Hank Hill wakes up in Equestria. No hyjinks ensue.
A one shot King of the Hill/ Friendship is Magic fanfic.
Written in style appropriate to the characters.
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Aww yeah.
I have no idea why, but KotH is one of my favorite animated series ever.
I'll read this, and I swear to Celestia if I do not see an "I sell X and X accessories" reference, I will end you.
...
Bob Saget.
Ya' made it too short.
I have only one thing to say about this:
"BUOAAAUAAHHH!"
56118 Because it is gentle, real humor. Thats so rare.
56120 COME AT ME BRONY. I'M BEHIND SEVEN PROXIES
56121 You've never really watched King of the Hill, have you? If Hank meets someone with common sense, the plot ends pretty much instantly.
56118 Applejack: I sell apples and apple related accessories
HANK HILL IS BEST PONY
I WOULD BE MUCH OBLIGED IF YOU CONTINUED THIS FICTION
GOOD DAY SIR
Sweet Jesus... PotatoJoe, this is one hell of a crossover, thank you for this.
APPLEJACK BUOAAAHHH!
That... was surprisingly short and to the point. The whole "It happens all the time," line made me snort a little, cause yeah, with this kind of community it kind of does
Anyway, awesome short!
Laugh out loud funny. But you realize, now everyone will be bugging Peggy for her casserole recipe!
Dang et, Rainbow!
Aha
Nice short!
Potato Joe wrote a KotH story...
Then I started reading Humans in Equestria fics...
Magical.
Hank Hill is the best pony
Anyhoof time to read it.
Wow, you killed that cliche with one fic. Awesome.
56147 I was thinking about doing a chapter with Boomhauer, Dale, Bill and Cotton, each in this ones style.
I think I will ship Cotton and Fluttershy.
56456 " Hank Hill is the best pony" is the second most absurd sentence I have ever gotten to read. THANK YOU SIRRAH.
56269 Yeah. I totally would eat that crap, and I don't even like onions!
He came, He saw, He sold propane.
My brain is yelling at me so hard right now
Ha ha ha, they know it happens all the time
But seriously, if this site is to be believed, everyone and their grandma's dropped into Equestria by now
56708
That's the best part! By taking all the humans-in-Equestria tropes, and playing them completely straight, we find out what Luna does all day. There is a line in the castle for extradimentional migrants.
HAHAHAHA! funny, (I bet if dale show up, i can see Fluttershy actually giving him eight time the stare due to him killing bugs with rarity asking if he could do her boutique, "I despise vermin, so unclean, rarity gagged.
<Insert King of the Hill theme song here and various references to the show.>
Boomhaur: Dang ol' ponies man, with their dang ol' cuteness.
Hank: Damn it bobby what have you dragged me into?
Bill: I kind of like these things... I'm so alone though...
Dale: Must start exterminating something! I need to kill something!
Twilight: Confound these humans...
56609 what was the first most absurd sentence you got to read??
incidentally, ive never seen king of the hill but this was still pretty awesome. 
maybe i should check it out.
I read every single sentence Hank said - in his voice:
It was glorious!
Them pegasi ain't right, ah tell you what.
Hank Hill's cutie mark is a blue flame. Anyone who asks him why quickly finds out about propane, propane's chemical composition, how propane burns, why propane is a superior heat source...
I think it's about time for a sequel, wouldn't you think so, PotatoJoe?
. . . huh.
That was . . . 
hank+pony=
KotH is one of those shows that I enjoy and cant figure out why.
I expected to dislike this fic, but found it highly pleasing. I cant figure out why.
BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Applejack: Shut up.
Hank:HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Applejack hits Hank in the face.
Hilarious short story, crossing over two of my favorite things! I'm imagining their voices so clearly in this story! XP
Especially Rainbow Dash's offended reaction to being called an idiot~
One of the most major problems was that you say 'We'll' instead of 'Well'
Example
'It went well.'
'We'll have a great time!'
'We'll' is a shortening of 'We' and 'Will'. 'We'll'.
I'll direct you here for a description of the word 'Well'.
lol NICE!
this should be longer!?!?
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Haw.
Yeah, I've dreams like these. Though they twnd to end with a lot of gruesome and gory violence.
That should've been "Finally, a comforting accent," Hank said with a sigh. "My name's Hank Hill. I sell propane and propane accessories. You're Applejack, right?"
He came, he saw, he sold propane. 🔥
I'd call this story awesome if it wasn't for the strange spacing after quotation marks, confusion between homophones like your and you're, and other annoying mistakes. The author also forgot about the existence of cutie marks.
But, it's the only King of the Hill story I've found, so I have no choice but to "Favorite" it. I used to love that show! I was so happy to hear about a new season, until I learned that it'd be on the internet, only available to people with credit cards and high-speed internet. 😡