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PotatoJoe 153449

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    PotatoJoe's Stories (15)

    • Twilight Sparkle: History's Greatest Monster
      Waking up in the bed of an alternate universe you that is a supervillain can be hard.

      22,520 words · 12,965 views · 1,861 likes · 28 dislikes
    • Your Best Shot
      The Elements of Harmony misfire against Discord, altering Twilight into something new.
      22,280 words · 25,500 views · 1,048 likes · 27 dislikes
    • Wax Fruit
      Twilight is called back to Canterlot and Applejack goes with.
      9,247 words · 3,238 views · 129 likes · 3 dislikes
    • Fitting In
      Spike wants to go to school.
      9,003 words · 2,689 views · 81 likes · 1 dislikes
    • Gilda Versus Knitting
      25,252 words · 4,377 views · 187 likes · 6 dislikes
    • The Day After Nightmare Night
      4,095 words · 2,949 views · 100 likes · 2 dislikes
    • Year of the Dragon
      3,865 words · 2,474 views · 85 likes · 3 dislikes
    • Royal Courtin'
      2,815 words · 4,127 views · 121 likes · 6 dislikes
    • A Gay Old Time
      1,574 words · 2,404 views · 55 likes · 3 dislikes
    • King of the Ponies
      1,619 words · 2,479 views · 40 likes · 2 dislikes
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    “Wooh, my teeth are getting sore,” said Rainbow Dash, letting go of the mace. Discord’s shrunken and battered body lay next to her.

    “I’m a dentist, you know?” he said in a singsong voice, his eyes spirals as lumps grew on his noggin.

    “Ah’ll spot ya,” said Applejack, trotting over. “Flutteryshy’s got some medical supplies, so she’ll patch ya up.”

    Applejack wiped off the slightly slobbery mace handle and picked it up.

    “Now les’ see, she was about right here …”

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    “Hey, I’ve got lunch!” Pinkie Pie returned as Applejack wailed upon the draconequus. She’d had time to run to the local town, where the unicorns had already had much of their magic return in the form of rapidly regrowing horns, and gotten them a picnic. “Applejack, give Fluttershy a turn and help me set up!”

    “Uh, Fluttershy?” said Applejack, looking at Pinkie Pie. “Really, Pinkie? You think she’s got it in her?”

    “Course I do!” chimed Pinkie Pie, laying out a blanket for them to sit on. “Hey, Discord, you want anything?”

    “Morphine,” wheezed the draconequus/puddle of goo.

    “Uh … well, Fluttershy, want a whack at it?” asked Applejack, looking to the pegasus. She was tending to the exhausted Rarity and Rainbow Dash, who were limping towards the picnic.

    “Um … oh … I-I could give it a shot,” said Fluttershy, looking around nervously as if afraid she was being watched. Applejack spat out the mace and wiped it off with her kerchief, then gave it to Fluttershy. The pegasus meekly trotted over to Discord and reared back, then panicked and fell over. She got up and tried again, but stopped herself before she swung the mace.

    “Hey, I know you. I turned your bunny into a slenderbunny,” muttered Discord, his eyes focusing a little as he realized who Fluttershy was.

    There was a sound unto the end of the world as Fluttershy drove the mace home. Nearly a minute later the dust settled, revealing a huge crater in the forest floor. Discord, still bound tightly, lay motionless and unconscious. Fluttershy looked shocked and ashamed of herself.

    Wham!

    She gave him one more shot, then trotted over to where her friends were doling out lunch and joined them.

    Comments ( 128 )

    #1 · 78w, 1d ago · 2 · ·
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    Could you WHAM this TV Tropes joke a litter harder? I'm sure at least one non-internet-literate pony must not have gotten it, somewhere.

    #2 · 78w, 1d ago · · 1 ·
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    That is a rather unnecessary amount of whams. Two or three would suffice.

    #3 · 78w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Kind of bending the laws of physics here, but hey, magical ponies

    Still awesome..

