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As sunset falls over Sweet Apple Acres, two predators arrive in search for food. It is Friday night after all, and not just anything will do. But having a diet include pastel colored ponies, may make it hard to maintain a decent relationship with your food. Even more so when the prey in question take out the cider, and you just can't help getting invested in their lives and drunken antics.

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BAHAHAHA THAT ENDING

Oh gosh, that mosquito anatomy....

Nicely done, nicely done.

Good Lord, that bugsex was HOT!!

Being a nerd, scientific descriptions and processes really turn me on. All that taxonomy on my mind, those nice, big words entering my brain... The knowledge!

I learned so hard.

did I just read about two mosquito's having sex?

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Oh, thank you :heart:

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Ack, how did you find out about this story! :pinkiecrazy:

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Learngasm? Nerdgasm? That's big throbbing knowledge ready to enter your body.

Comment posted by Zephirdd deleted Dec 11th, 2012

Hahah. Wow. This was very entertaining through and through. :pinkiehappy:

And you said you didn't write fanfics. :trixieshiftright:

Great job, have a moustache! :moustache:

10/10 would clop again

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Thank you! :heart:
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Well, I didn't :3 And thank you, I trust this will impress the ladies!
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Um, thanks ;D

Hurray Appledash! ... I think! ... I'm still not entirely sure what I just read! :twilightoops:

Divvy, you are now a confirmed clopper. Seems like Gary actually tells the truth sometimes. I trusted you :pinkiegasp:

What has... just happened? :coolphoto:

That was hilarious and not at all what I expected. :rainbowlaugh:

I had some serious pondering to do to decide in which folder in my AppleDash group this should go

You do write some confusing stuff :pinkiehappy:

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But it was Appledash all the same, and everypony loves Appledash \o/
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You never trusted me! :raritydespair:
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I don't know, but thank you for reading! :heart:
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Haha, I can't help you with that, but thank you for adding it! And letting me know of the existence of that group :3 I could always use some more Appledash fics:heart:

I celebrate you, and your intriguing piece of writing here.

And may I part with a hearty chuckle.

That was awesome.

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Wow, thank you for those nice words:rainbowkiss:

All joking aside, I thought this story was really funny.

I knew Pinkie will kill them XD (the mosquitos) :rainbowlaugh:

Wow. This was...weird. :rainbowhuh: Two mosquitoes decide to get drunk on alcoholic pony blood and enjoy watching the drunk antics of Applejack and Rainbow Dash. You don't read a story like that every day. :duck:

I found all of the scientific and mosquito terms to be...quite confusing. This was what I was thinking when I read them: :rainbowderp:. As much as I hate to admit it, I don't have nearly enough intelligence to be able to understand all that mumbo-jumbo. But seriously, this part in particular near the end was really entertaining to read:

...the mosquitoes' hearts started beating faster; both now on the brink of climax. To finish the deed, Urticaria lifted a trembling cranial antebrachium towards her partner'sā€”

SWAT!

:rainbowlaugh:

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