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#1 · 236w, 22h ago · 2 · ·

Excuse me while I go and make an old lady deaf with my laughter.

#2 · 236w, 22h ago · 1 · ·

I must read this, for the lolz have spoken.

Edit: Dear God, you actually made me laugh :rainbowlaugh: Applejack putting the whole situation in her own words was by far the funniest thing I have read in this fic.

#3 · 236w, 22h ago · · ·

First reaction:

This is rated teen?

I'm putting it on my read later list.

We'll see.

#4 · 236w, 22h ago · · ·

I think I've read this before in fanfiction.net, I loved this story :)

#5 · 236w, 22h ago · · ·

:rainbowlaugh: omg it has been a really long time since a fic has actually made me laugh in all of its length. You my good sir have a really good sense of humor ^^

#6 · 236w, 22h ago · 1 · ·

>>923018 Yeah, I thought I'd seen this before too. Still incredibly funny, especially the throwaway lines (Twilight makes home videos with the princess? Home videos of that kind? :pinkiegasp:)

#7 · 236w, 22h ago · 1 · ·

This is one of my favorite equestria daily FICs of all time. Glad to see it here.

#9 · 236w, 22h ago · · ·

Oh god, I remember this. Fucking hilarious.

#11 · 236w, 22h ago · · ·

Ponyville was fucked.

As soon as I got to that part I was like ''Oh god,  this is going to be great!''.:rainbowlaugh:

#12 · 236w, 22h ago · · ·

ALL THE LOLS, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

#13 · 236w, 22h ago · · ·

Wat. :rainbowhuh:

a funny little read

#14 · 236w, 22h ago · · ·

:rainbowlaugh:BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

#15 · 236w, 21h ago · · ·

I read this like once a week, it's that good. :pinkiehappy:

#16 · 236w, 21h ago · · ·

I remember this one from equestria daily it was funny then and it is funny now.

#17 · 236w, 21h ago · · ·

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#18 · 236w, 21h ago · · ·

If i could of, I would be ROFLing, but I don't have room. All of my lols sir, all of my lols.

#19 · 236w, 21h ago · · ·

Remembered seeing this on Equestria Daily last year. I'll read it again.

#20 · 236w, 21h ago · · ·

This! This! Oh holy buck THIS! Porno without porno, naughty implications, gratuitous Flutterplot, DP, gag reflex, pony hell... :pinkiehappy::rainbowlaugh::ajsmug::moustache::facehoof::raritywink::fluttershysad:

:flutterrage:

#21 · 236w, 21h ago · · ·

"You guys were watching porn without me!  I'm insulted!" Best... Line... Ever. :rainbowlaugh:

#22 · 236w, 21h ago · · ·

Oh... my... dear...

MY LUNGS! THEY BURN FROM LAUGHING TOO DANG HARD!

#23 · 236w, 21h ago · · ·

"... well... I dabbled in acting before I found my true calling, and I may have done a few films that I'm not... particularly proud of..."

You heard her Spike. Go get those pornos!

And as for you, author, have a :moustache:

#24 · 236w, 21h ago · · ·

:rainbowlaugh: holy sh**t i cant stop laughing awesome job of comedy :pinkiehappy:

#25 · 236w, 21h ago · · ·

:rainbowlaugh: Rainbow would :rainbowlaugh:

#26 · 236w, 21h ago · · ·

I started reading and planned to comment on the funiest bits plot it was too damned funny :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

#27 · 236w, 20h ago · · ·

First reaction::rainbowhuh::rainbowderp:

Second one::twilightoops::twilightblush:

Third::rainbowkiss::pinkiehappy:

And finally::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Oh the awesomeness XD

Bronydragon:moustache:

#28 · 236w, 20h ago · 1 · ·

Incredibly funny. I lol'd lots. :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh:

But then I had a moment of Fridge Horror over this line:

"... well... I dabbled in acting before I found my true calling, and I may have done a few films that I'm not... particularly proud of..."

Wait... Rarity did a porno prior to getting her Cutie Mark? :rainbowhuh:


(Wait for it...)


Sweet Celestia, there's CP of Rarity!!!!! :raritydespair:  :raritydespair: :raritydespair: :raritydespair: :raritydespair: :raritydespair:

    

#29 · 236w, 20h ago · · ·

I've had this in my google docs for ages, I'm not entirely sure how or why. Nice to see it finally on the site, though.

