Friendly Uncle

Joined April 2012

I like ponies.

Stories (6)

  • Correspondence
    Twilight thought she had a handle on her crush. Then Spike sent the princess the wrong darn book!

    4,472 words · 22,203 views · 2,243 likes · 42 dislikes
  • Do You Really Want to Know?
    Twilight and Celestia send each other some letters. And get incredibly confused.
    4,124 words · 9,765 views · 1,071 likes · 22 dislikes
  • Messin' With Celestia
    Celestia thought she was having a bad day. And then the zombies showed up.
    4,796 words · 3,641 views · 362 likes · 5 dislikes
  • They're Comfy and Easy to Wear
    A collection of fairly random pony story bits. Presented without context or apology.
    12,611 words · 4,336 views · 290 likes · 4 dislikes
  • Distance
    4,204 words · 4,630 views · 409 likes · 8 dislikes
  • The Creature that Came to Ponyville
    33,124 words · 2,149 views · 174 likes · 13 dislikes

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Comments ( 518 )

#1 · 114w, 19h ago · 1 · ·

Excuse me while I go and make an old lady deaf with my laughter.

#2 · 114w, 19h ago · 1 · ·

I must read this, for the lolz have spoken.

Edit: Dear God, you actually made me laugh :rainbowlaugh: Applejack putting the whole situation in her own words was by far the funniest thing I have read in this fic.

#3 · 114w, 19h ago · · ·

First reaction:

This is rated teen?

I'm putting it on my read later list.

We'll see.

#4 · 114w, 19h ago · · ·

I think I've read this before in fanfiction.net, I loved this story :)

#5 · 114w, 19h ago · · ·

:rainbowlaugh: omg it has been a really long time since a fic has actually made me laugh in all of its length. You my good sir have a really good sense of humor ^^

#6 · 114w, 19h ago · · ·

>>923018 Yeah, I thought I'd seen this before too. Still incredibly funny, especially the throwaway lines (Twilight makes home videos with the princess? Home videos of that kind? :pinkiegasp:)

#7 · 114w, 19h ago · · ·

This is one of my favorite equestria daily FICs of all time. Glad to see it here.

#9 · 114w, 19h ago · · ·

Oh god, I remember this. Fucking hilarious.

#11 · 114w, 19h ago · · ·

Ponyville was fucked.

As soon as I got to that part I was like ''Oh god,  this is going to be great!''.:rainbowlaugh:

#12 · 114w, 19h ago · · ·

ALL THE LOLS, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

#13 · 114w, 19h ago · · ·

Wat. :rainbowhuh:

a funny little read

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#15 · 114w, 19h ago · · ·

I read this like once a week, it's that good. :pinkiehappy:

#16 · 114w, 18h ago · · ·

I remember this one from equestria daily it was funny then and it is funny now.

#17 · 114w, 18h ago · · ·

We apologise to inform you, that the usual person who is logged in right now is currently unavailable to post his comment, because he has had to be taken to hospital for emergency surgery due to a busted gut, cracked ribs, and a severe lack of oxygen due to an unusually large amount of laughter.

#18 · 114w, 18h ago · · ·

If i could of, I would be ROFLing, but I don't have room. All of my lols sir, all of my lols.

#19 · 114w, 18h ago · · ·

Remembered seeing this on Equestria Daily last year. I'll read it again.

#20 · 114w, 18h ago · · ·

This! This! Oh holy buck THIS! Porno without porno, naughty implications, gratuitous Flutterplot, DP, gag reflex, pony hell... :pinkiehappy::rainbowlaugh::ajsmug::moustache::facehoof::raritywink::fluttershysad:


#21 · 114w, 18h ago · · ·

"You guys were watching porn without me!  I'm insulted!" Best... Line... Ever. :rainbowlaugh:

#22 · 114w, 18h ago · · ·

Oh... my... dear...


#23 · 114w, 18h ago · · ·

"... well... I dabbled in acting before I found my true calling, and I may have done a few films that I'm not... particularly proud of..."

You heard her Spike. Go get those pornos!

And as for you, author, have a :moustache:

#24 · 114w, 18h ago · · ·

:rainbowlaugh: holy sh**t i cant stop laughing awesome job of comedy :pinkiehappy:

#25 · 114w, 18h ago · · ·

:rainbowlaugh: Rainbow would :rainbowlaugh:

#26 · 114w, 18h ago · · ·

I started reading and planned to comment on the funiest bits plot it was too damned funny :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

#27 · 114w, 18h ago · · ·

First reaction::rainbowhuh::rainbowderp:

Second one::twilightoops::twilightblush:


And finally::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Oh the awesomeness XD


#28 · 114w, 18h ago · 1 · ·

Incredibly funny. I lol'd lots. :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh:

But then I had a moment of Fridge Horror over this line:

"... well... I dabbled in acting before I found my true calling, and I may have done a few films that I'm not... particularly proud of..."

