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Joined March 2012
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    DancesWithBaglez's Stories (5)

    • You Are The Father
      Spike makes a horrific revelation when he tries to find his real parents.

      6,812 words · 954 views · 54 likes · 5 dislikes
    • Trix of the Trade
      After a run-in with Trixie at a strip club, Clear Sky makes it his mission to win her affection.
      9,801 words · 419 views · 26 likes · 2 dislikes
    • The Dead Trot
      A deadly plague has killed nearly everypony in Equestria. The only problem is, they didn't stay dead
      18,253 words · 574 views · 31 likes · 7 dislikes
    • Of War and Ponies
      A German and US soldier from 1944 get transported to Equestria. Can they overcome their diferences?
      8,505 words · 622 views · 29 likes · 7 dislikes
    • Twilight Discovers a Cryptic Book
      2,307 words · 227 views · 15 likes · 3 dislikes

    After a run-in with Trixie at a strip club, Clear Sky can't stop thinking about the beautiful blue mare. When Trixie stops showing up for performances, however, the pegasus stallion knows that all is not well. Now, he must go through many trials and tribulations to save the mare of his dreams from an evil pimp.

    (inspired by many episodes of "The Boondocks" for some reason)

    First Published
    31st Aug 2012
    Last Modified
    20th Oct 2012

    Comments ( 75 )

    #1 · Chapter 1 · 37w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Oh, Clear Sky. You're such a silly pony.

    :rainbowlaugh:

    This is cracking me up so far, I'm tracking this one.

    #2 · Chapter 1 · 37w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Dat plot.

    #3 · Chapter 1 · 37w, 4d ago · · ·
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    is he related to screw-ball by anychance? screw loose maybe?

    #4 · Chapter 1 · 37w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1193744

    The name is a reference to an empty head. Clear Sky.

    #5 · Chapter 1 · 37w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Gullible bastard.

    I'll track this.

    #6 · Chapter 1 · 37w, 4d ago · · ·
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    .....What.

    #7 · Chapter 1 · 37w, 4d ago · · ·
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    #8 · Chapter 1 · 37w, 4d ago · · ·
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    This sounds so glorious i have to read it. :rainbowlaugh:

    #9 · Chapter 1 · 37w, 4d ago · · ·
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    what is this i dont even... :rainbowhuh:

    #10 · Chapter 1 · 37w, 4d ago · · ·
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    #11 · Chapter 1 · 37w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1194022 well i have no idea where this is going to go. have fun confusing the buck out of me.

    #12 · Chapter 1 · 37w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1194029

    Well, what confuses you, child?:rainbowkiss:

    #13 · Chapter 1 · 37w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1194037 the amount of randomness. this needs the [random] tag.

    #14 · Chapter 1 · 37w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1194058

    How is it random, per say?

    #15 · Chapter 1 · 37w, 4d ago · · ·
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    He's is kind of adorably stupid.

    #16 · Chapter 1 · 37w, 4d ago · · ·
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    "She left with some purple-suited stallion; she didn't look to happy, though," the bartender added.

    "She left with some purple-suited stallion; she didn't look too happy, though," the bartender added.

    #17 · Chapter 1 · 37w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1194104

    That was the idea while writing his character. Thank you for seeing my point. You shall receive a mustache.:moustache:

    #18 · Chapter 1 · 37w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1194110

    Oh no. The grammar nazis have found me. Initiating escape sequence!

    :rainbowlaugh:

    #19 · Chapter 1 · 37w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1194114 Gahbahhamaanasaaa

    Sorry, hyperventilated a bit there.

    #20 · Chapter 1 · 37w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1194150

    I have no idea what you are implying. Whatever it is, however, I'm sure it has much logic and reasoning behind it.:pinkiehappy:

    #21 · Chapter 1 · 37w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1194251 or lack thereof :derpytongue2:

    #22 · Chapter 1 · 37w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1194296

    Good to see you as a happy brony once again, Flash.:twilightsheepish:

    #23 · Chapter 1 · 37w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>1194129 You're welcome.

    #24 · Chapter 1 · 37w, 3d ago · · ·
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    #25 · Chapter 1 · 37w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Ooooooh, my. This cracked me up. Well done! I'm definitely

    Tracking this.

