It is the middle of the night when two bored princesses visit Twilight and her 'What If' machine. Join the three ponies and Spike as the view more:
This pleases me...
This will end well for everypony involved.
Sounds like something Pinkie would do...
And now to read it...
Alright, mental checklist segment? Hilarious.
“I'm Spike, the assistant.”“I have never seen you here before.”“Well, I've never seen you here before either.”
“I have never seen you here before.”
“Well, I've never seen you here before either.”
Seriously, keep up this humour! Also, a "Your" was misspelled as "You're." That is all.
What do you mean nobody asks a question in this chapter?!
Eh, whatever. I'll just like and subscr- I mean watch.
I'm new here.
I'm not going to lie, after reading that, I am afraid to go to sleep.
Can't sleep, Pinkie will eat me!
Pinkie propely has a five star hotel under tiwlights bed with elavator
As good as it is to see this being continued, I still say it won't feel complete to me until the CMC get turns.
Good news everyone! Someone has written another one of these fics.
Pinkie Pie get out of my labratory!
I am Upvote #35, and I approve of this story.
Now, back to the lulz....
This story arc is a goldmine!
Hilarious goodtime fun is about to be unleashed toward everypony involved!
Pinkie Pie breaking and entering for giggles? Sounds legit. Onwards!
What if Fluttershy was a little more impulsive? Just a little!
I WUB YOU!
This concept of 'WUB' confuses and infuriates me!
Ooh, I can't wait to see Luna's what if. I'm still hoping to see Twi's.
i'm waiting for the villians to get involved. that will be fun
Another Anthology of Interest?!
Oh Pinkie, always so lovely random. And nice to see a sequel
Celestia: What if those rumors about me were true?
No but she does keep her party supplies there. Mainly because the library was abandoned before Twilight was there. So she has to break in so that she can prepare for the next party.
>>982596982596 that makes a bit more sense than a hotel
Which Celestia showed up?
Trolestia? or Molestia?
Prepare your Anus!
I wonder how Celestia delt with that "2001" trip?
"Oh, I sneak into your house almost every night. It's kinda like a hobby." I think that is my favorite line i have ever read.
What if Fluttershy had some sort of shed? Or if Applejack decided to eat many apples?
Oh, that is too great! Can't wait for next chapter!
Oh, it updated. Thank God.
Man Pinkie needs some hobbies that don't require other ponies.
You should send this to Seth, you know for the lolz HE would either enjoy it or hate you, i don't really know which one
>>975295975295 Me too. I'm afraid Pinkie Pie won't appear.
Weird Al's Amish Paradise reference FTW!
YES SPIKE TIME I LIKE IT
3 paragraphs into the What If scenario you call it the staff of STARE Swirl.
Regardless I eagerly await more ANTHOLOGIES OF INTEREST.
That a Scruffy reference I spied there?
Luna did not mention her activities with Fluttershy after the machine ended its story
Play it cool Luna, play it cool
*chuckles* That was amusing.
“So Fluttershy, dost thou want to 'make out?'”
“I am confused.” Said Princess Luna. “Why would moistening a pegasus' hooves be considered a source of merriment?”
Oh, you made Luna too funny.
More Anthology of Interest? As a fan of both MLP: FiM and Futurama, I approve.
O.o Twilight as a necromanocorn?! I would have loved to see that!
YOU'VE WATCHED IT! YOU CAN'T UN-WATCH IT!!!
JOIN US NEXT TIME FOR MORE:
TALES OF INTEREST!!!
Good news Everypony! I have invented a machine which predicts this series will continue.
lulz, so many
Oh, Luna. Where would we be without you?
...so, they're just going to not talk about how Luna spent who knows how long making out with Fluttershy?
Or how Twilight said Celestia has a sexy ass?
Here is idea. What if ponies were biped?
What if the What If machine couldn't answer a 'What If' question?
Heh. Celestia likes Twilight, and then suddenly...PINKIE PIE!
Now enough of that. ON WITH THE SEQUEL!!
“I did!” Twilight's voice was rising now. “I asked it 'what if I had a special somepony?' I wound up destroying all life on Earth!”
shipping = end of the world lol
You know what's been bugging me? Trixie ran away before Two vanquished the Ursa Minor, and didn't return. Where the fuck did all this "Tricked hates Two" stuff come from? Seriously, it bugs ne.
This is hilarious, and I want more. Do not stop writing.
I have a grammar suggestion, though. Much of your dialogue follows the format: "blah blah blah." Said (insert character name here). You use two sentences, when I believe the correct way (when you're saying what character spoke) is to end the dialogue with a comma, and then keep the 'said' lower case, and not capitalized. For example:
“I am confused,” said Princess Luna.
“I am confused.” Said Princess Luna.
This is a big ol' guide to pretty much everything fanfiction, and it has a great section on dialogue. I use it myself, and in fact I still haven't read all of it.
Other than that, I really enjoyed this fic, so keep it coming eh?
Dear Princess Celestia,Get off your lazy, sexy ass, and start running the country again.Your Faithful Student,Twilight Sparkle”
Dear Princess Celestia,
Get off your lazy, sexy ass, and start running the country again.
