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Friendly Uncle

Joined April 2012
1,272 followers

I like ponies.

Stories (6)

  • Correspondence
    Twilight thought she had a handle on her crush. Then Spike sent the princess the wrong darn book!

    4,472 words · 20,904 views · 2,159 likes · 40 dislikes
  • Messin' With Celestia
    Celestia thought she was having a bad day. And then the zombies showed up.
    4,796 words · 3,402 views · 354 likes · 4 dislikes
  • Do You Really Want to Know?
    Twilight and Celestia send each other some letters. And get incredibly confused.
    4,124 words · 9,218 views · 1,052 likes · 22 dislikes
  • They're Comfy and Easy to Wear
    A collection of fairly random pony story bits. Presented without context or apology.
    12,611 words · 4,127 views · 286 likes · 4 dislikes
  • Distance
    4,204 words · 4,443 views · 404 likes · 8 dislikes
  • The Creature that Came to Ponyville
    33,124 words · 1,845 views · 162 likes · 13 dislikes

Blog Posts (22)


Inspired by Friendship with Benefits is Magic. Not intended as a direct followup as much as my own take on the idea.  What is Celestia to do when Twilight Sparkle shares a little too much?  And why doesn't Twilight have any idea what she's talking about?  And why is Luna smiling so much!?

Followed up by yet another epistolary conversation between Twilight and Celestia about the magic of not knowing what the hay that other pony is talking about.  Features a special guest appearance by naughty!Luna.

Further bulletins as events warrant.

First Published
21st Jul 2012
Last Modified
21st Jul 2012

Comments ( 203 )

#1 · Chapter 2 · 91w, 4d ago · · ·

THIS is the fic that got me into reading other fics!

#2 · Chapter 1 · 91w, 4d ago · · ·

Loved this last time I saw it, and still love it now!  

This has earned you a :moustache:

#3 · Chapter 2 · 91w, 4d ago · · ·

As awesome as ever :rainbowlaugh:

#4 · Chapter 2 · 91w, 4d ago · · ·

I don't get the title. "Electric Scootaloo"? There are no foals, chicken or dodos involved... Am I overthinking this?:scootangel:

Great story though. I chuckled.

#5 · Chapter 2 · 91w, 4d ago · · ·

Why, only the other day I forgot to knock before entering my sister's room only to find her and her servant Sund...

Sundance? From, "Progress"?

#6 · Chapter 2 · 91w, 4d ago · · ·

BACK TO THE FUCKING MOON! :twilightsheepish:

#7 · Chapter 2 · 91w, 4d ago · · ·

>>946507

Same here! xD

#8 · Chapter 2 · 91w, 4d ago · · ·

FINALLY!!! it's here, I loved this story. Still just as funny!

#9 · Chapter 2 · 91w, 4d ago · · ·

>>946595 Reference to the movie Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo.

#10 · Chapter 2 · 91w, 4d ago · · ·

So...I guess Luna's got some pent-up 'feelings' after being on the moon for 1000 years? :twilightblush:

#11 · Chapter 2 · 91w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

>>946606

Mmmmmmmmaybe... :scootangel:

#12 · Chapter 1 · 91w, 4d ago · · ·

And still as funny on the, what third, time I've read this...

#13 · Chapter 2 · 91w, 4d ago · · ·

Ah, I love this story.  :pinkiehappy:  And I hope there is some day a Chapter 3!

#14 · Chapter 1 · 91w, 4d ago · 2 · ·

Again with the Fifty Shades of :yay:.

p.s. LOVE IT

#15 · Chapter 2 · 91w, 4d ago · · ·

I mean, there was that one time I greased myself up with butter and slid around on the floor of the ballroom singing "Come Sail Away," but last I checked drinking five bottles of vodka doesn't count as going senile.

So apparently I didn't need to breathe today. Breathing is overrated.

#16 · Chapter 1 · 91w, 4d ago · · ·

:rainbowlaugh:

#17 · Chapter 2 · 91w, 4d ago · · ·

I love this story. Thank you for finally putting it up on FIMfiction.

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Sleep tight

#18 · Chapter 2 · 91w, 4d ago · · ·

Moar. Please more xD

#19 · Chapter 2 · 91w, 4d ago · · ·

A blast from a not-so-distant past, still as hilarious as it was back then :rainbowlaugh:

#20 · Chapter 2 · 91w, 4d ago · · ·

"I hope you like bananas... Cause your gonna go bananas! ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON. BI-*****" :trollestia:

On situation in which Celestia might actually say this...

#21 · Chapter 2 · 91w, 4d ago · · ·

I am crying oh dear sweet Celestia MOAR :flutterrage:

WHY DID YOU STOP.

#22 · Chapter 1 · 91w, 4d ago · · ·

Oh wow, I remember this one! And it's just has hilarious as I remember! :pinkiehappy:

#23 · Chapter 1 · 91w, 4d ago · · ·

Oh, that was hilarious!  :rainbowlaugh:

#24 · Chapter 2 · 91w, 4d ago · · ·

XD oh my god I actually remember this one. Pure gold!

