"Ew! No! That's gross!" I was being asked to put pressure on the bleeding leg of a man we pulled out of the woods so our makeshift doctor could put a tourniquet on it, to make a long story short.

"Fine." I said. I reached over and pressed down on his thigh. 

I had just gotten the game The Walking Dead, and I had stayed up all night trying to beat it. I was in the middle of chapter 2 when my alarm clock went off.

"Oh boy! 3 am!" Time to write my fanfic!

"Forget it!" Twilight shouted, her scream echoing through the hallways of the Canterlot Library. She couldn't concentrate enough to finish any of these spells. With her magic, she picked up the book and flung it across the room.

"Twilight! What are you doing?"

Twilight turned to find Princess Mi Amore Cadenza levitating the book inches in front of her face, a light blue levitation spell around it. The book would probably have hit the new sister if Cadence hadn't stopped it.

"Sorry, these spells are all just too hard." She stomped her hoof in frustration.

"What spells are you trying to do, exactly? Remember, I know a concentration spell." Unfortunately, when she used the concentration spell, she became part of the spell, any effects will effect her too.

"Well, this one's a start." She put her hoof on a spell in the middle of the page. She turned her head as she waited for Cadence to walk over to her.

"Are you sure? Interdementional travel has only been tried successfully twice. I can't just leave a week after my wedding!"

"We can always come right back. And besides, it's only been TRIED three times. Two out of three are pretty good odds if you ask me." She was as excited about spells as reading, and she was just about to open a novel.

"Open a novel? Is that the best you've got?"

Pinkie? Your not even IN this scene!

"I don't HAVE to be. I'm Pinkie Pie."

It sounds much weirder when you say it.

"Say what?"

'It's Pinkie Pie'. It's usually the explanation for most of your crazy antics.

"No, silly! I said I'M Pinkie Pie. There's a BIG difference. Could you get back to the story? This is gettin' good."

But, you...I can't...Forget it.

"Are you sure?" Princess Cadence confirmed.

"YES!" Twilight was overexcited.

Nonetheless Cadence activated her concentration spell, sending a small static lightning bolt between their two horns. Twilight cast her interdimentional spell, engulfing the two of them in a purple flash of light. Neither Twilight nor Cadence had any idea of where they where going.

Nor of the adventure they where about to have.

"Cap'ain. Could you come here for a moment?"

The captain didn't try to hide his eye roll as he walked over to Master Link. This was the 5th time this week Link had talked to him about the 'stiffness of the guards'.

"Yes, Master Link?"

Link stared angrily at him for a moment.

Sighing and rolling his eyes once again, he said, "Yes, Link?"

"Thank you. I suspect you know what this is about?"

"Sir, you need to learn to let me do my job. I know how to do it better then anyone in the land of Hyrule."

"I'm not correcting you, I'm just offering advice." He paused waiting for the captain to finish it with him.

"Advice you have to follow." They said in harmony. Every time they talked, Link had said that.

"Exactly! Now your getting it." Link smiled in mocking pride.

"Let's assume there WAS an attack? The knights wouldn't be ready."

"Like I've told ALL the knights, there hasn't been an attack in 10 years. What would cause one now? Ganon is dead,..."

"Let me set up a fake attack." the captain interrupted in an evil, untrustworthy smile.

Link looked at the ceiling, thinking about the proposal. "May I ask how?"

"It would be better if you are uninvolved." He thought a moment before continuing. "Let's just say I know a guy."

And with that, he turned and walked away, leaving Link standing there, awestruck and slightly afraid of what his top man, the captain of the guards, was capable of. He shrugged off the thought as he headed down the hall, trying to think of something to do. Zelda wouldn't be back till tomorrow. Maybe he could ride Epona, named after his other horse during his adventure.

That seemed like a great idea! He changed courses towards the stable. A quick ride around Hyrule field would leave him tired and ready for bed.

"Why are you making it so obvious? It's no fun if they can tell what's going to happen."

Oh, no. Are you going to be my side reader forever?

"Not if you don't want me to."

No, I do want you...*sigh*

"Get on with the story then! Link finds Twilight and Princess Cadence in Hill-rule field.

Hyru-...nevermind.

A lone bulblin sets his newest meal, a wild hog, on the back of his horse.

"Ow! Gently! I don't care how tough you are! You need to be gentle! If it weren't for me, you'd be dead right now!"

The bulblin grunted in apology, obviously understanding, but unable to respond back. His steed was, in fact, that one unicorn who did not return from his interdementional vacation. He was a dark green stallion with faded blue stubs of a mane and tail with a single, sparkling raindrop as a cutie mark. The last five years have been tough on him, resulting on a bite in his ear, a snapped horn, and a bad attitude. He eventually learned to adjust to life in the Gerudo Desert, which had been the only place he had ever been in Hyrule.

His name was Professor Rainbottom. He was one of the top scientists and testers for discovering new spells back in the very beginning of Equestria, but, within an hour of his arrival, his horn was snapped off by a stray arrow. It had never grown back, and he had lost all his magic abilities. He was left alone and defenseless. The next day, he explored his surroundings and saved the life of the bulblin, who's appreciation was using him as his horse, feeding and taking care of him.

"Nevermind! Let's just go back to base. I'm starving."

The bulbin shrugged as he jumped onto his steed, who had gotten much stronger over their time together. With a grunt he kicked Rainbottom, giving him the motive to gallop off to base for his next meal.

On his way back, he noticed a bright, purple flash of light behind a rock. The same rock he, himself, had appeared into this hellhole. He decided to check it out.

"Did you see that flash? That's a teleportation spell!" The bulblin looked confused. Rainbottom rolled his eyes. "Meaning, a way back to Equestria!"

He changed course towards the rock as Twilight Sparkle rounded the corner towards him, obviously surprised at the dramatic change of scenery.