Didn't read the story but I did read the description. You said your healthier by not eating meat that's false meat is healthy for humans it IS part of our diet.

>>891388891388

You know that "Aliens" pic? Yea... only vegetarians.

People who reduce meat in the diet are fundamentally wrong in nature. Our so called "intelligence" sky rocketed when we started cooking meat, because the extra metabolic processes that went into digesting raw meat went into forming more muscle and brain mass.

lol “Dafuq!?”

Interesting, but your grammar is atrocious.  I've seen worse, however, but you do need an editor.

>>891388891388 Yea thinking it over I should rewrite that.

>>891786891786 I KNOW! Sad thing is I actually proof read chapter 1 a couple of times already. Please be patient,  I can only hope I get better by experience, this is my debut.

I Love it! by far, the most entertaining fanfic so far. Easy to read, loved the whole "Dafuck?!?!"Scene. Hoping to see more. Brohoof to the author.

>>892175892175 Brohoof accepted! Plus ur the first ever to follow me. Another Brohoof!

I did not realize that they were called Lunestia when they merged there minds.

eenteresting

>>892395892395 Did you mean you got confused because of my writing or just your opinion? At first I wrote them as Celestia/Luna but that just looked weird so I decided to play around with their names.

"even her mane has lust it's trademark puff"

....... Pretty sure you meant lost. Dear God, I hope you meant lost.

Also.... I think there might be a group of pre-readers that authors can go to and find an editor. Would you like the link?

>>892447892447 Bwahahahahaha! Thank you so much for pointing that out man. Imma change it right now. And yes please send me a PM with the link, need all the help I can get with my writing.

>>891664891664 You may be right about that part, but meat has alot of fat in it. That fat clogs blood vessels and screws with hearts, thereby reducing lifespan. So, eating meat may help future generations, but if you want to live longer, avoid meat.

Im not a vegitarian btw

>>891664891664

Yeah, no offense's meant to vegetarians, but we humans eat meat for a reason. Of course, we are also omnivores for a reason. We don't have to eat meat, but we aren't exactly doing ourselves any favors by not eating it.

>>892522892522

Balance and moderation in all things my friend. Plus, I make an effort to not eat meat that has lots of fat. Chewing fat is sickening

Into my read leader pile with you!

>>892522892522

Fat is also part of our recommended diet. A small part, but there.

>>893076893076

We don't HAVE to eat anything, but that's simply because our "intelligence" is stupid enough to allow us to starve ourselves as well...

Meh, here I go about human stupidity, I should at least give the story a read through, lol.

OK, I like it, I can see it going far. I'll track it to see how it goes. And if you want an editor, read my story, Abandoned Hopes, as I edit and proofread myself, and let me know what you think.

>>893496893496 I'll look it up and see what I think of it, I'll probably shower you with praises in hopes you do the same huehuehuehuehue

>>893557893557

And here I thought I was shameless!

Executed without a hitch.

dude, you gotta stop being hard on yourself. this is pretty good, besides the few spelling/grammar errors.

i shall track and expect more, good sir.

>>895044895044 Due to my life experience I've learned its best to be meek and humble against the unknown, there's really very few situations where it could actually hurt you. But thanks anyways I appreciated the comment

>>895065895065 meek and humble against the unknown.... hm. how does that work?????

>>895105895105 Basically be cautious when trying out new things, for my example this is not only my first fic but my first ever attempt to actually right a full fledged story. Plus I'm posting it up to the internet which is one of the most chaotic places in existence. Had I approached it like Rainbow Dash I could easily get burned and that would kill my motivation to continue on. I'm a very sensitive guy

.... i have the sudden urge to hug you... anyways, you my friend shall do stupendously awesome with your story!!!!!

oh, and at what rate shall you be dishin' out chapters??

>>895294895294 I actually posted it up on my blog page. But in case ur lazy I was thinking a chapter every 2 days maybe. It really all depends on life, plus some chapters will be huge as I don't enjoy having intense epic moments butchered up to pieces. In those cases it'll take longer as I'll pile it up together. Though considering that I've never done anything remotely similar I'm not used to it yet, hell I'm still trying to figure out the technical side of the website. So please be patient if a chapter didn't come out on time.

>>895325895325 sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet i shall await the next chapter with much enthusiasm Dueces.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebw6G6sIeHw

Vid related

THAT. WAS. AWESOME.

Dude i cant believe you slapped Celestia!! Dat shit was fucking HILARIOUS!!!

Keep up the good work

ROFL!

Rodney, the pony slapper

He has got to realize that this is real now.

Nice story you got there

Oh shit, dungeon time!

>>896723896723 The HELL did I just watch!?

>>896854896854 I don't know why either, its not like I hated Celestia but I sometimes entertain myself just messing with her a lot. I dunno maybe I got problems with royalty.

And thx for all the positive feedback, I was a bit worried since this chapter was written differently from the first so I thought some of you guys might not like it. But so far I've gottennothing but awesomeness from you people. OH and 34 favs for the first chapter in one day?*squee*

>>898880898880You just watched a true gentleman suggest that his comrades assault his posterior.

>>900060900060 The screwed up part is afterwards I imagined Luna asking Celestia to do the same in the exact same voice and manner as the spy. So thank you for that nice image.

LOL that would fucking hurt your balls

Hillarious so far, keep it up.

....... I cant stop laughing!

>>907590907590 And that is why I do what I do

ROFL!!!