#25 · Chapter 2 · 91w, 4d ago · · ·

Please don't be the end, please don't be the end, PLEASE DONT BE THE END!!!!!

#26 · Chapter 2 · 91w, 4d ago · · ·

I love this fic so much... nothing more to say...

#27 · Chapter 2 · 91w, 4d ago · · ·

i like this Luna.

#28 · Chapter 1 · 91w, 4d ago · · ·

Mate, this is brilliant, do more of these!

#29 · Chapter 2 · 91w, 4d ago · · ·

A fun classic.  Especially Luna's letters..

#30 · Chapter 2 · 91w, 4d ago · · ·

Light-hearted, ever so sightly risque and well written, what more could I ask for?

Considering that priorto reading this, I read the most disgraceful piece of abhorrent filth on this sight (No I am not exaggerating, it was a grim-dark-clopfic that I really don't want to think about...ever again) I really did need something funny to cheer myself up, and your fic did just that.

I at first couldn't read this because I was laughing so much at the name of chapter two, but once I did it was great.

Personally I prefer this to the fic it is based on, and I always find Celestia and Luna acting un-princess like hilarious.

I really do hope you write more of this, because you really can't have too many laughs.

#31 · Chapter 1 · 91w, 4d ago · · ·

Well, that came together rather well.

Why, for the love of me, does Fluttershy's journal contain a fictionalized account of you and her and the rest of your friends all having sex in Applejack's barn?  WITH PICTURES?

Yep, I definitely laughed the hardest here.

And while they may not want to know, I'm still not sure if they should skip the whole counseling idea...

#32 · Chapter 2 · 91w, 4d ago · · ·

Loved it.  One thing though.

"It's a pretty big box too, nine hands on a side"

Hands?  Okay, I know Spike has hands, and Griffons (which are rarely if ever seen) have hands, but would ponies really be using hands as a standard of measurement?  And...hands of which species?

#33 · Chapter 2 · 91w, 4d ago · · ·

>>949401

Well, the thing is, horses are usually measured in a unit called hands, so... I kind of figured...

... yeah, it's kind of dumb.

#34 · Chapter 2 · 91w, 4d ago · · ·

These are funny as all hell. There are tears coming from my eye holes as I laugh and laugh and laugh and...

#35 · Chapter 1 · 91w, 4d ago · · ·

Why, for the love of me, does Fluttershy's journal contain a fictionalized account of you and her and the rest of your friends all having sex in Applejack's barn?  WITH PICTURES?

oh dear celestia im dying because of that line

#36 · Chapter 2 · 91w, 4d ago · · ·

lol, you've gone and made me giggle again.

also, TO THE MOOON!:trollestia:

#37 · Chapter 2 · 91w, 4d ago · · ·

Keep these coming please! :rainbowlaugh:

#38 · Chapter 1 · 91w, 4d ago · · ·

You used was instead of were some where.  figure it out please.

#39 · Chapter 2 · 91w, 4d ago · · ·

Loooool! xD This is hilarious. Had to read this after Upon Wings Of Sacrifice. THAT IS SO SAD! ;( This makes me lol though.:rainbowlaugh:

#40 · Chapter 2 · 91w, 4d ago · · ·

if there is not more of this wonder, I will.. umm... kill.. umm.. who could I kill in fandom and not make everyone/pony cry? Maybe..... Those douche bag from the dragons!

#41 · Chapter 2 · 91w, 4d ago · · ·

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

All that needs to be emoticon-ed

#42 · Chapter 1 · 91w, 4d ago · · ·

I just can't stop laughing :rainbowlaugh:

I can't see properly due to the tears forming in my eyes due to the laughing oh god the laughing i just can't stop.

I never cried this hard due to laughing your story deserves a place in EQD.

#43 · Chapter 2 · 91w, 4d ago · · ·

This chapter was even beter than  the last one.

My cheeks hurt due to the laughing, it hurts to laugh, but i just can't stop. :rainbowlaugh:

I would love to see this fic to continue but its your call.

It sure is the most hillarious fic i've ever read.

#44 · Chapter 2 · 91w, 4d ago · · ·

This fic I like.

ANOTHER!!!! :flutterrage:

"I mean, there was that one time I

greased myself up with butter and slid

around on the floor of the ballroom

singing "Come Sail Away," but last I

checked drinking five bottles of vodka

doesn't count as going senile."

This made me shat my pants in laughter.

#45 · Chapter 2 · 91w, 4d ago · · ·

Buck yeah! X3

#46 · Chapter 1 · 91w, 3d ago · · ·

>>947048 I see what you did there.:twilightsmile:

I was screeching with laughter.

#47 · Chapter 2 · 91w, 3d ago · · ·

Oh dear Sithis I can't breathe.:scootangel:

#48 · Chapter 2 · 91w, 3d ago · · ·

This is without question the funniest thing I've read today, and I've been reading a lot of funny things today.

#49 · Chapter 2 · 91w, 3d ago · · ·

>>951645 by the eight and one we have an elder scolls fan

#50 · Chapter 1 · 91w, 3d ago · · ·

"Cheeky!":rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: I bucking love that word. I can never stop laughing when I see it.:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

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