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Fluttershy and Rarity getting high. Surprisingly an interesting read, and rather deep. I like how the two of them discuss matters while stoned and how these matters still have quite the amount of emotional wait to them. The friendship line that Fluttershy would still be there when Rarity got back from space was sweet.
Not sure if meta or philosophical... crap! I think I got a contact high.
FYI: Stonershy is canon:
Image: http://img.ponibooru.org/_images/e17b92d137e27388c494c8c0de873784/78989%20-%20bong%20edit%20fluttershy.png
Image: http://martialartsmoviejunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/jackie-chan-meme.jpg
I liked all of these, although I must say I liked this one the best. Something about it just felt right, but I am really not sure how to describe it beyond that. The second was also very amusing, although I am inclined to agree that the first one did not quite work. I think it might be because you showed a little too much for a proper noodle incident and did not have any really strange tidbits afterwards. It might help if you cut out everything after Fluttershy's house and then wrapped it up with a scene the next day where Fluttershy asks Pinkie how it went which results in a traumatic flashback due to something really weird like a noodle (you come up with something original, I am too lazy).
Chapter 1: Hah, quite funny. Poor Pinkie. I'm assuming she got flushed out of the cloud or something, though maybe I'm just missing an obvious joke or something. 
Chapter 2: I laughed so hard at this. It took me way too long to realize the significance of April 20, though. 
But seriously, this story was amazingly funny. But also sweet! Rarity and Fluttershy pouring out their souls was very touching, and good character examination and development. Once again, I find myself jealous of your creativity and talent, good sir. 
Chapter 3: The touching sweetness! It burns! 
No but really, another great story. Hurray for excellent character analysis and portrayal! 
Looking forward to the next chapter, and the inevitable Fluttershy awesomeness! 
This story be awesome mon... nuff said 
Image: file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Boss%20Man/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/Interneticalities/LOLOLOL%20being%20blown%20away%20by%20lolz.gif
Image: http://i.imgur.com/Hxq96.jpgNice to see a Stonershy that doesn't just turn into a generic teen movie.
Fluttershy nodded. "Yes, she said I had to be very careful that the space pony didn't see me, because if it did then it would probably want to touch my butt."
Fair enough on that point.
and I really don't think it wants to do anything to your butt.
Well you see Twi, that's where you'd be wrong.
You know, if I somehow ended up there... I'd probably pull the same thing.... with Fluttershy. The rest would clearly involve more, but just randomly show up, hug Fluttershy and walk out. It sounds like a plan.
SPOILERS:
Best HiE fic EVER. Hands down. It took me until almost the very end until I figured it out, VERY CLEVER! And oh God Pinkie has read too much clopfic. I wish I could thumb up this story again, but I already did for one of the previous "chapters." 
Why can't I thumb up this set of stories more than once? 
Although "Glancing around, Fluttershy slowly extricated one of her arms from the embrace..." Ponies don't have arms.
Also "When she'd completed her search and found nothing any more intimidating than a rabbit..." Rabbits are intimidating as hell. Especially Angel Bunny. 
Yes, but that's only because Angel's no ordinary rabbit! He has a viscous streak a mile wide! That thing's a killer! He has huge sharp... He can leap about... J-just look at the bones!!!
The upper portion of a horse's front leg is actually called the forearm, oddly enough.
Wasn't my intention to imply that they were going to do so. I'm not saying Fluttershy and Rarity have never made slow, gentle love to each other while under the influence of cannabis. Not saying they have either. I can neither confirm nor deny any rumors of pony lesbianism spurred on by the use of recreational mind-altering substances.
Angel awaits with big, nasty, pointy teeth.
I saw it just this morning, over by the forest! Oh it was just horrible Twilight, a great tall thin monster, like a tree!
Image: http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/24217818.jpgI saw it just this morning, over by the forest! Oh it was just horrible Twilight, a great tall thin monster, like a tree!
Space Ponies is a planetary resource and an achievement on Sins of a Solar Empire.
Their icon is an older generation pink earthpony wearing a fishbowl helmet.
Naturaly I always move my capital planet as near to the Space Ponies as possible.
I defend them with my Empire's life and have been stuck in hour long battles to keep them.
No one can have my Space Ponies.
By the will of the Advent...
They.
Are.
Mine.
Then twilight heard how fun it was to get stoned so she wanted to try it...
but I don't think she did it right
Image: http://blogs.sfweekly.com/exhibitionist/SC_49_MLPFiM-17_11_StoneSnailTwilight.jpgAlso ran across something interesting while looking up cockatrice stuff.
wiki: "... is a legendary creature, essentially a two-legged dragon with a rooster's head. "An ornament in the drama and poetry of the Elizabethans", Laurence Breiner described it. It featured prominently in English thought and myth for centuries..."
oh, now what was flutters run away chickens name again?
... that's an incredibly adorable image. I'm going to have to use that somewhere now.
"Fluttershy, Why... are you wearing your football helmet on your butt?"
"Rainbow Dash told me what gingering is."
"I swear to Celestia's sun dappled haunches I am going to murder that filly."
"... why does it feel so cold in here all of a sudden?"
Gingering is the term for horses, but the purpose behind it is related to animal behavior. For sapient ponies, I would imagine they would be more familiar with figging, which is the same thing but with both the animal husbandry and BDSM implications.
890 million dollars U.S. one equestria destination portal generating device
Spending a week trying to find a small cottage
Getting "assaulted" by a hyper pink pony demon after tripping and putting a hand accidntly on her butt.
Finding the cute yellow one
Hugging the cute yellow one and getting a consensual if confused hug back: Worth all of going through hell for 
Honestly, I was sort of describing myself, though it was intentionally vague enough to apply to just about any bearded human with glasses. I always thought ponies would find us pretty terrifying in appearance just because there's nothing in their experience that would prepare them for something that looks like a human. That's why we have to give them hugs so they aren't afraid of us anymore.
I was kind of playing with them a bit. They could be going out. Or just friends with benefits. Or maybe Rainbow's just willing to hump anything that moves.
And yeah, they are a bit mean here. Your mileage may vary, but Rainbow can be kind of a bitch, and Twilight isn't any slouch when it comes to snark. I was having some fun playing them off each other. Maybe it'll result in angry sex later on.
Angry sex + Twi = Lots-n-lots-o-fire... I hope she remembers to fireproof every thing around her... oh and Rainbow Dash to I guess
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I feel like I should recognize this Destroyer guy for some reason. Or maybe it's the kung pao chicken I just ate.
Image: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/shrug_Derpy_Hooves.png
doesn't feel like it fits here.)
...What.
No, Destroyer's not intended to be from or a reference to anything. I just had an idea for a scene where something arrives in Equestria unannounced from somewhere else in spectacular fashion and what the resulting fallout would be. Destroyer was cobbled together to fit that need. I have only the vaguest of notions about what he's about or what he's doing. This was mostly written so Twilight and Rainbow and Shining Armor could show up at the scene and be generally bewildered. I honestly have no idea why.
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