Oh I remember this one.

Funny as hell. Loved it.

Daawww scootalos first wing boner.....that sounded better in my head

Hah! Really good short story! I was laughing the whole time, XD! I instantly recognized the "Amazing Horse" reference, and could not stop laughing at the last bit. Associative property, hah! I lshfoomcalms'd! (Laughed So Hard, Fell Out Of My Chair And Lost My Sombrero) Absolutely hilarious! Although, I will never look at skittles the same way ever again, XD. Definite 5/5!

-A Very M.A.D. Man

Funny, sweet, finished. Just the way I like 'em. Good story! You wrote Pinkie Pie well.

lol awesome!

P.S. Just something I had forgotten to mention in my previous post, but do I spy an Avatar: the Last Air Bender reference in this? Cabbages? Yes? No? Maybe? I don't know, just a guess. Anyone else see it?

Poor Cabbage Pony.

>>5369553695 Yeah, I saw it too

I loved this story when i read it over at EQdaily. One of the funniest I've read to date

>>5369553695

And thusly he was named Cabbage Patch.

Even in ponyville, he can't catch a break.

>>5362053620 A hur hur hur. Wingboner. (I had the same thought)

"OH CELESTIA! MY CABBAGES"  BAHAHA, comedy gold.

An epicly raunchy tale, just the way i like 'em

Good story. I may, however, have a problem with the picture you used for it. I know where it came from. Do you have permission to use it?

>>5369553695 Yes I see it too.

I find myself suddenly craving skittles :P

Very funny, I liked it xD

Beautiful

NICE

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Wow!! Just wow!!!

That was stupendously, amazingifyingly, outragetifyingily funny!!!

(You can tell, 'cause I had to invent two words to do so!!)

Great, great, great!!!

Ciao! I watch you now!!

Y'all have made a incorrigible Appledasher very amused an' happy... five-stars...

*faints*

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha*gasp*hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

*gasps for air*

A-absolutely amazing! A-a-and Scootaloo's first wingboner! Hahahahahahaha!! And the cabbage pony! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Haha...hahaha...ha...phew! I'm good. You have earned my watching you, and favoriting this story.

And now, I sign off!

Godspeed you magnificent bastard-BlazingShadowBrony

. . . By Faust . . . good story and all and uh . . . well . . . nah nothing else needs to be said.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/15874980/images/1312881750477.jpg

69 batches?

LOL

I recall this fic with great enthusiasm.

4.5/5 out of the gate, only because it was so silly and absurd and I liked it.

One can only guess where she found the taste.

*Starts bubbling at the mouth.

+10 for the Cabbages/Avatar reference

This is on FiMFiction now? Sweet. <3

i didn't read anything that said this would be a shipping story, but... the part with 69 (and the following ideas you hid in the following paragraph) kinda made me aware. When I realized, I was like "WHAT? Oh no, I promised myself i wouldn't read anything like this... okay, just a few more lines and I'm done..." (yr). Glad I read it, though. Great job.

That was AWESOME!

HAHA!

Love the title image, can't wait to read.

LETSDOTHIS.

...Pft.  HAHAHAHAHA!  I love it!  Instant fav!

Hah! Wow. Wasn't expecting that. Well until the kiss part. Obviously. That was hilarious. Great job.

Heh. Applejack's implications are amusing.

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That was way too funny! What I loved most about each character:

I loved Applejack's part, "If that doesn't taste just like---" "Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitake mushrooms" "You're kidding, right?" "Awwwww fuuuuuuuuuudge"

Twilight does not know what to say. "Ehehehehehe. . . heheh. . . heh. . . ."

Rainbow Dash, "This isn't what it looks like" "Ah, what the fu-! Yeah, it is.

Pinkie is just oblivious. "TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"   

Awesome horse reference

Avatar: the Last Airbender reference.

general awesomeness

good writing for Pinkie.

all the elements of a good story. this had them all

So... let me get this straight:

++sex=Skittles?

Okay, so it took her SIXTY-NINE tries to get the recipe right? ...

O.o

XD Wow... Nice chapter... Wow...

Scoot's first wingboner? ... *Feels awkward* I'm afraid to show any emotion here at all, as I could get flamed, not matter what stance I take...

~ Minstrel of Equestria

Wow...this is BAD.

Like a train wreck bad. I can't look away, and for some reason I'm laughing at the absurdity of it.

I remember this one

The absurdity and hilarity that only Pinkie's involvement can provide.

We are alarmed and happy after reading this.

Thats a thumbs up from me and .

So thats how skittles were made... I dont feel like eating skittles anymore now O.o.

Thank you, I used to love skittles...

You're a real jerk for writing this...5/5

Love the story,

love the references,

love the oh-not-subtle phrases and double meanings,

love that story, it is weird

>>5383753837

Why!!??!? It fits so perfectly!!!

I'm loling too hard to write a smart comment

What the f- how da f- when da f- why da f- who da f- IM SO CONFUSED

O_O

....

what the crap did I just read?

Whatever it was, I failed to grasp whatever hidden Freudian meanings that these other folks have. For one thing, I've got no idea what happened because CUTAWAY.

For once, I'm thankful for my naïveté. Otherwise I'd understand this and SHOCK AND AWE. I fail to comprehend how exactly they were made.

This was awesome. Those references. The timing. Everything was just pure awesome.

They taste just like I imagined they would

--Sharky

Can one claim she found the taste... Dashing? ~yay~

Or maybe that they started of at the wrong end? *Wink, wink, nudge, nudge*

Or just that she now knows what actually lies at the end of the rainbow? "Eh, I've got nothing!"