    #4 · 78w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Ah, what a thoroughly satisfying way to "knock him down a peg," as 't'were.  Yes, that was an awful pun.  Deal with it.  It was cathartic, darn it.

    #5 · 78w, 1d ago · · ·
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    I think that my favourite quote during this chapter was 'Wham.'

    #6 · 78w, 1d ago · · ·
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    :flutterrage::flutterrage:

    #7 · 78w, 1d ago · · ·
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    GAhahahahah, yessss~

    I love it.  A terrible joke, utterly befitting a story about someone who gained great powers over Comedy, with what seems to be an emphasis on bad comedy like puns and physical humor.

    Also, "There was a sound unto the end of the world" is an absolutely fabulous way to describe the a blow.  Like, wow, I need to steal that for my D&D games...   :unsuresweetie:

    #8 · 78w, 1d ago · · ·
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    My favorite part is where it went "Wham!"

    #9 · 78w, 1d ago · · ·
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    :rainbowlaugh:

    #10 · 78w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Look at that. I am totally f'in like half psychic. Hoosha. I have to say that was the most satisfying 5 min read ever.

    Go Fluttershy :yay:. And Applejack and Rainbow of course :rainbowkiss: :ajsmug:

    #11 · 78w, 1d ago · · ·
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    :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

    #12 · 78w, 1d ago · · ·
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    poor discord. And in order news the word of the day is Wham:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

    yay:yay:

    #13 · 78w, 1d ago · · ·
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    ...they should sell tickets. It'll cost a little extra for a wham of your very own.

    #14 · 78w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Like I said about the previous chapter: Beat him. Beat him like a war-drum. On the Jericho march. BIBLICAL levels of wrath.

    *insert crazy Twilight laugh here* Hee Hee Heeee....

    #15 · 78w, 1d ago · · ·
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    talk about a backfired plan, PAIN :rainbowlaugh:

    #16 · 78w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! This had to be the best part :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

    #17 · 78w, 1d ago · · ·
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    :flutterrage: Even before you start, that's a pre-emptive WHAM!  Just know I have a whole bag of WHAM! with your name on it!

    #18 · 78w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Good:moustache:.

    #19 · 78w, 1d ago · · ·
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    KO! SHUN GOKU MACEU

    Harmony wins.

    FATALITY

    get 500 EXP

    Fluttershy Levels up!

    #20 · 78w, 1d ago · · ·
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    The title of this story I think best fits this chapter. It really was "Your best shot" to his face. :twilightoops:

    #21 · 78w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Morphine...

    There is no kill like overkill. I approve.

    #22 · 78w, 1d ago · · ·
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    HEY!  HEY YOU!  Yea I'm lookin' at you author!

    Why is there a 'SLAM' contaminating my 'WHAM's?  Don't think I didn't see you slippin' that in there!

    #23 · 78w, 1d ago · · 1 ·
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    Dear sweet Luna,

    Can someone say:

    love=0

    while True:

    if love > 9000: break

    else: print("Wham "); love+=1

    ?

    :flutterrage:

    #24 · 78w, 1d ago · · ·
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    I've spotted a teeny-weeny grammatical error:

    Wham! Wham! Boop! Wham! Wham!

    You managed to misspell "Wham!".

    On an unrelated note, this kind of explains why you double-updated. It's fun when a chapter can write itself if you hold Ctrl+V.

    I like it.

    #25 · 78w, 1d ago · · ·
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    My favourite part was the "SLAM"

    #26 · 78w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Discord, don't you know that if you harm fluttershy's pet then admit to it she'll unleash hell on ya. anyway, interesting chapter. and note to self: don't make fluttershy mad :flutterrage

    #27 · 78w, 1d ago · · ·
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    ...

    ...

    ...I get the feeling someone was reading a lot of TV Tropes when they wrote this :P

    #28 · 78w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Okay, for myself I found this chapter absolutely hilarious.  Just the sheer slapstick humor of it gave me giggles!  Then we realize it was ALL ACCORDING TO PLAN!

