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WALL OF TEXT.
WALL OF TEXT.

Well this is just pleasant.

> After 21 minutes, you carefully lower the temperature of the pot to a low boil. You add some seasonings, and go watch TV for another 34 minutes as the stew simmers. Eventually, the smell entices you to the point that you can’t stand it anymore.

That's not how you cook game meat, OP is terrible chef.

Eh...it could be better...much better. :applejackunsure:

...F@CK MY MORBID CURIOSITY!!!!!

WHY THE FUCK, MAN? I'm not reading that, nor is anyone else, I hope. Making a porno like this makes me want to sigh and point to here.

Okay I don't like Rarity very much either but OH MY SWEET CELESTIAS MANE WHAT THE HECK IS THIS !?!?!?!?!:raritydespair::raritycry:

931939
Yeah, yeah I am

.932036
Sadly, it's not a porno. Honestly, not all that gory either. I just figured people have weak stomachs so I tossed it under mature.

932121 Nigs please, I fucking LAUGHED reading Cupcakes and Sweet Apple Massacre. What makes you think this is what's going to me wretch?

932141
Absolutely nothing. Like I said, it's not supposed to gross you out, just get a chuckle or two. As long as it accomplished that, I'm happy.

Eww, Pepsi!

932152 If you want some laughs, trust me, don't be afraid to go way over the top. if you want some inspiration to help you, watch the film Antichrist by Lars von Trier (or if you don't want to sit through the hour-long therapy-laden beginning, watch the last half hour or so. Crazy fucking shit right there).

Haha, it was good for a laugh :rainbowlaugh:

I don't think it deserves all those red thumbs, but it could be a lot better, for sure.

And as I said the other day, this is why we can't have nice things.

932336

In what capacity? Rarity is afraid, and in pain. Why does her suffering make a joke? It is not rational.

932404
I'm not sure. The content is obviously not funny, Rarity's situation is horrific... Maybe I'm just laughing as a kind of mental barrier. If you don't take it seriously, it can't bother you, right? :twilightblush:

Although I should probably mention that gore fics don't bother me much anyway. Cupcakes was just stupid and Sweet Apple Massacre made me laugh for some reason. Cheerilee's Garden was pretty disturbing though.

932404
It's the absurdity. You watch the show, and don't ever see anything vile or despicable like this happening. The simple pleasure you get from cutting apart and mutilating a very nice, pure creature such as Rarity is so unexpected. It shouldn't happen. A rational person would reject it. But for some reason, it strikes a humor chord with people. You ever see someone trip on the sidewalk and laugh? Or see someone skateboarding and crush their nads? It's the same principal, basically. Logically, it shouldn't be funny. Morally, it shouldn't be funny. Ethically, it shouldn't be funny. But some people find it funny. It's unexpected, it's absurd. You can take it to heart and get offended, saddened, disgusted. Or you can laugh it off, effectively diffusing the situation.

OP is terrible person. <3 :pinkiecrazy:

edit: <3 <3 <3 Clearly you missed it the first time >:<

edit2: Faved and Disliked <3

edit3: wait can't fav :(

edit5: faved

edit6: Fuck four

932771

Ah, disgusted but only because the pony writer community has encountered a glut of such, offensive on many levels, from rape to gore and various permutations and combinations thereof. Beyond that I can't laugh because it's not funny. It's not, as you say, like someone tripping or having a bike accident. That's quick, punchy, unexpected. This is premeditated. And long-lasting.Presumably there will be more. I take meta-stock of something before I can unleash a nervous laugh. Motivation matters.

932466

I was just stunned by Cheerilee's garden. Mostly because I care about the schoolfoals. I wasn't disgusted, it was too over-the-top. But I didn't laugh because... that was almost a sign of mental illnness. No one could possibly be so dedicated to trolling that they put down that much time, effort and thought. It's just... disturbing on a more visceral level.

I laughed at the MST though. Having someone take the air out of bad gore by pointing out the tropes pushes past the absurdity event horizon.

Oooh Ooh! Can I join the overeaction train? <img src="http://i.imgur.com/Bt0jB.gif"/>

Oooh Ooh! Can I join the overeaction train? i.imgur.com/Bt0jB.gif

I down voted this because you dont know how to cook

Too much WALL OF TEXT!

I know this was a speed challenge, but without proper spacing of thoughts this is well-nigh unreadable.

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