You know what they say, all toasters toast toast. And I'm the god damn Audtior

A toaster?!? Not a muffin maker or something or another? Well, I uh... why not a muffin machine?!?

meh

Amazing. Simply amazing.

Ooh.. what a twist...

>>897856897856 Quit that!

Now I need to see more of Derpy one upping Twilight regularly.  Darn cute story making me want to see my favorite pony lose to my favorite background pony.

>>898037898037

I can't. And I'm the goddamn Auditor

Enjoyed it.  A lot.  

>>898053898053 How would you like it if I did it to YOU? And I`m the goddamn Auditor.

>>898149898149

Yay, I've got someone else doing it! And i'm the goddamn Auditor.

>>898156898156 How many people are in on it? And I`m the goddamn Auditor.

>>898156898156>>898149898149>>898053898053>>898037898037

Hey guys, as much as I enjoy getting notifications, I would appreciate it if you took this to PM. Please?

>>897872897872

Cause that's cliche! Why not deviate from the expected and have a little fun? At least, that's my theory.

>>897898897898

Sorry it just wasn't up to what you expected. I'll try better next time.

>>897901897901>>897933897933>>898102898102

I'm thrilled you guys enjoyed it! Hopefully I'll be able to make other stories that'll strike your fancy in the future.

>>898049898049

Indeed. I had too much fun writing this. Especially those dream scenes.

>>898176898176 If it's any consolation, I still gave you a thumb up

It did vaguely remind me of one of my own fics.

>>898176898176 Touche.

Ha. Hahahahaha.

Clever! Funny how such a rudimentary device could trump our favorite geek :V.

And at the end of this round, it's Derpy 1, Twilight Sparkle 0!  

Dawwww~ That ending, always love a Celestia/Twilight moment. ; ~;

Derpy so awesome.

Ahh a Toaster. It certainly is (puts on sunglasses) a slice of life.

YEAHHHHH!!!!!

Quite happy it wasn't a muffin machine, if it were an omni-oven that would have been good too, liked it, thanks for the write up

"Shaking her head, she moved on to the next piece: The slots."

That's when I found out it was a toaster.

Also, I like the "Derpy toaster cozy" reference from Shed.Mov.

btw >> TioHoltzman what does "and I'm the god damn Auditor" mean?

btw >>TioHoltzman what does "and I'm the god damn Auditor" mean?

I CAN'T DO THE REPLY THING AAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGHHHH

And here I thought Derpy was going to take over Equestria. Dang.

Very entertaining. I guessed it was a toaster when the baking book was mentioned, but wasn't sure as it was triangular. Also, this song needs to be mentioned. Guess what Mr. Heywood is drumming on?

Spike said Twilight's dinner was getting cold... And she ate salad... Was it a warm salad?

Hahaha, anyways good story. I been trying to read more Derpy/Ditzy/Dinky stories.

I knew something was fishy at the wire mesh part...

Hey there!  I happen to be the artist of the cover you have up there.  Just curious, are you one of the authors from Cassius' group?  If so, just inform me so that I can modify my gallery entry to point to this story.  Sourcing the cover back to the entry would be very much appreciated as well.

Anywho, I've marked this for later, and I'm looking forward to reading the story.