Excuse me while I go and make an old lady deaf with my laughter.

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I must read this, for the lolz have spoken.

Edit: Dear God, you actually made me laugh Applejack putting the whole situation in her own words was by far the funniest thing I have read in this fic.

First reaction:

This is rated teen?

I'm putting it on my read later list.

We'll see.

I think I've read this before in fanfiction.net, I loved this story :)

omg it has been a really long time since a fic has actually made me laugh in all of its length. You my good sir have a really good sense of humor ^^

>>923018923018 Yeah, I thought I'd seen this before too. Still incredibly funny, especially the throwaway lines (Twilight makes home videos with the princess? Home videos of that kind? )

This is one of my favorite equestria daily FICs of all time. Glad to see it here.

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Will now proceed to laugh like an idiot.

Oh god, I remember this. Fucking hilarious.

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Ponyville was fucked.

As soon as I got to that part I was like ''Oh god,  this is going to be great!''.

ALL THE LOLS, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!!

Wat.

a funny little read

BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I read this like once a week, it's that good.

I remember this one from equestria daily it was funny then and it is funny now.

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If i could of, I would be ROFLing, but I don't have room. All of my lols sir, all of my lols.

Remembered seeing this on Equestria Daily last year. I'll read it again.

This! This! Oh holy buck THIS! Porno without porno, naughty implications, gratuitous Flutterplot, DP, gag reflex, pony hell...

"You guys were watching porn without me!  I'm insulted!" Best... Line... Ever.

Oh... my... dear...

MY LUNGS! THEY BURN FROM LAUGHING TOO DANG HARD!

"... well... I dabbled in acting before I found my true calling, and I may have done a few films that I'm not... particularly proud of..."

You heard her Spike. Go get those pornos!

And as for you, author, have a

holy sh**t i cant stop laughing awesome job of comedy

Rainbow would

I started reading and planned to comment on the funiest bits plot it was too damned funny

First reaction:

Second one:

Third:

And finally:

Oh the awesomeness XD

Bronydragon

Incredibly funny. I lol'd lots.

But then I had a moment of Fridge Horror over this line:

"... well... I dabbled in acting before I found my true calling, and I may have done a few films that I'm not... particularly proud of..."

Wait... Rarity did a porno prior to getting her Cutie Mark?

(Wait for it...)

Sweet Celestia, there's CP of Rarity!!!!!   

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I've had this in my google docs for ages, I'm not entirely sure how or why. Nice to see it finally on the site, though.

"Look, what Princess Celestia and I happen to do when alone is between us and her video camera and not available for public consumption.  I mean, my personal life is not on trial here!"

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I laughed. A lot. And loudly.

This could use a sequel...

Fluttershy's a Pornstar

rated teen

wut.

This is relevant.

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This finally shows up on FIMFiction! Insta-thumbs-up, insta-faved.

I love the humour throughout. My favourite part was Pinkie pretending to be Fluttershy with an "uncanny imitation" of her voice, and Spike playing the unscrupulous film producer. Also extra points for the mental image of Fluttershy performing seppuku with a carrot.

Reactions from all the ponies were great; Applejack was almost eerily in-character, I can totally see Pinkie liking the music, and Rainbow showing up out of nowhere to offer expert porn advice was brilliant.

I was introduced to this story through a dramatic reading on YouTube - I highly recommend it.

I was okay with the porno Fluttershy, but the tail extensions are what crossed the line.

"You seriously think she cashed in her candy cooter for cold coinage?"

fucking LOL

You know why I like this fic so much? Not just because it's one of the funniest ponyfics written, but because there are no regrettable scenes. Yes there is innuendo and shipteases, but nothing that gartuitously goes beyond "rule of funny".

I remember reading this a while back

Still as fun to read now as it was back then

ps. delicious alliteration

I shouldn't have laughed at this, but I did. Several times. Fairly hard. (Pun not intended.)

It's concise, it's precise, and it gets a few good laughs out of an extremely awkward situation. It accomplishes what it sets out to do, quickly and cleanly, and is actually a decent read for a short-fic. Bravo!

- Christian 'Sick Pleasures' Harisay

I mean, maybe Rarity, and I'd be surprised if Dash hasn't, and I could see maybe you, but Fluttershy?

Still as funny the second time I read it Are you planning on putting up the rest of them (particulrity Estrus. That one and Do You Really Want To Know? made me laugh sooooooo hard)?

HA! HAHAHAHA!

"Spike, who had seen some of the reading material under Twilight's bed, simply nodded sagely."

I read this at 4 AM... I lol'd pretty hard, hard enough to wake up my mother. Good thing she doesn't know english!

>>923427923427

And for added alliterative appeal, there's this:

Either somepony is presenting pictures of her posterior to peddle pony pornography without permission, or Fluttershy's a pornstar.

THIS HAS PLEASED MORBO!!!

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Heh, for a moment there I expected Fluffershy to be Fluttershy's pervy sister, but this works too.  Very funny stuff, man.

Da Fuq

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I approve of this story. And so do the Bio-Mechanical Technicolored Equines that are watching you.

Earned:

When I first saw this, I thought it was going to be something similar to that one episode of Friends with Phoebe being mistaken for Ursula, who used Phoebe as her porn star name.

I'm glad this was quite a bit more original than that.

It never explained why Spike was so quiet... or had him talk again. Would of added so much humor.

Fucking hilarious as hell all the same.

THIS IS WAYY HILARIOUS!!

Spike was VERY insistent on seeing that video...

"Oh Applejack!" Pinkie nearly sobbed, "It's just terrible!  Fluttershy's a whore!"

