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  • E Black and White and Red All Over

    A journey made, a green eye caught, a quest begun, a treasure sought...
    18,405 words · 4,947 views  ·  396  ·  11
  • E Overture

    How Vinyl met that special somepony...
    1,713 words · 1,366 views  ·  124  ·  5
  • E Ponygeist: A Nightmare Night Tale

    During the annual Nightmare Night party,Pinkie spots a pony in an extremely convincing ghost costume
    3,239 words · 929 views  ·  50  ·  6
  • E The Crowded Library

    A collection of my stories from Thirty Minute Pony Stories,
    9,668 words · 228 views  ·  21  ·  2
  • E The Ballad of the Two Sisters

    Being alone can be terrible, especially once you've realised you are. Celestia has beeen cursed with this knowledge and it eats away at her. But as her sadness reaches its peak, she finds a friend at last. But this friendship is fated to end..
    7,182 words · 646 views  ·  38  ·  8
  • T The Adventure of Killstorm Deathhoof, The Totally Awesome Alicorn OC

    His name is Killstorm. Killstorm Deathhoof. And this is his totally awesome adventure.
    1,484 words · 458 views  ·  51  ·  18

Blog Posts10

  • 19w, 1d
    This greeted me this morning.

    2 comments · 94 views
  • 19w, 4d
    Oh CRAP it's hot.

    It's going to be in the mid-thirties all week. For the next two days, it's going to be thirty-five. For the  metrically challenged, that's  about ninety-seven fahrenheit.

    These  are days in which one is proud that someone stepped up to the plate and invented air-conditioning.

    My dog is not going to be a happy camper, and will likely be as pleased as I am of the existence of the A/C.

    Maybe I'll get myself some ice cream. Hot days are always better with ice cream. It's either that or seeing if I can get heat exhaustion again. Maybe I'll be lucky and the heat will birth a thunderstorm. I love a good thunderstorm; the more violent, the better. It's like rain with fireworks. Even my dog loves them. She yells at the thunder, thinking she's protecting me.

    So then. A week of doing as little as possible and giving thanks to cold air and ice cream.

    Summertime is here.

    2 comments · 42 views
  • 25w, 1d
    I've just seen the stupidest thing this month.

    The local school board has gone on strike. All of the teachers walked off the job. The reason for the strike essentially boils down to 'better support for the kids.'

    So, in essence they want to improve things for the students by refusing to teach them anything.


    2 comments · 79 views
  • 31w, 1d
    There's a little pink nose a-pokin' into my room.

    It's Daisy, sucking up.

    As usual.

    She pokes her head in periodically, in the hope that A) She'll get a walk, B) She'll get a snack or C) She 'll get both.

    And she can be quite insistent, hanging outside my door and giving pitieous whines under her breath, especially when she wants a walk. Well, I can't take her out, as it's raining cats and dogs (*COUGH*), so I decide to keep her occupied in another way by giving her a peice of what I'm snacking on.

    Wine gums.

    A wine gum, if you didn't  know, is essentially a dense ju-jube. She scarfs it up without a single thought, as dogs are wont to do, and the fun begins.

    As anyone who owns a dog can tell you, giving a dog peanut butter is pretty funny.

    Giving one a wine gum is hilarious.

    She bites right into it, immediately gumming her mouth shut. So she tries on her side teeth. No good; gummed up again.She shakes her head to loosen it to try again. At this point she's basically waging war on it with her face.

    She figures out what's going on and to be careful, so now she looks like an old lady trying to eat a sandwich as her dentures are falling out. She rolls the gum up and down left and right slowly but surely wearing it down for proper consumption. This takes over a minute as I'm quietly losing my shit.

    Finally, after a protracted battle with her gummy nemesis, she swallows it and licks her face clean.

    Then she looks to me for another one.

    Stupid dog.

    1 comments · 77 views
  • 31w, 2d
    Here's a thought to run through your cute pointy heads.

    Self-help means exactly that: dealing with a problem or issue on your own.

    So why would you need a book on the subject?

    1 comments · 54 views
  • ...

Spike has loved the beautiful and graceful Rarity with all of his young dragon heart from the moment he had first laid eyes on her. The problem was that Rarity barely noticed him. One day he decides to make his intentions known to her, only to find that she has her eye set on the handsome Baron Summersday and his quest may have already come to an end.

Meanwhile, Rarity — after the disastrous event of the Grand Galloping Gala — has been in contact with a stallion named Baron Summersday via mail, as the finale of the Gala prevented him from meeting her in person. After several missives between themselves, he invites her to his mansion for the weekend as an honored guest. Rarity sees this as the possibility of her dream of finding the one for her finally becoming a reality.

