I'm debating reading this just because of how priceless that title is. And I hate shipping.

That title...

Sweet. You finally posted it! I'm loving what I'm reading so far and can't wait for the rest.

Finally a story with RD in it that doesn't end that she's lesbian... Still fucked my mind a little, anyway...

I've been looking forward to this for a long time, and it did not disappoint.

confusing with that ending. will there be more?

I really don't see why any pony would have a problem with them dating.

I also don't like Rarity making Big Mac seem like a thing, and she really seems to be kinda repugnant in her attitude. Honestly, Pinkie's reaction was the only normal one... okay, AJ's reaction is reasonable, but Twilight seems to go off the deep end rather quickly, and Fluttershy.... just

I also don't think Big Mac is any real prize, since (as of season 2 anyway) there are plenty of stallions in Ponyville that are the same size and build as Big Mac.

I'm not sure about this one, but I'll keep an eye on it.

Now time for some positive feedback!!! Good start, like your writing style, Pinkie is insane, was hoping you would have a little more of the title characters in this chapter but they're will be more just for that (right?).  With Twilight thinking it was all about the sex all I could think was "Damn Twilight, little presumptuous huh!".  This story is looking to be very entertaining.  Keep it up!

...i can't even come up with an *EPIC GENTLMAN* saying that'll describe my reacton to this. and that's never happened before.

Dude! Been looking forward to this!

And Twilight is starting to seem a little irrational already. Can't wait to see how this turns out.

I'm glad you didn't decide to make this a oneshot.

>>931984931984 It actually has less shipping than I anticipated. It's not as gooey romance as you may believe it to be. After all, I want this story readable to everyone.

>>932010932010 That is a long title indeed.

>>932081932081 Thank you. It'll be a long journey, I assure you.

>>932086932086 Hard to tell if that's a positive or negative shrug. You faved it though so I'll assume it's positive.

>>932138932138 You're kind of late to the party. Straight RD ships have become a bit more common now. And I've been helping.

>>932155932155 I'm glad it didn't. I was actually a bit nervous about this one all day.

>>932173932173 Of course there will be more.

>>932250932250 Is something the matter? I'm not being sarcastic or anything.

>>932405932405 I wouldn't either, but that'd make for a boring read. And each of the mane six have a reason for their behavior, as you'll soon learn. And I'd believe that Mac is still a sought after stallion for his reclusiveness. Not that I'd ignore the other males either, they're going to have some time in the light as well.

>>932718932718 >>932728932728 >>932816932816 Thank you all. I can only hope to promise and deliver, and that you'll all like it.

Keep writing.

>>933084933084

No, you misunderstand. That title is amazing

>>933084933084 You're welcome, dude. Can't wait to see how Fluttershy reacts.

Ha ha, maybe this will be the return of new Fluttershy. Rainbow stole her man.

>>933282933282

HOLY SHIT GET TO THE SHITSTORM SHELTER!!

It hasn't happened yet.

Oh...well, better safe than sorry, Imm'a stockpile the shelter. Don't want to be caught in the path of a Flutterbitch.

*Sees notification*

*Sees Title*

*Sips water*

"This is going to be fun."

     -Delta-

>>933084933084 lol no, when I was reading, and i read everypony's reactions, I just thought of that gif xD.

You sir own the best fan fic title to ever be submitted to this website.

>>933479933479 I thought it was better to keep it simple than something cryptic for something that wasn't at all serious.

What happened to Change of Pace? But damn man I have been following you since your stuff on fanfiction and it's great! I am very excited for this fic because I love MacDash (opposites attract). Will jealousy be a central theme in the fiction? Because that is what it seems to be

Thumbed, faved, tracked. Do not disappoint me.

Honestly, I prefer Fluttershy/Big Macintosh.

But that did not stop me from laughing at this story.

Anyway, you've got my attention.  This is definitely one of my favorite pairings.

AHHH!!!! I NEED A SEQUEL!!!

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A few inconsinstencies and fanon cliches but since they're played for laughs, it's fine.

Meinos Kaen

Ah can accept that my best friend is doin’ mah brother when Ah’m…not…lookin’…

Because watching your brother having sex is so natural and healthy, Applejack.

>>935131935131 It's funny because it's true!  Or is it...?

"have a nice long, detailed, and heavy…” her voice began to drag as she listed, “…er, conversation! …with her…”

I see what you did there

“The day I buy clothes from you is the day you were plaid.”

Mmm... More kindling for the fires of the MacXDash revolution. This pleases me.

In all seriousness, I'm glad to see straight Rainbow becoming a bit more common. Lesbo RD is cool, but overdone imo. I'll keep an eye on this. I'm expecting something awesome!

I................LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!1!!!!11!1 THE BEST SHIPPING EVER!!!!

>>933084933084 Next chapter ?

>>937583937583

I, for one, welcome our MacXDash overlords.

Big Mac...your calm facade will be put to the test.

A perfect example of a no-win situation.

Taste the Rainbow

I'd actually sort of feel sorry for Mac if I wasn't spending all my time laughing at these sex-obsessed (or whatever) mares.

