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  • 1w, 3d
    Change of Plans

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  • 3w, 4d
    Dat Halloween Fic, Do

    Just a short update.  Kite is still on the backburner for the moment as I work on that earlier-mentioned Halloween fic.  I haven't forgotten about you guys, I promise!  This is more of a teaser to whet your appetite for when you do finally get to find out what happens to Best Bookpony.

    It's coming along nicely.  I'm five chapters in, and the story is falling into my lap as a write it.  This one's been on my mind for a while now, so it's no wonder why.

    I'm hoping to enter it into EqD's Halloween fic contest whenever the info for that rolls around.  I don't know if it'll be anonymous or anything, but I'll keep details under wraps just in case.  All I can say is my writing style for this one is nowhere near my usual.  It's far more dynamic and exploratory.  And that's for the better; I absolutely love how my characters are shining through, much more so than in my other stories.  It's kinda mainstay of authors to say it, but this really is turning out to be my best story yet, both in terms of writing and actual plot development.  (Can you tell I'm excited?  That's definitely a good thing!) If you think Kite so far is a trip down Screwball Lane, this one will have you strumming your lips cross eyed.

    The only asterisk is it'll have some gore to it, which I know some people are averse to.  Those that like gore will be happily satisfied; those that don't shouldn't feel overwhelmed, but you'll want to lock away your jimmies just in case if you happen to read it.

    Lastly, if I can find the inspiration to churn it out in time, I have a merrier one-shot idea in my head, also for Halloween, also under wraps for write-off's sake.  We'll see what the future brings.  Hopefully lots of inspiration and colorful ponies.  Especially the latter.

    EDIT: If you hear hide or tail of said EqD write-off, please tell me.  I'm always late when it comes to news posts and what not.

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  • 7w, 8h
    Quick Break

    Sorry to those of you following Kite, but I just wanted to let you guys know I'm going on a short hiatus from the story.  (Additional sorries for doing so right after a big cliffhanger (I'm good at doing that, my veteran readers will be more than ready to say).)  It's nothing to do with being burnt out, rather I just have other fics I want to pump out sooner rather than later—specifically two stories in my head I'd like to finish for Halloween, and it's smart to start getting things laid out now.  You might call Kite suitably creepy for the season, but I assure you it's nothing compared to these!  Just sit tight!

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  • 7w, 2d
    Chapter Five

    This roller coaster we call Kite has been climbing for some time now and has finally reached the peak.  Are you ready for the dive?

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This story is a sequel to Reading Rainbow

Pressed by the looming shadow of academic tardiness after her internment at the hospital, Twilight again attempts the use of the Split-Sight spell to catch up on her studies.  But when a strange side effect alters more than just her vision, she finds that things might not go quite as she had planned.

[Cover Art by: Conicer]

First Published
11th Jul 2012
Last Modified
2nd Aug 2012
#1 · 119w, 3d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

This picture gives me flashbacks to The Spiderses :twilightoops:

#2 · 119w, 3d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

So I was all ready to sit down, ignore all distractions, and get to work on my own story that needs to be done in a couple days, when: Oh look!  A notification--wonder what it--  ...damn it.  Another twenty minutes of free writing time GONE.  Lost in hilarity and enjoyment!  I hope you're happy with yourself.  Creating funny and creative tales like you do.

*applauds*  Heh, this was very funny and very enjoyable.  I'll be watching for whenever chapter 2 comes out.  Good luck and keep up the excellent work, mate.

#3 · 119w, 3d ago · 1 · · Chapter 1 ·

"Twilight Samsa awoke to discover that she had been transformed into a cockroach."

#4 · 119w, 3d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

>>889743

Not a cockroach, no.  But you do get a cookie for knowing your literature.

#5 · 119w, 3d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

:rainbowkiss:

#6 · 119w, 3d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

*sigh* Here we go again!

#7 · 119w, 3d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

An interesting beginning thus far. I'll be keeping tabs on you. I offer a like, but I'll save my fav for later.

-Tricondon

#8 · 119w, 3d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Nice start, tracked.

#9 · 119w, 3d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

>>891523

Ok, I need... I need you to work out an icon situation with Glassed, 'cause I..I, uh, just spent far too long being very, very confused.

#10 · 119w, 3d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

>>891589

Na, I prefer messing with your mind. More fun that way.