Your Faithful Student,
Now there's a solution! Also loved Luna and Shy getting some, though my fave Luna ship is Twilight/Luna or Celestia/Twilight/Luna.
I'm with Luna on this one, I just don't get that prank
>>10377731037773 Yes, I believe that is an accurate prediction.
I've heard having your hand in water like that makes you pee yourself in your sleep, which is hi-la-ri-ous.
>>10394601039460 I thought that's what Pinkie Pie was doing.
Also Pinkie Pie I thought I told you to get out of my labratory!
Hmmm if Discord were able to communicate from his stone prison, what would he ask the what-if machine?
now that i have seen this my life is complete.
I can't get the image of Celestia crushing a Barrel to splinters out of my head, nor do I want to! I honestly couldn't feel any blood traveling through my neck for a full five minutes because my throat was to busy compensating for the excess of laughter pouring out of it. Your works are genius! I have nothing to offer but Praise!
Well done sugar cube!
I liked it.
OH NO! you told them about my elevator didn't you!
By far funniest chapter of all the series.
Celestia gives No fucks!
It's 5:07am and I haven't slept at all due to reading your fanfics.... Time well spent!
And of course:
Edit: And Pinkie Pie made me burst out in laughter at 4:30, running the risk of waking my family....
TOTALLY WORTH IT!!!
Now I'm going to get some sleep!
>>10386231038623 well, supposedly, if u put someone or somepony's hoof in warm water while they are asleep, then they will piss on themselves
3 young ponies dead.
Because of Twilight...
CURSE YOU TWILIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
Note: I mean the books/films, not the pony :3
I invented a machine to predict Twilight's reaction...
>>10941021094102 Only in whatever alternate dimension the What-If machine is voyeuristically tapping into. Still, that was rather amusing.
What the buck is a eohwolf?
Well, that was dark. Hilarious, mind you, but dark...!
Not that, given my own personal animosity towards vampires, I feel that sorry for the...victims...!
There's a bread that should be bred; just thought I'd point that out.
You know what'd be really funny? If Twilight read Twilight! Or wait, here's an idea: Twilight Reads Twilight Reads Twilight! That's, like, fanfiception!
Good news everybody. Princess Luna just offed some goths.
Well that was intresting to say the least.
I mean, it made me laugh. Hard
>>10941741094174 The "were" in werewolf refers to sometimes being human. Eohwolf would mean varying between wolf and horse, presumably. The extent of my knowledge of "eoh" is "eohippus," the earliest form of horse. They were tiny and probably adorable.
I literally got done reading the first seconds ago and now I see it on the feature board friggin epic
In Old English, wer means man, and eoh means horse.
Ponies can't be werewolves, because they aren't human. Instead, they'd be eohwolves.
I also had to close an infinite entropy loop that day.
Jeez, Pinkie. You messed up the REAL UNIVERSE with your What-If.
Note to self: never ask Pinkie hypothetical questions.
that was epic. Luna ftw.
Why am I picturing the elevator setup from Real Genius?
That is why I love Luna.
She kills goth for fun...seems legit.
Ever studious, Twilight researched what could be causing this phenomenon, and came across the story of the Staff of Stare Swirl the Bearded.
A master hypnotist, I take it?
Luna's behavior must that 2%
Well thank goodness the machine got to Luna before Luna got to the goths.
LunaShy shipping... oh my!
With that liplock kiss, I would say the tongue has been doubled!
Well now I can tell which favored relationship you prefer for twilight.
And I'm not really surprised that she would ask, a question that turned out she would be on nightmare mood inside and being a evil necromancer.
And we need to keep pinkie out of her bedroom so that way we can have a awesome lesbian threesome! But now that's another fan fiction. Sorry!
HAH, Spike is scruffy
Now we have the answer to rainbow dreams, of Pinkie pie hovering over every single night!
Also Luna and shy! I'm more partial to Trixie Luna see my fan fiction for that answer, but I see coming! And I wonder why the moon goddess did not ask why she was shipped with shy?
You get 25 Cool Points for not making the stupid mistake of using the term "werepony."
You get a further 20 Cool Points for using "eohwolf," showing actual research was involved in making a word for a pony that turns into a wolf.
(you would have gotten a further 5 Cool Points if you had used "eowolf." The H in "eohwolf" is clunky even if it is more correct).
Now for spike's what if of him getting high. Or probably just getting Rarity.
Good news, everypony! This fanfic is awesome!
So basicly, in a more funny way
That was interesting, will the next one be better? Find out next time on:
"luna, I have pardon you of all your crimes as nightmare moon."
"Thank you, dear sister, also thank you for taking care of my vampire issues, now I still need to take care of your werewolf issues. Excuse me."
As she runs off into the night wielding her silver horn, slay the beast that transform it the light of the full moon!
the irony would be golden if it turned out twilight was a vampire VAMPIRE TWILIGHT FOR THE WIN as long as she doesn't sparkle
I loved the first anthology. Can't wait to read this!
makes you wonder....that could of been canon in this fic timeline if luna never watch the machine lol