    #29 · 78w, 1d ago · · ·
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    If I link you to TVTropes, will you stop?

    #30 · 78w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Boop!

    #31 · 78w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>77393 Yeah, the sound unto the end of the world is a gaming quote from one of my groups. It was the only way to describe the sound of the parties plan succeeding. All give you a teaser what it included - a trebuchet in a bag of holding, thirty hobbits disguised as a single giant, and a drunk fire wizard.

    It ended poorly.

    #32 · 78w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>77604 Dude, I spend like SO much time on that site. It could only fuel me.

    #33 · 78w, 1d ago · · ·
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    I really like her mace!

    #34 · 78w, 1d ago · · ·
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    WIN. :yay:

    #35 · 78w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>77670 ...you beautiful bastard, I heard that in Sweetie Bells voice, even.

    CDR
    #36 · 78w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>77561

    FlutterRage?  Are you serious?  PsychoShy right there.  I don't think Kindness' rage could put a crater into the ground.  Now blind insanity from snapping from such rage, yeah, that might work.

    Wham, Slam, Boop.  The one at the end there should have possibly been a resounding BOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!  (that made the crater)  Or at least had the resounding boom follow the "sound unto the end of the world".

    Awesome chapters though.  Now excuse me while I go read the TV Tropes article on WHAM.

    #37 · 78w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Pfft... :rainbowlaugh: So much for any threat posed by Discord!

    #38 · 78w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Great work on these last two chapters, though I was kinda hoping that Pinkie Pie and Rarity would get their shots in as well Pinkie's turn would be fun because the mace would be making all kinds of odd sounds. While with Rarity the humor would come from just how much Grace and eligence would go into each strike of the mace. Or just stuff like LE WHAM!

    #39 · 78w, 1d ago · · ·
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    I can only say... the previous chapter was awesome in everything... this chapter was painful... for Discord. Now, will Trixie be reformed before she is  turned back into a pony?:rainbowhuh:

    #40 · 78w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Okay, that chapter had me laughing far harder than it should have. Could this be end for our antagonist - or what remains of him? Is the story coming to a close so soon? Speculation abounds! Will Discord re-re-return? (Perhaps as a horrifying goo creature befitting his current composition?) Has the true villain not yet been revealed? Or do we already know them all too well? (Evil Discord Twilight? Psychoshy?) What was the true meaning of "boop" and "slam" (which were placed 190 and 483 whams respectively into a 593-wham chapter, not including the title, for those keeping score)? Did Soarin' negotiate for the pie in the haggle over his teammates' lives, and if so, how will that affect him in the other Wonderbolts' eyes? There are so many ways to go from here!

    #41 · 78w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Dat "Boop!" inside the first block of "Wham!"s xD

    This was rather unexpected, actually. I wonder how you'll take it from here.

    Also; slenderbunny is best bunn-WHAM! :flutterrage:

    #42 · 78w, 1d ago · · ·
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    I guess you could call this episode a double whammy.

    #43 · 78w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Th Punderstorm Abounds......:trixieshiftright:

    lulzy chapter, i gibve it 4 :flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage: out of :pinkiecrazy:

    #44 · 78w, 1d ago · · ·
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    when i saw the title of this episode i put on some wham. George Michael you beautiful gay genius.

    yay for flutterrage!

    #45 · 78w, 1d ago · · ·
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    You know what you should've used... A Mallet.

    That;s it! I'm getting me mallet!

    #46 · 78w, 1d ago · · ·
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    :pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

    #47 · 78w, 23h ago · · ·
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    >>78092 That would have worked too.

    #48 · 78w, 23h ago · · ·
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    :heart::heart::heart::yay: this is the most awesome thing.

    #49 · 78w, 22h ago · · ·
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    Move over 'the spiderses' "chpapter three  : spiderday", this is my new favourite chapter in the history of chapters.

    #50 · 78w, 21h ago · · ·
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    he tottaly deserved that!

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