But is this really a dream, or a nightmare instead?

First Published
20th Jul 2012
Last Modified
20th Jul 2012

Yay its back! Not often I get to favorite a story twice!


What are you talking about? This is the first time I've ever...




You're not buying this, are you?

I thought this story sounded familiar, and seeing the name Summersday brought it all back. Great story. :twilightsmile:


Yes, I'm afraid I had somewhat of a snit and pulled it. Apologies to one and all. :facehoof:

I'm working on an extension to Sun and Mon as well, so when I repost it there'll be more to see.

>>941684 Never left. Inter-dimensional timey-wimey...thing.

It's now a year ago.




You're not buying that either, are you?

This story is absolutely fantastic. :pinkiehappy:

10/10, my good sir.:eeyup:


Second part really adds to it, doesn't it? And I never even planned to write it - it just hit me.

First Sparity story in days, and I've already read it. I could cry.

Well it's still a fantastic piece. You and your open ended endings.

I evidently missed it the first time, but I'm glad it's back.


YES you're reposting!  Er, I mean, posting, for the first time...ever.  

Time to read.

P.S. no apologies needed--there are things that get to everyone, you know?

>>941721Wibbly wobbly. Timey wimpy.


Yeah, kinda lost that sentence.

Well, I can hear you.

Not hear you exactly, but I know everything you're going to say.


Oliver, Oliver,

Never before has a boy asked for more,

Oliver, Oliver

Won't ask for more, when he knows what's in store,

I WONDER WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT!? Good story, btw. Fav and thumbs up.

Excellent, excellent, excellent, excellent!

So glad to see this back!!!!


Normally I'd give you a backhoof to the back of the head, but I suspect that your Avatar is the origional black and white version of Gigantor/Tetsujin 28-go, and as such you get a pass. THIS time!

Damn cliffhangers please we need more


Actually, I wrote this a year ago, and the Rarity chapter and epilogue about a month ago. I've already been featured there - a miscommunication had the person I sent the new link to think this was an update, so it was posted as one.

Seth has since fixed that, but my story was already in the update topic, so he it left there.

S'alright. Worked to my advantage anyway.

Didn't I already have this favorited? Nah! Couldn't be.


Wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey.

I covered that. :pinkiehappy:

*drops a note to Celestia*  Dear Princess Celestia, Baron Summersday has been toying with mares' hearts and just so happened to crush Rarity's dreams.  Here is a recording of her crying.

*the next day, Baron Summersday's mansion in mysteriously reduced to ash by a stray solar flare and as astronomer happens to spot the Baron on the Moon in a pile of bananas...*  :trollestia:

What happens next? please tell me!!:fluttercry:

I forgot about this story! :pinkiegasp:

FEED US MORE...Sparity fanfics please! :pinkiehappy::pinkiecrazy:

#34 · 118w, 5d ago · · · Spike ·



My very first story, too. It was originally one part, and then I added the second part and the epilogue.  

Over a year later. :rainbowlaugh:

>>1840881 The ending is nice. It leaves the ability for the reader to interpret the implications. Did they get together? Did they not wanna risk their friendship? How did the conversation go? It's nice.


And that was exactly the point - you know where this going, but where does it go next? :raritywink:

>>1841156 I've actually allowed my usual "Need solidification" nature slide for this fic, mostly because I love Sparity fics. :o

I thought of two words to describe Rarity, Drama Llama. :raritycry:

I do not write this to be cute or silly, just saying. :rainbowlaugh:

Spike why do you have a crush on a Drama Llama?:ajbemused:

Nice Spike/Rarity piece. Added to Twilight's Library.

Comment posted by SuperGiantRobot deleted at 4:13am on the 18th of July, 2013

Stories like this remind me why I'm quite fond of Sparity. Nice work.

Worst thing I've ever read.

>>2973218  This comment wouldn't be funny if you had a different username.

Meanwhile, Rarity - after the disastrous event of the Grand Galloping Gala - has been in contact

Em-dash (—) alt code 0151, not hyphen (-).


Never really saw the point to this whole 'em-dash' thing, myself, seems like over-complicating things for the sake of it. :ajbemused: At the end of the day, a dash is a dash. Unless it's a Dash. :rainbowlaugh:


There's a very distinct difference between the two. A hyphen is used to put two words together (i.e. hard-working, long-running, rainbow-maned, etc. Em-dash is to replace pretty much everything—commas, semicolons, ellipsis', etc—when necessary. It is so significant that it could be the difference between getting featured on EqD and not getting featured there.

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