No matter the pun, a fun story! A bit to much "Pinkie Pie, you're so random!" for my taste, but a good story none-the-less! 4/5

“What? What’s going on? What happened?” A green stallion with a grey mane pushed his way through the crowd, halting suddenly when he saw the wreckage. His face twisted into a look of horror. “OH CELESTIA. MY CABBAGES! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?” He frantically stepped through the rubble, trying desperately to salvage any remnants of his wares. He shortly gave up and began sobbing into his hooves.

IU loved that show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

....This makes me wonder if it would be more annoying as a Pegasi, what with the *ahem* "Wing Boners", or as a Unicorn, considering I ALREADY Get my head stuck in my shirts....Imagine if I had a HORN......

I couldn't stop laughing over the cabbage incident at the beginning

SEE? THIS IS WHY I KEEP THROWING MONEY AT THE SCREEN. SOMETIMES, THINGS LIKE THIS HAPPEN.

I want Skittles now. I WANNA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!

Really funny story. So many references too - my favourites were "my horse is amazing" and the Manfred Mann song.

Hey Rainbow! don't you realize what happened when pinkie told the story to scootaloo? .....OMG RAINBOW SCOOTS HAZ TEH HOTZ 4 U! rainbow:SCOOTALOO ARE YOU SERIOUS?

TASTE THE RAINBOW

I remember this I died reading it reminds me of the summer

Definetly one of the better fics I've read

This is definetly up there with the story of windchaser (best fic evar.)

and that one about spike the knight (a close 2nd, forgot the name, its on EQD)

Good job brother.

Brohoof.

0.0 /)(\ 0.0

All that laughing killed me..........Im dead now. X_X

So... these ponies really are made of 90% food...

.....

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Wondeful!

For a second there I thought it was going to be like Cupcakes...

Pinkie: "It’s a good thing Rainbow Dash stuck around as long as she did, otherwise it might have taken forever!"

...

Twilight: "Hey, I haven't seen Rainbow Dash for a while, do you know where she is?"

...

Pinkie: "Um... No."

Anyhow, nice, I lol'd.

>>5630956309

Hilarious.

Took me a while to understand the story, but as I read the comments...

Bwahahaha, oh man I didn't notice the Romance tag, boy was I surprised when the... 69 batches happened *snicker*

Nice little story, by the way! And AppleDash forever!

Without a doubt one of the funniest M-rated things I have ever read out of sheer morbid curiosity. I may have to actually favourite this one.

Oh, wow, I didn't even notice this was rated teen. Way to jump to conclusions.

Oh god, I can imagine it now. Rainbow Dash fanboys cloping while eating skittles, thanks to this.

What have you done?!?!

>>8778287782 made it so that skittles will now sell better than m&ms and most other candies

>>5369553695 I did!

Wow.... My subconsciousness picked up on the ref before I did and bugged the hell out of me by getting the song stuck in my head.

Look at my horse

My horse is amazing

Give it a lick

“Blegh! Tastes just like raisins.”

One has to wonder, just how did it happen that Applejack was aware how Rainbow Dash tastes? Perhaps, Pinkie`s not the only one inclined to taste the rainbow?

Cabbage Merchant reference made me LOL. Even in Equestria he can't get a break. Also great story!

Oh, wow... that's... interesting......

Oh lordy, that was entertaining.

Wah... ?

I like the references lol 69 batches

The song Pinkie sang

"MY CABBAGES" - Avatar

This comic had me laughing from start to finish, not exactly what I was expecting and it was pretty awesome :D

This must be one of the funniest things I've ever read.

Auntie Pinky?  Please tell the story again.

I bet Applejack tasts just like fresh sundried apple chips and fresh cut apple wedges

twilight tasts like plumbs, dates, and rasbaries(that sounds good actualy)

fluttershy like camomeal tea, peaches and necterin with a little bit of honey

Rairty earl grey tea, with an aftertast of a fine aged brandy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0j6Bm1F4mo

HAHAHA laugh my ass off

>>5576955769

But skittles were invented only by making out with Rainbow Dash. Every time you eat a skittle, you're living Blu Scout's dream. Do it for him!

it was the spicy muffins that I'll never try. Sorry Derpy.

Oh god. This could easily be the prequel to Cupcakes.

Amazing, great job!

The Last Airbender references? AJ X Rainbow suggested? Associative property? This being the story of Pinkie's Cutie Mark? FREAKING AWESOME!

Holy flying fuck...I just got enlightened.Thank you!

Brilliant!!!

Hillarious-although Rainbow Dash might be in trouble with Applejack now for cheating.

Why do I always think of this story when I eat skittles now?

Oh wow. I really want to eat some skittles now... Love the irony behind it all.

Absolutly hilarious, excellent work.

Hilarious! Instant fave. also, nice Avatar reference.

How nice of Pinkie Pie to serve Rainbow Dash's body fluids to her friends... sharing is caring?

GIMME SOME SKITTLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll never be able to look at a Skittle without thinking of this...

Bwhahaha fantastic! Youmay have destroyed skittles for me but who cares! that's awesome.

Comedy gold!

I think the most interesting part was that Applejack started saying what they tasted like.

The muffin part kinda grossed me out, though.

Albeit, it's not actually sex they could be talking about here. Could just be an intense make-out session. The 69 batches thing probably made it even more suggestive, though.

Also, FACES!