    #26 · Chapter 1 · 37w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Ohhh, this story looks promising. Really promising. You did a great job establishing both characters' personalities in this first chapter. The added humor in there makes it ALL the better. "A shower of bits rained upon her from her drooling spectators, covering her stage in the funds of the aroused." That had to be one of the funniest sentences I've read in a while, I don't know why.

    Limes. I have a feeling this fruit will make more appearances in this story, damn it. And it's funny as hell, my friend. Adds a really nice touch to this story. But at least you didn't say mangos, right? :raritywink:

    All in all, great and funny start to the story. Favorited so I can read more of what you'll post for it. Looking forward to it.

    #27 · Chapter 1 · 37w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>1194251 I was unbearably excited for my new mustache (moustache?)

    #28 · Chapter 1 · 37w, 3d ago · · ·
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    #29 · Chapter 1 · 37w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>1194695

    Ah! Now sense has been made. Thank you for clarifying.:twilightsmile:

    #30 · Chapter 1 · 37w, 3d ago · · ·
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    The sense has been doubled!

    #31 · Chapter 1 · 37w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Huh, I thought I put this on my read list....I guess I didn't.  READ LIST.

    #32 · Chapter 1 · 37w, 3d ago · · ·
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    #33 · Chapter 1 · 37w, 2d ago · · ·
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    is oc high or something? he quite an idiot. :rainbowlaugh:

    #34 · Chapter 1 · 37w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>1205208

    That's what he's supposed to be like. Remember the early Spongebob? He had a childlike sort of naiveness about him, unlike the current one who is just a complete moron. Think of him as, like Bookworm put it, adorably stupid.:rainbowkiss:

    #35 · Chapter 1 · 36w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1206399 I love the early Spongebob episodes from like 1999 to 2008. I watch Spongebob sometimes because it lets me park my brain after a hard day's work. Adorably stupid characters in a cartoon are good cures for long days, haha. :ajsmug:

    #36 · Chapter 2 · 36w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Ignorance Shield strikes again!

    #37 · Chapter 2 · 36w, 1d ago · · ·
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    150 Proof Applejack Daniel's. You are a scream. I really enjoyed this Chapter 2. Definitely on the adventurous side. Definitely can't go wrong with a little Comedy and Adventure. Looking forward to future chapters, my boy.

    #38 · Chapter 2 · 35w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Ooooooooh, my. Sky's liver must be wrought out of lead and iron.

    #39 · Chapter 2 · 34w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Just a side note, why doesn't this have more views? I'm absolutely loving it!

    #40 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Oh Sky, you so silleh :derpytongue2:

    This story's awesome. Though you gotta wonder how all these ponies seem to know this purple sutied stallion...Unless ponynapping isn't very common in Equestria.

    :pinkiegasp: It's a trap! They're all in on this! Sky, watch out! Take this flare! *gives flare*

    #41 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    #42 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Wait! It's too dangerous to go alone! Here, take this. (Sky receives bulletproof vest, gun, and ammunition.)

    #43 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I've got one word for you, just one.

    YES.

    ~Syn3rgy

    #44 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    This was a good chapter.

    #45 · Chapter 1 · 34w, 5d ago · · ·
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    "All of this did not deter him, however, from fluttering through the alleyways with a bright smile on his face. Gosh! I finally have a marefriend, he thought. This is the best day ever!"

    ...

    omfg

    ...

    Clear Sky = most depressing lack of relationship knowledge...

    #46 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Pfft, lols. Its sort of like Forrest Gump where the character has below average intelligence and totally oblivious to his surroundings, yet can do feats beyoind what anyone can expects. If anything else, it's kind of like a weird cartoon that is somehow very appealing. Well played good sir, you have my complete attention to your fanfic :flutterrage:

    Keep up the good work man. Best regards :eeyup:

    #47 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Heh heh... Awesome! :P

    :derpytongue2:

    Sky is great... just greate... :pinkiehappy:

    #48 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>1314388

    Great enough for a fav, like and watch? lol:pinkiehappy:

    #49 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>1315300

    Sure! And you DO have a very ...unique... interesting... Username! :D

    #50 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 3d ago · · ·
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    #51 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 3d ago · · ·
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    #52 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>1319452

    It all started when I first got my PS3 about 3 years ago. The first game I purchased was "Red Dead Redemption", basically a wild west version of GTA developed by Rockstar Games (the creators of GTA). For selecting my PSN name, I wanted it to sound Native American (which I am not) while also sounding as strange and random as possible. The first things that popped into my head was dancing and bagels. I put them together and got DancesWithBaglez. I didn't realize at the time that I had spelled bagels wrong, but I have not chosen to change it. Now, I use that name for everything: Fimfiction, Youtube, Minecraft, etc.

