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  • E Black and White and Red All Over

    A journey made, a green eye caught, a quest begun, a treasure sought...
    18,405 words · 4,942 views  ·  396  ·  11
  • E Overture

    How Vinyl met that special somepony...
    1,713 words · 1,364 views  ·  124  ·  5
  • E Quit Dragon Your Heels

    Spike decides to confess his feelings towards Rarity, but it may already be too late...
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  • E The Crowded Library

    A collection of my stories from Thirty Minute Pony Stories,
    9,668 words · 227 views  ·  21  ·  2
  • E The Ballad of the Two Sisters

    Being alone can be terrible, especially once you've realised you are. Celestia has beeen cursed with this knowledge and it eats away at her. But as her sadness reaches its peak, she finds a friend at last. But this friendship is fated to end..
    7,182 words · 646 views  ·  38  ·  8
  • T The Adventure of Killstorm Deathhoof, The Totally Awesome Alicorn OC

    His name is Killstorm. Killstorm Deathhoof. And this is his totally awesome adventure.
    1,484 words · 457 views  ·  51  ·  18

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  • 19w, 4h
    This greeted me this morning.

    2 comments · 94 views
  • 19w, 2d
    Oh CRAP it's hot.

    It's going to be in the mid-thirties all week. For the next two days, it's going to be thirty-five. For the  metrically challenged, that's  about ninety-seven fahrenheit.

    These  are days in which one is proud that someone stepped up to the plate and invented air-conditioning.

    My dog is not going to be a happy camper, and will likely be as pleased as I am of the existence of the A/C.

    Maybe I'll get myself some ice cream. Hot days are always better with ice cream. It's either that or seeing if I can get heat exhaustion again. Maybe I'll be lucky and the heat will birth a thunderstorm. I love a good thunderstorm; the more violent, the better. It's like rain with fireworks. Even my dog loves them. She yells at the thunder, thinking she's protecting me.

    So then. A week of doing as little as possible and giving thanks to cold air and ice cream.

    Summertime is here.

    2 comments · 42 views
  • 25w, 6h
    I've just seen the stupidest thing this month.

    The local school board has gone on strike. All of the teachers walked off the job. The reason for the strike essentially boils down to 'better support for the kids.'

    So, in essence they want to improve things for the students by refusing to teach them anything.


    2 comments · 78 views
  • 31w, 3h
    There's a little pink nose a-pokin' into my room.

    It's Daisy, sucking up.

    As usual.

    She pokes her head in periodically, in the hope that A) She'll get a walk, B) She'll get a snack or C) She 'll get both.

    And she can be quite insistent, hanging outside my door and giving pitieous whines under her breath, especially when she wants a walk. Well, I can't take her out, as it's raining cats and dogs (*COUGH*), so I decide to keep her occupied in another way by giving her a peice of what I'm snacking on.

    Wine gums.

    A wine gum, if you didn't  know, is essentially a dense ju-jube. She scarfs it up without a single thought, as dogs are wont to do, and the fun begins.

    As anyone who owns a dog can tell you, giving a dog peanut butter is pretty funny.

    Giving one a wine gum is hilarious.

    She bites right into it, immediately gumming her mouth shut. So she tries on her side teeth. No good; gummed up again.She shakes her head to loosen it to try again. At this point she's basically waging war on it with her face.

    She figures out what's going on and to be careful, so now she looks like an old lady trying to eat a sandwich as her dentures are falling out. She rolls the gum up and down left and right slowly but surely wearing it down for proper consumption. This takes over a minute as I'm quietly losing my shit.

    Finally, after a protracted battle with her gummy nemesis, she swallows it and licks her face clean.

    Then she looks to me for another one.

    Stupid dog.

    1 comments · 76 views
  • 31w, 1d
    Here's a thought to run through your cute pointy heads.

    Self-help means exactly that: dealing with a problem or issue on your own.

    So why would you need a book on the subject?

    1 comments · 54 views
  • ...

It is Nightmare Night. The annual party — hostessed...ed(?) by Pinkie, naturally — is in full swing. There's dancing, games, snacks, happy ponies... the whole nine yards. Possibly even TEN yards. While touring the crowd, Pinkie sees a strange glow and hunts it down, finding somepony dressed in the most realistic ghost costume she'd ever seen (if she'd ever SEEN a ghost, that is - odds are it would probably look a lot like this if she had).

When midnight comes and all the costumes drop, who will this mysterious figure end up being?

First Published
24th Jul 2012
Last Modified
24th Jul 2012
#1 · 122w, 6h ago · · ·

Hilarious story this is!

#2 · 122w, 6h ago · · ·

I just knew that Twi had something to do with this.

Pretty good, I enjoyed it, although you like to use italics a lot. Some minor errors, but hey, stuff.

thumbs up for you.

#3 · 122w, 6h ago · · ·

I saw this on...Fanfiction, was it? Loved it there, loved it here!:twilightsmile:

#4 · 122w, 6h ago · · ·


That's just the way Pinkie is. She puts emphasis on almost every third word she says.

Because she's so excited, see?

#5 · 122w, 6h ago · · ·

Thumbs up!

#6 · 122w, 6h ago · · ·

That was very well done. I must admit I did not see that coming.javascript:smilie(':derpyderp1:');

#7 · 122w, 5h ago · · ·

Haha! Good use of the story, following the plot mountain! It'd be awesome if Twilight had nothing to do with it, and the ghost was a creature from another dimension, sent to destroy Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash! That could be an awesome sequel to this story, but hey. This is your story, that was just a suggestion.:heart:

#8 · 122w, 5h ago · · ·

Somehow, I knew it would end like that. Great build-up, though. You could have doubled it's length and it still would have been great.:pinkiehappy:

#9 · 122w, 5h ago · · ·

>>965196Yeah I remember seeing it there as well, nice to see it finally made it's way here though.:twilightsmile:

#10 · 122w, 5h ago · · ·

Aw. Now Pinkie's going to die after Ponygeist 3...

/shot But great lil' story. You sir/ma'am deserve ten moustache Spikes.


#11 · 122w, 4h ago · · ·

Oh you Twilight, scaring everypony like that:derpytongue2:

Good story dude, I enjoyed it--keep up the good work:twilightsmile:

#12 · 121w, 6d ago · · ·

hahah Twilight the Troll, excellent! This was exactly thee kinda of laugh I needed today. Thanks robot.

#13 · 121w, 6d ago · · ·

Everyone's gonna KILL Twi when they find out it was her! oh man, you GOTTA do a sequel when everypony find out about the magic thing!

#14 · 116w, 3d ago · · ·

lol that was a good read XD

and i so wana see what happens afterwards

#15 · 107w, 22h ago · · ·

The Next Day

"Come on guys.  Let me out.  Please?  I promise not to do any more pranks like that ever again.  Pinkie Promise even.  Look, it's cold in here.  Guys? Are you out there?  Anypony?  Oh, come on!  At least throw a book in here or something."

#16 · 107w, 21h ago · · ·


Yeah this was a fun one to write - it has over 14,000 views on Deviantart, and it got about a thousand  in less than a day.

I still have no idea what I did right.

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