#30 · 236w, 20h ago · · ·

"Look, what Princess Celestia and I happen to do when alone is between us and her video camera and not available for public consumption.  I mean, my personal life is not on trial here!"

:rainbowlaugh:

I laughed. A lot. And loudly.

This could use a sequel...

#31 · 236w, 20h ago · · ·

Fluttershy's a Pornstar

rated teen

wut.

#33 · 236w, 20h ago · · ·

This finally shows up on FIMFiction! Insta-thumbs-up, insta-faved.

I love the humour throughout. My favourite part was Pinkie pretending to be Fluttershy with an "uncanny imitation" of her voice, and Spike playing the unscrupulous film producer. Also extra points for the mental image of Fluttershy performing seppuku with a carrot.

Reactions from all the ponies were great; Applejack was almost eerily in-character, I can totally see Pinkie liking the music, and Rainbow showing up out of nowhere to offer expert porn advice was brilliant.

I was introduced to this story through a dramatic reading on YouTube - I highly recommend it.

#34 · 236w, 20h ago · · ·

I was okay with the porno Fluttershy, but the tail extensions are what crossed the line.

#35 · 236w, 20h ago · · ·

"You seriously think she cashed in her candy cooter for cold coinage?"

fucking LOL :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

#36 · 236w, 19h ago · · ·

You know why I like this fic so much? Not just because it's one of the funniest ponyfics written, but because there are no regrettable scenes. Yes there is innuendo and shipteases, but nothing that gartuitously goes beyond "rule of funny".

#37 · 236w, 19h ago · · ·

I remember reading this a while back:twilightsheepish::twilightsmile:

Still as fun to read now as it was back then:rainbowlaugh:

ps. delicious alliteration:pinkiehappy:

#38 · 236w, 19h ago · · ·

I shouldn't have laughed at this, but I did. Several times. Fairly hard. (Pun not intended.)

It's concise, it's precise, and it gets a few good laughs out of an extremely awkward situation. It accomplishes what it sets out to do, quickly and cleanly, and is actually a decent read for a short-fic. Bravo!

- Christian 'Sick Pleasures' Harisay

#39 · 236w, 19h ago · · ·

I mean, maybe Rarity, and I'd be surprised if Dash hasn't, and I could see maybe you, but Fluttershy? :rainbowlaugh::rainbowderp:

#40 · 236w, 19h ago · · ·

Still as funny the second time I read it :rainbowlaugh: Are you planning on putting up the rest of them (particulrity Estrus. That one and Do You Really Want To Know? made me laugh sooooooo hard)?

#41 · 236w, 19h ago · · ·

HA! HAHAHAHA!

#42 · 236w, 19h ago · · ·

"Spike, who had seen some of the reading material under Twilight's bed, simply nodded sagely." :rainbowlaugh:

#43 · 236w, 19h ago · · ·

I read this at 4 AM... I lol'd pretty hard, hard enough to wake up my mother. Good thing she doesn't know english! :rainbowlaugh:

#44 · 236w, 19h ago · · ·

>>923427

And for added alliterative appeal, there's this:

Either somepony is presenting pictures of her posterior to peddle pony pornography without permission, or Fluttershy's a pornstar.

:rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh:

#45 · 236w, 19h ago · · ·

THIS HAS PLEASED MORBO!!!

#46 · 236w, 17h ago · · ·

Heh, for a moment there I expected Fluffershy to be Fluttershy's pervy sister, but this works too.  Very funny stuff, man. :yay:

#47 · 236w, 17h ago · · ·

Da Fuq

#48 · 236w, 17h ago · · ·

I approve of this story. And so do the Bio-Mechanical Technicolored Equines that are watching you.

Earned: :moustache: :moustache: :moustache:

#49 · 236w, 16h ago · · ·

When I first saw this, I thought it was going to be something similar to that one episode of Friends with Phoebe being mistaken for Ursula, who used Phoebe as her porn star name.

I'm glad this was quite a bit more original than that.

#50 · 236w, 16h ago · · ·

It never explained why Spike was so quiet... or had him talk again. Would of added so much humor.

Fucking hilarious as hell all the same.

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