Author's note: While the setting takes place in a cryobank, the story will follow Lyra and Bon Bon's perspective. The actual method for acquiring samples will only be alluded to; never graphically described. I want to keep this Teen rated.

Update: Yeah, plans have changed. The first six chapters can still be considered Teen rated, but chapter seven will embrace the Mature rating for comedic effect.

Also, feel free to listen to or read along with the story!

Chapter 1 Laughing All the Way to the Bank

This sounds funny.

>>923877923877

I love you, man!

That was well written good sir, you deserve 5 for that. Will like and track :P

Oh Celestia, the misunderstandings!

I've read at least 8 fanfictions and 3 already involve lesponies.

HOOF JOBS!

This is too good though a minor misspelling I found; complection should be complexion.

So many Puns.

I'll give this a shot.

Oh dear god...

You killed my sides with lulz.

I couldn't stop laughing. So many misunderstandings. Good story

That was awesome.

ohhh god

This is gonna be good

Dem misunderstandings.

I can tell this is going to be hilarious.

>>925276925276

Their relationship as lovers never takes center stage in this story. First and foremost, they are best friends.

At least, it didn't... until somepony forced their hoof.

Oh I lolled hard! This is genius writing! I eagerly await more

>>926059926059

Thanks! I really appreciate the feedback.

Trust me. More updates are coming soon.

>>925291925291

Oops! Thanks!

Update: Fixed!

I laughed constantly

Always impressive, you always have the best humor for these stories!

seeing how bon bon and lyra are always paired with each other, hasbro is basically being a troll when they said golden harvest(carrot top) is actually lyra's PFF.

First of all: Puns are mankind's greatest achievement since discovering fire, and anyone who refuses to acknowledge their comedic superiority is just deluding themselves.

Secondly: Sperm bank jokes are wonderful things, and you are awesome to have combined them with ponies

>>927304927304

I must admit I also have a penchant for pitiful puns.

In a world with so few males, sperm banks should be a hot commodity.

Thanks for the feedback!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

I'm liking this so far, bookmarked for future reading.

You know, pony sperm cups would probably be a lot bigger than humans'. Do you know how much of the stuff horses produce?

>>927937927937 Honestly i don't want to know...

>>923877923877 It's for the better. Lyra/BonBon don't need to be involved helping these colts/stallions donate.

That was hilarious cant wait to keep on reading

This is hilarious..... Am I a bad person now?

I cant stop laughing

expecting more like this, keep up the good work

The sheer amount of potential misunderstandings that could occur makes my head swim...

So the hilarity ensues......

Image: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Lyra2.png

Image: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Bonbon_grin.png

I had to take a small break every second line. I think that means you've succeeded as an author.

Oh my lord.

Yup we're all going to hell

100 favorites in, like, 12 hours.

I think that's a personal best for me!

Maybe I should write more Teen-rated stuff in the future...

Nah, just kidding. I'll still probably write mostly clop.

All jokes aside though, thank you everyone for enjoying my stories!

If Kevin Smith wrote an episode of MLP, this would probably be the result.

Loving it so far.

This is great! Can't wait for more. I hope the pony who has to throw those magazines out is a unicorn.

Dear author... did you used to work in a sperm bank?  You seem to be suspiciously knowledgeable about the subject...

This is gonna be so weird and hilarious. Please continue.

This is soo rich,

Lolz, Blossomforth

I had to quit reading at "Masturbation Booth." It sucks so much being able to feel embarassed for fictional characters.

The humour throughout is incredibly crude, crass, and downright perverse. It's like you were writing this for me personally . The actual writing itself is clever, it flows nicely and I've yet to find any grammatical or spelling mistakes. Let us pray you can continue this quickly.

>>929571929571

In between updates, feel free to read my other stories. Most are rated Mature, if you're into that sort of thing. I also have a couple other Teen rated stories that are probably worth your time.

In any case, thanks for the feedback!

>>929218929218

You just know that limber pegaslut has posed for some kinky pics.

>>929752929752 I would, but MLP is the one thing I refuse to observe at blatantly sexual levels. This story and a few others are as far as I'm willing to see the ponies en flagrante. That said, I imagine your clopfics are quite good reads.

Anytime, just ask!

That was way funnier than I expected, I'm glad I read it can't wait for the rest!

Hilarious!

Heheh.... Hot dog warmer.... Heheheh