"You guys were watching porn without me!  I'm insulted!"

>>923294923294 Oh good Lord, you're right!

What the...I mean, what did I just read?

Whatever...just take my like and we'll never speak of this again.

How is this only now on Fimfiction??  I love this story.  It was among the first to inspire me to write my own fanfic.  Excellent, hilarious, and sexy without resorting to sex.  A+  

Oh Rainbow Dash you strange pegasus.

>>923294923294

I didn't know that Rarity found her true calling when she was jailbait when I wrote this. The Cutie Mark Chronicles had yet to air, and I was operating under the assumption that she had become a seamstress sometime after she came of age. So no, I'm not trying to imply that there is Rarity CP out there.

But there is some "Barely Legal" porn out there with Rarity in it, and it's hot as hell.

Da Fuq did I read...

"You guys were watching porn without me!  I'm insulted!"  can't breath must laugh

"Twilight, I think I found something bad and I don't know what to do about it."

The purple unicorn frowned.  Pinkie was standing fairly still, tail dragging behind her, her usual smile in place but looking more than a little forced.  She wasn't laughing.

Ponyville was fucked.

*clears throat*

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PFAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHSUSSIDBSPWKSVSUSVSKSISBSVSUSHSSVSH DAYUM THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!!11!!!!!

Ok but seriously...

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I laughed so hard. If you continue uploading your magnificent fics here on FimFiction, I may die of laughter!

I'd like to hear more about what twilight was doing with celestia....I'm going to pony hell

That feeling when you read a popular fic before it even came to the website it becomes popular on.

Feels good bro.

EditAdd: Hey wait a sec, FriendlyUncle? I read several of his (Or her) other fics on the other website! Hope he/she uploads those here too! Especially that Progress threesome sidestory. ;)

>>9250992509   that is between Celestia, her video camera and Twilight.

Glorious....

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This is just full of lulz. I was like "WTF I am reading" all the time.

Nicely written story. Thanks for making me laugh.

My lungs have exploded.

Also I had listen to linkin park whilst reading this to dampen the hilarity

any one else notice Part of Twilight's head on the middle right of the picture?

But besides that, MEGAH LULZ

The ending was a bit rushed but I don't really know how to do it better at the moment so...  good story.  Funny

Sweet mother of mercy that was funny as hell. I almost didn't click on this story but I'm glad I did.

I've read this before. It's just as entertaining the second time around. Particularly Dash, Pinkie's "Fluttershy's a whore!" and Twilight's reaction of "what the hell?"

I'm surprised Spike didn't react to Rarity saying she'd done some... acting... when he clearly isn't opposed to other such... acting.

>>923294923294 Fridge Horror, indeed. Missed that entirely when I read it.

Can't believe I like this!

>>922994922994

Where'd you get this pic of the Sniper?

>>923138923138 what is this? a person injured from the creative creations of a innocent fan? MEN, TO THE LAWYER MOBILE!!!

This was so much funnier than it needed to be.  That was awesome.  The bit with Pinkie imitating Fluttershy, and Spike being a little perv, and... man.  It was very much like an Adult Swim short version of the show.  Well done, man!

How exactly does a bunny give "The Bird"?

Bloody hell, this, again, was fantastic! I love your writing. Just dump whatever story you happen to have written on here, this is just plain awesome.

Oh, man... It takes quite a bit to make me laugh out loud, but I just lost it at Fluttershy paused in the act of attempting to commit seppuku with Angel bunny's carrot.

>>923356923356 I know, I had the same initial thought.

Later I was laughing in my sleepy haze.  Back to sleep now...

>>924694924694  WHERE DO I SIGN TO GET SOME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

"Fluttershy paused in the act of attempting to commit seppuku with Angel bunny's carrot."

I loled so hard at that line

AHH!!! RARITY IS A LADY, AND LADIES MUST BEHAVE AS SUCH.. She would never..... D:

Other than that I liked the story, it was funny.. even though I'm dying from tired.

Oh for crying out loud, I've got tears in my eyes

It's these smaller 'twists' in stories, that just makes everything worth it

-Glassed

This was wonderful. Simply wonderful. I don't know what else to say.

Oh and the part where Fluttershy walked in reminded me of this:

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"Look, what Princess Celestia and I happen to do when alone is between us and her video camera and not available for public consumption."

I loved this Keep up the good work. A moustache for you

Oh goood that was hilarious XD

Too damn funny! People were trying to sleep here. Trying being the operative word. Well done, well done indeed. Please keep writing, I'll keep reading!

I remember this one! Stumbled on it on fanfiction.net after reading Luna vs Threesome. Too funny

I don't know what part was he most hilarious. Although I am now curious of Celestia, her camera and Twilight's together time.

Oh, this so needed to be uploaded here. I remember when it was first posted on EQD.

I don't think I even need to read this. I'm laughing already You get a thumbs and a favorite, and a moustache

Now its time to actually read this...err...later. When I'm not busy reading three other fics

"Oh thank god there's Pinkie Pie let's go she what she wants shall we?"

see

You seriously think she cashed in her candy cooter for cold coinage?

Alliteration works even better with "consider" instead of "think".

""We all know it's always the nerds that are secretly sex fiends, Twilight.""

Hey!

As a self professed Nerd I.....completely agree with this statement =3

Bloody brilliant fic.

Incredibly funny, and manages to be suggestive without ever crossing the line!

Instead it just shakes its rear end in "The Lines" face and blows rasberries at it.

Bravo.

oh gods this is pure gold!

I could be wrong but did You stop when the best part should came?

Your use of third person was SO AWSOME it had everyponys thoughts and feelings and was hilarious

Nice job!

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