    #53 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>1319484

    heh heh heh.... bagels... well, it's a cool username! :pinkiehappy: Coolio! :twilightsmile: "Strange and Random as Possible" yes.... YES. I LIKE ZE RANDOMNESS!!! :pinkiecrazy:

    #54 · Chapter 1 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·
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    What is this I don't even... Okay right feedback, please give me a moment to pick my brain up off the floor... Well Trixie as a stripper... in Ponyville strikes me as an odd choice. The character of Clear Sky comes across as... well you are never supposed to go full on Derp and you have. His complete lack of anything resembling sense is endearing however, and I do wonder if Trixie has been Pony-napped by Slick Back. That had better be the purple suited pony's name or I shall be disappointed. On to chapter 2!

    #55 · Chapter 2 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Wow... well the Hell's Pegasi was a trip... if Sky has become their newest member I would expect they would send him with an escort, maybe search for him, but an offer of help is interesting, I sense Chekhov's gun. Well done. A couple minor points. Thoughts can be depicted in italics vs quotes, it tends to make things less confusing when you have internal monologue separated like that. Also, Indenting isn't necessary, as a matter of fact it tends to read easier when you do not.

    #56 · Chapter 3 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·
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    I get the feeling this story is going to be an awful lot of "I'm sorry Mario, but our Princess is in another castle."

    #57 · Chapter 3 · 33w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>1353716

    How the hay did you read my mind?!:twilightangry2::rainbowlaugh:

    #59 · Chapter 3 · 33w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>1355341 Oh no, just pointing out a pattern. I find it amusing.

    #60 · Chapter 4 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    "Sleep soundly, Clear Sky. You'll need it to face Slick Mane."

    And the plot thickens!!!! How closely related are Slick, Sky, and Harley?

    "Okay. I have no idea what you're saying, but please don't burn me! I don't even taste that good; believe me, I've tried."

    WTF did I just read!?

    Lol, the whole tribe scene reminded me of pirates of the Caribbean...

    ~Syn3rgy

    #61 · Chapter 4 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1403458

    Glad you liked it! Too bad theirs only one chapter left.:fluttercry::rainbowkiss:

    #62 · Chapter 4 · 32w, 14h ago · · ·
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    >>1403479

    already, this is gonna feel rush if you ask me, wondering what Trixie is gonna say when Sky show up to rescue her.

    #63 · Chapter 4 · 30w, 6d ago · · ·
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    "Plot convenience, my friend. Plot convenience."

    Best line in fanfiction history.

    #64 · Chapter 5 · 30w, 2d ago · · ·
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    What a conclusion. A little fast, but I actually didn't mind it. What's more, look at your likes to dislike ratio! That's awesome :)

    Good job on another completed story, DWB.

    ~Syn3rgy

    #65 · Chapter 4 · 30w, 2d ago · · ·
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    A Pimp named Slick Mane.

    #66 · Chapter 5 · 30w, 2d ago · · ·
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    All of my what.

    #67 · Chapter 5 · 30w, 2d ago · · ·
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    #69 · Chapter 2 · 28w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Reminds me of the bar scene in Pee Wee's Big Adventure.

    #70 · Chapter 5 · 27w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>1568251

    I remember that...

    Also, nice work man, loved it, all of it...

    All of it...

    Every single last piece of the dialogue and scripting were enjoyable

    due to the fact that my rubber ducks hypothesis was a Bon-Bon, and

    my indigo traffic light went 'ding' and told me about the multi-verse, sending

    me onto the chocolate rain express, which was full of soviet children...

    I rest my case

    Love Ed

    #71 · Chapter 1 · 22w, 3d ago · · ·
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    This story is really good so far. Keep it up man

    #72 · Chapter 1 · 15w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Clear Sky reminds me of Don Quixote. Or an Aspie. Regardless, I like him.

    Tracking! :pinkiehappy:

    #73 · Chapter 5 · 15w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>2067967

    Thank you very much good person. :pinkiehappy:

    #74 · Chapter 5 · 12w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Needs clop.

    #75 · Chapter 5 · 12w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>2151016

    Don't worry. You'll have your wish in good time...:rainbowkiss:

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