Real Life, of course, is nothing like that.  Nothing at all.  Not in the least.  Never.

Oh dear. See this is what you get for lying Rainbow Dash.

PInkie sees all!

Though that is kinda of disturbing as it means she has been watching them do it. Creepy.

MOAR!! MOAR!! MOAR!! MOAR!! MOAR!!

This is why you don't lie!  You have to work harder to keep the lie consistent.  With how obsessed with Twilight is though I'm beginning to think she really does need a good roll in the hay.

Twilight needs to get laid.

Why is everypony doing other people's business? I mean, if one of my friend is "bucking" another of my friend, i wouldn't give a single fuck about it, i'll just say: "Ok, but, who cares?"

By the way, Pinkie is starting to give me creeps...

I'm laughing like a moron and at the same time i feel ashamed while reading this. LOL!

Hey, maybe that list of bachelor stallions will come in handy for Twilight at some point.

You're in for it now Mac, since Dash dashed away they are probably coming for you next.

Considering the 4th wall breaks it is possible that Pinkie just read that from the story that they were dating (plus all associated info) rather than having to watch in person.

this'll end well.

*EPIC GENTLMAN SARCASM*

>>951805951805 I agree. Pinkie just read the story that's all.

Lucky Big Mac. Getting to Taste the Rainbow.

Referring to @$%&ing as "bucking"...

That makes Applejack's job sound very... odd.

>>952665952665

I agree with you.

So is this an unofficial sequel to "Fun"? Whats happened to Change of Pace? Eh, i still get more MacxDash to read so I'm fine with it... laughing through most of this story

then delicately sipped from it before spitting it all out, right at Rarity.

“WHAT?!”

“AHHHH!!!” Rarity screamed, “It’s still hot!”

Rarity, DAT BUCKING BITCH!

Taste the rainbow!

>>943485943485 *Puts glasses on* Oh now I can see what that text says!

>>949988949988

Hell has no fury like a Jealous mare...or Twilight out to get info.

Fluttershy walked to the door, “I’m going to confess my feelings to Rainbow Dash!”

...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

TAKE THAT EVERYONE WHO THOUGHT FLUTTERMAC!

This just gets better!

oh dear... mayor pileup of troubles coming your way &

>>932405932405

Well it's not just about his size and health and such, as these are more sentient ponies, he has other qualities to take into account. And not many straight girls will turn down a guy who's handsome, extremely helpful, hard working, modest, caring and borderline mute.

“I’m going to confess my feelings to Rainbow Dash!” That freaked me out. Fu...

Oh my gosh what's happening to Ponyville!?!?  Do you know Big Mac?!?! Nnope!

“I’m going to confess my feelings to Rainbow Dash!”

This is gonna be great!

fffff- I saw that ending coming

ARGH! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

I thought Twilight was supposed to be smart, but she keeps... erm, incorrecting Dashie on her sentence structure. *Sighs* Sorry, had to get that off my chest. 'Course, I'm probably wrong about the whole sentence structure thing, but if I'm not I assume that this Twilight's not remotely as intelligent as she thinks she is. *Browses* And she didn't correct Dashie when she actually needed to be corrected...

So... her disgusted "How could you" at the start was less "How could you steel(Steal? I always forget) the stalion I love" and more akin to "How dare you be in a relationship with someone when I love you even though I've never made an effort to alert anyone of this fact"? Wow. Creepy Fluttershy. CUTIE MARK ULTIMATE HAVOC-WREAKING HELLSPAWN YAY! When will they learn?

Don't get me wrong, it's a great story but I'm a lesser grammar nazi and the brother of a grammar nazi so I personally go berserk when others mis-correct the "Someone and I/me" thing. Once again, I could easily be wrong or Twilight could be a overconfident fool in this story. The latter seems likely considering her actions up 'till now.

Might be a typo:  “Hmm. Maybe. Ah did lick her once,” Rainbow Dash stared, “Discord made me do it.”  Based on the lines before and after that, should this line have been spoken by Macintosh?

Thumbs up, totally favorited, and hoping for an epilogue!  Or five.

Wait what? Ha,ha, Fluttershy, not what I expected, what a twist!

Fluttershy AND Twilight love Rainbow Dash?!?!?

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Saw that ending. Keep it up sir!

U jelly?

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>>10173871017387

I'm quite certain that it's just Fluttershy.

Twilight's just being Twilight: Thinking of unquantifiable things such as Love as a fomula and is trying to figure out how an oddity like RD and Big Mac can be. At least, at first it seemed that way. Now it seems as though she's concerned about whether or not RD and Mac are just in it for the sex.

haha oh fluttershy

>“Well, ain’t that nice o’ ya’ll,” she handed him a leftover apple dumpling, “Care for a bite?”

May the gods of the southern dialect have mercy on your soul.

>>10158621015862 Someone's gotta provide it.

>>10158921015892 Twilight doesn't stop until she's learned everything.

