these problems are piling up on you. You’ve got the heartbreak, the whole betrayed by your friends thing… well, I wouldn’t call them friends myself, but… and then you feel like there’s nothing else for you out there, so you just sit all by yourself drinking…”
Didn't he have a family? Also, thinking back on my comment on the previous chapter, what about unicorns with telekinesis. It's a spell that literally every unicorn knows, you'd think they'd help too, or at least try. I mean this is Ponyville not Manehatten.

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Don't forget, most of the other ponies - main character included - didn't know he was about to fall at that point. Most wouldn't have been able to react in time to catch him with wings or telekinesis. The only reason Pinkie knew he was going to fall was because her Pinkie Sense tipped her off! :P

“Cold turkey?”

“No thanks, I’m vegetarian!”

Aren’t all ponies vegetarian?

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VEGAN TURKEY

“If you try to carry all the bricks at once, why, that’d be impossible, right?! Buuuut! If you carry them one by one, it’s way lighter and easier!”

That doesn't apply to your cargo in GTA 5

pretty much anything that begins with a B.”

Incorrect. It's an E.