-Glassed

#11 · 119w, 3d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

>>891597

YOU'RE THE DEVIL! :applecry:

#12 · 119w, 3d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

>>891610

Psh, hardly. That guy works under me.

-Glassedon

#13 · 119w, 3d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

>>889572 OH GOD

THEY'RE BACK

THE SPIDERSES

Th-th spidersess....

oh god... oh god...

#14 · 119w, 3d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Clone entered the new story universe with much glee. He was always excited to start looking in on a new universe starting to unfold. He called out for his favorite character.

"Oh Twilight?" Twilight?"

"Down here!" Clone looked down to see a cricket.

"What?" Clone asked.

"I'm a Twilight Crickle."

"What?"

"Yeah bad joke."

"What?"

#15 · 119w, 3d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Wow, I felt suspense as she tried the spells.

#16 · 119w, 3d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Spidersesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

#17 · 119w, 3d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

>>891622

You, I, uh.

Uh.

There is.. and then...WAIT.

I got this.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuu

#18 · 119w, 3d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

>>889743 I think he was supposed to be a dung beetle, actually.

#19 · 119w, 3d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

>>889743 I recognize that from Spore.

#20 · 119w, 3d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Hmm someone been reading Kafka.

#22 · 119w, 3d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Sweet Celestia does that spell sounds freaky.

#23 · 119w, 3d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

>>889572 Oh The Spiderses. Good times, good times:moustache:

#26 · 119w, 3d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

>>892130

>>892140

Was there a reason for derailing my story's comment thread?

#27 · 119w, 3d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

>>892144

I lack any semblance of maturity.

Either that, or I just like trolling people.

-Tricondon

#28 · 119w, 3d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

The Flieses?

#29 · 119w, 3d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

twilight hasn't learned shit!:twilightangry2:....and we love her for that:twilightblush::twilightoops:

#30 · 119w, 3d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

On my read-later list JUST FOR THAT PIC. :pinkiehappy:

And >>892190 All of my LOLs.

#31 · 119w, 3d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

That picture proves that you can't just put Twilight hair and eyes on ANYTHING and make it hot....

#32 · 119w, 3d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Spiderses.

#33 · 119w, 3d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

>>892144

It was absolutely necessary.

On topic: Dash stuck in the cabinet is still my favourite gag

#34 · 119w, 3d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

This reminds me of 'honey, I shrunk the kids' but with an added species swap twist. Me likey

#35 · 119w, 3d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Oh shi... That image...

That is one sexay fly.

#37 · 119w, 2d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Did she accidentally read, and thus cast, two spells at once? Or did that just kinda happen, due to screwing with a spell beyond its intent? Or maybe I should take the title of the story literally and assume Twilight didn't realize the spell was supposed to work that way if you double it.

#38 · 119w, 2d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Is twilight a cricket now because if so then crickets are supposed to be lucky so maybe spike will want to keep her as a pet... also now that i think about it fluttershy will probably be the only pony capable of communicating with her at this moment.

#39 · 119w, 2d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

>>892140 I JUST SPENT THE LAST THIRTY MINUTES OF MY LIFE SAYING "You mad? He mad." at the screen, caught in the hypnotic cuteness of Scootaloo and AB!

....Why would you do that to me? :pinkiesad2:

#40 · 119w, 2d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

>>899236

Because the hypnotic cuteness of Scootaloo and Applebloom demanded I share it with the world.

-Tricondon

#42 · 119w, 2d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

>>899519 It was awful! :raritycry:

#43 · 119w, 1d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

>>889572

I'm just hoping the opening lines to Chapter Two are the words "Everything was bigger, and eight."

#44 · 119w, 1d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

>>905147

The opening lines of chapter two will be much better than that, I assure you.  Much, much better.

#45 · 119w, 1d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

>>905163

"Everything was bigger, and nine."

#46 · 119w, 22h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Dum Dum DUUUUUUUUM

#47 · 119w, 10h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

This was great. I can't wait to see how the others react to Twilight :rainbowlaugh:

#48 · 118w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

For One so smart she done something dumb

#49 · 118w, 1d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

>>895407

The title was actually taken from a little real life story a while back, if you'd like to hear it.

#50 · 118w, 1d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

>>940137

Sure, now you've got me curious.

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