>>10159261015926 >>10159761015976 >>10160281016028 >>10162001016200 >>10169551016955 >>10178811017881 >>10210041021004

I figured some of my readers wouldn't know how to take this. It could just be the aversion to Fluttermac that caught y'all off guard. (better Bronius Maximus?)

>>10159351015935 >>10159531015953 >>10159941015994 >>10160481016048 Things will only get crazy. It isn't titled Big Macintosh and Rainbow Dash are Dating and Everypony Freaks Out for nothing.

>>10159531015953 Frankly, I can see Big Mac with all of the Mane 6 minus Applejack, because of how easy it is to write his personality to visualize a trait. However, I pair him with Rainbow Dash for reasons that I believe are better. Not to undermine other ships, I just get behind MacDash better.

>>10163901016390 Looking at that link now, I feel embarrassed to make that novice mistake. I'll fix it soon, but I wouldn't condone giving out writing advice when you can't figure out which 'steal/steel' is the proper spelling. No offense.

>>10163911016391 That's a tendency of mine. I get tired of going he/she/they said/pronounced/stated/explained in every line, so I try to mix it up. I input reactions of other characters while the character is talking to mix it up, and to maximize comedy. Her face when he said that, I giggle imagining it.

>>10204691020469 She's doing both. One assumption led to her motive, but she's still going strong.

>>10221121022112 I think they'll forgive the long lost descendant of Tonatiuhl and Ix Chen, but I'll fix it soon.

Thanks to everyone for reading so far. I'll probably update Sunday. Probably. And when I say probably, I mean 'try to write and beta read everything so that I can'. That second Probably sounds weird now.

Keep writing.

That Airplane reference, I got it.

Great story

Is this fanfic dead?

This well be me ( WHY YOU GUYS GO OVER CARZY OVER FOR LOVE OR DATING FOR THE LOVE OF CELESTIA. LAEVEN THEM ALONE. AND YOU TWI WHAT FRD GO AROUD CARZY TO FIND OUT WHAT MAKE THEM SO IN LOVE FOR THE LOVE OF LUNA!!! )

so that what i'll say.

apple sauce :p

*jaw hits floor*

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did not see that comin..........

I love how the title tells like half the story

Hah, not really. They got knocked out.

And nothing sexual happened

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Faved for... wel... macindash of course

Finally someone else than me who think RD is straight! i mean, what canon proof do we have (exept the 2 seconds of erect wings in "you got to share, you got to care" by pikie pie)? I always imagine that RD would either pick a wonderbolt (likely soarin) or big mac

Wel, better get back to reading it.

Straight rainbow dash well that's rare

Well, looks like Sweetie Belle isn't just a good singer.

And Spike, why are you so right about things?

Tank should be a guidance counselor.

But lol when did pretty much the entire mare population of ponyville and the C&C swap places in causing and preventing chaos?

No one ever really listens to Pinkie.

That last line made me lose it.

>>13945691394569 Subtlety at it's finest.

>>13945921394592 The signs of success.

>>13947191394719 >>13947351394735 it's been getting more common. I have a whole group with MacDash. Check it out.

>>13949981394998 Tank definitely didn't get that from Rainbow Dash. Nope. Also what's C&C?

>>13955661395566 That pony knows little of what she's talking about.

>>13961101396110 Memes are funny.

12 hours and only 8 or so comments. Well, I did update last night, and the email system has been disabled so...

Nah I'll just keep on waiting for feedback.

Thanks to this fic, I kinda realize Ponyville is one of the most boring place to live in fiction. When it comes to Mac and Dash, it's like the entire town has absolutely nothing better to do with their free time. I'd actually like to see this scene.

Pony A: "You hear Rainbow Dash and Big Mac are dating? It's so unexpected and I have feelings for (insert one of their names here). It's not fair!"

Pony B: "I don't give a flying fuck. Please go away."

*Pony B walks off to find something better to do, maybe silently preying that Discord gets free and breaks the monotony of daily life in Ponyville.*

>>13972571397257Sorry ment CMC

>>13955661395566 True and Tank you such a dog!

>>13972571397257

The ammounth of comments doesn't matter. The ammounth of green thumbs and stared does matter, and you have a LOT of them

Congratulations. now, kill them both in a horrible way

Got ya good there, didn't i

Damn horny mares. . . Why can't you leave RD and Big Mac alone twilight, can't you see their relationship is sincere?

Love how you incorporate background characters (Caramel, Blues, Berry Punch, etc.).

Seeing as the CMCs are involving themselves into Big Mac's love life, this story may turn into a hilarious comedy of jumping to conclusions, misinterpretations, and wild accusations.

And I will enjoy every minute of it.

And as much as she’d like the fantasy of being in a polygamous relationship with the two of them, she knew Rainbow Dash wouldn’t go for it.

Awwwww, why not?

“It’s actually just copied and pasted from the other fic that has no continuity connected to this one,”

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and also: first

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Books like Daring Do, Amazon Adventures, that one castle series

Are you referencing the show castle, or are you just spouting names

GERONIMO!!!

Owlowiscious is scary.