Wait... Rarity did a porno prior to getting her Cutie Mark? :rainbowhuh:

(Wait for it...)

Sweet Celestia, there's CP of Rarity!!!!! :raritydespair:  :raritydespair: :raritydespair: :raritydespair: :raritydespair: :raritydespair:

#29 · 114w, 18h ago · · ·

I've had this in my google docs for ages, I'm not entirely sure how or why. Nice to see it finally on the site, though.

#31 · 114w, 17h ago · · ·

Fluttershy's a Pornstar

rated teen


#33 · 114w, 17h ago · · ·

This finally shows up on FIMFiction! Insta-thumbs-up, insta-faved.

I love the humour throughout. My favourite part was Pinkie pretending to be Fluttershy with an "uncanny imitation" of her voice, and Spike playing the unscrupulous film producer. Also extra points for the mental image of Fluttershy performing seppuku with a carrot.

Reactions from all the ponies were great; Applejack was almost eerily in-character, I can totally see Pinkie liking the music, and Rainbow showing up out of nowhere to offer expert porn advice was brilliant.

I was introduced to this story through a dramatic reading on YouTube - I highly recommend it.

#34 · 114w, 17h ago · · ·

I was okay with the porno Fluttershy, but the tail extensions are what crossed the line.

#35 · 114w, 17h ago · · ·

"You seriously think she cashed in her candy cooter for cold coinage?"

fucking LOL :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

#36 · 114w, 17h ago · · ·

You know why I like this fic so much? Not just because it's one of the funniest ponyfics written, but because there are no regrettable scenes. Yes there is innuendo and shipteases, but nothing that gartuitously goes beyond "rule of funny".

#37 · 114w, 17h ago · · ·

I remember reading this a while back:twilightsheepish::twilightsmile:

Still as fun to read now as it was back then:rainbowlaugh:

ps. delicious alliteration:pinkiehappy:

#38 · 114w, 16h ago · · ·

I shouldn't have laughed at this, but I did. Several times. Fairly hard. (Pun not intended.)

It's concise, it's precise, and it gets a few good laughs out of an extremely awkward situation. It accomplishes what it sets out to do, quickly and cleanly, and is actually a decent read for a short-fic. Bravo!

- Christian 'Sick Pleasures' Harisay

#39 · 114w, 16h ago · · ·

I mean, maybe Rarity, and I'd be surprised if Dash hasn't, and I could see maybe you, but Fluttershy? :rainbowlaugh::rainbowderp:

#40 · 114w, 16h ago · · ·

Still as funny the second time I read it :rainbowlaugh: Are you planning on putting up the rest of them (particulrity Estrus. That one and Do You Really Want To Know? made me laugh sooooooo hard)?

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#42 · 114w, 16h ago · · ·

"Spike, who had seen some of the reading material under Twilight's bed, simply nodded sagely." :rainbowlaugh:

#43 · 114w, 16h ago · · ·

I read this at 4 AM... I lol'd pretty hard, hard enough to wake up my mother. Good thing she doesn't know english! :rainbowlaugh:

#44 · 114w, 16h ago · · ·


And for added alliterative appeal, there's this:

Either somepony is presenting pictures of her posterior to peddle pony pornography without permission, or Fluttershy's a pornstar.

:rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh:

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#46 · 114w, 14h ago · · ·

Heh, for a moment there I expected Fluffershy to be Fluttershy's pervy sister, but this works too.  Very funny stuff, man. :yay:

#47 · 114w, 14h ago · · ·

Da Fuq

#48 · 114w, 14h ago · · ·

I approve of this story. And so do the Bio-Mechanical Technicolored Equines that are watching you.

Earned: :moustache: :moustache: :moustache:

#49 · 114w, 14h ago · · ·

When I first saw this, I thought it was going to be something similar to that one episode of Friends with Phoebe being mistaken for Ursula, who used Phoebe as her porn star name.

I'm glad this was quite a bit more original than that.

#50 · 114w, 13h ago · · ·

It never explained why Spike was so quiet... or had him talk again. Would of added so much humor.

Fucking hilarious as hell all the same.

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