That chapter title, the everything within it, you have an amazing sense of humor.

>>907776907776 I actually had a hard time trying to keep it lively and simple, had to re-write a few parts to keep the flow going. But I'm glad you like it

Lol, I am physically laughing, and there are not many stories that have been able to do that. Great job!

Fun Fact: This story is one of the few that I have bothered to send to my brother (Also a Brony)

>>907892907892 I was actually worried that there was too, well, dirty. Not clop dirty but still the entire chapter was nearly about Rodney's thing , I should've counted how many times I brought it up.

>>907923907923 Don't worry, I didn't get a dirty vibe from this. If I did, I wouldn't be reading it (Personal beliefs and all that)

Your humor is well-developed and tasteful

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Beautiful man, just beautiful

WOW i loled so hard and so long keep it up!!

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>>909926909926 As long as people love it I don't see myself stopping.

>>910260910260 Yes I admit I was quite proud of that one

Hillarious, just freaking hillarious!

Love it!

And by the way, I noticed the latest part of 'Whats love got to do with it?'

The idea for the CMC was brilliant! How much of that did you come with I wonder.

>>918077918077 I basically sent a bunch load of ideas which thanks because he might just have enough for the next few months, and about 50 chapters. Believe me the CMC idea was not my best that I sent.

I demand more pranks

LOVE IT!!!!!!!

The scream sound file? Just brilliant.

I LOVE THIS FIC! its so funny

FAVED

Hilarious. Looking forward to more screwing around in the future. Good work.

he needs to get some genital armour

>>918381918381 I shall appease your demands sir!

>>918874918874 Was worth the 30 minute search around the net.

>>920062920062 *Brohoof*

>>920352920352 There shall be screwage! ... Ok I don't know if that's even a word.

>>920677920677 ...................... maybe?

'Damn....I forgot to eat.'+ Sound Link

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>>924686924686 Your's sir, are by for the most entertaining of them all. How one can speak so little yet carry so much emotion is beyond me.

>>924717924717

IF YOU DON'T UPDATE SOON,

STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!

/Iron Will

Lol Duct tape!!!

I couldn't help but chuckle when you misspelled "popping" in the second sentence.

>>926740926740 how the hell did I miss that?

lol hes like a magic juggernaught

NOONE CAN STOP HIM

>>926772926772

*giggle* "I wasn't talking about your body."

*everybody else's reaction*

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*my reaction*

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*this fanfic*

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*and*

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*but*

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>>927278927278 You complete my existence.

More screwage successful. Excellent chapter sir

I really like your maid!

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Honestly I can't wait for all the hilarity she will bring.

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>>927872927872 And more shall come!

>>927974927974 I was actually really contemplating whether or not to make her an OC, but I already have the mane six and the CMC planned so I decided not to, not yet anyways. Don't worry you're not the only one who likes her.

>>928926928926 Really? Ok, your loss.

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interesting development

I want more. And that soap because rumo cred.

>>930516930516 And you shall have more sir!

Great new chapter!

THIS HAS MADE MY DAY

>>930764930764 And comments like your's are what keeps me going.

another great chapter, keep this up and we might start expecting quality updates on a regular basis

No matter how many HiE fics I read, the reaction of the ponies to humans eating habits never cease to give me a laugh, This story in general is really entertaining in my eyes. The very fact that the main character is bit of a dick is already a breath of fresh air. Keep up the good work.

"AN: Next chapter will be delayed, details below."

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*my slow ass realization that you going on a trip means no update for a while*

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what year is he from? cuse he should have introduced the fact weve seen and been on other planets not just moon exept with robots :]  u should add it*

Another great chapter sir. Personally I'm looking forward to Rodney learning magic and the things he might do to screw around with ponies with said magic. Also anticipating his reaction to Pinkie and other characters. Enjoy your trip, looking forward to next chapter when you get back.

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ahhhhh but he was gonna wreck that pompous asshole, and I had popcorn

>>936412936412 Y U MAKE ME FEEL BAD!?

>>937192937192 I'm aware of that, but if I keep listing everything this is gonna be a big chapter. There's robotics, AI, nuclear, if I did them all it might drag. And He's from present time, though where the show was never made.

>>937413937413 Me too, looking forward to writing them again.

>>937572937572 I got several ideas cooking for him.

Well that's it, no more replying to comments from this point on. Cya in 3 days...roughly.

so.....late 2011? beacuse MLP was made in 2011...the good one LOL wait...or was it earlier than 2011....

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Loved how you wrote BlueBlood, you made it actully fun to hate him!

Yes let  him hit Blueblood with a fire ball or something when blueblood isnt looking.

>>937935937935 Sorry if i wasn't clear, think of an alternate earth where the MLP show never existed, so no one knows or will ever know about Equestria.

>>938077938077

>>940784940784 I just have to think of all the stuck of "noble" characters like Draco Malfor from Harry Potter and bring down the douche level.

>>949386949386 Nothing as violent but I assure you I will choose from this wonder-fuck I call 'my brain'.

And if anyone haven't figure it out yet, I'm baaaaack! I'm just editing the new chapter.

im okay with that

i have only one request.......

blueblood must die

>>952558952558 i don't agree with that.

but the pain that comes with it, well, go right a head

CHARGE UP

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FIRE

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Twilight: "HOW DID YOU DO THAT!?"

Rodney:

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>>952558952558 Nah, I plan on torturing him endlessly. Bwahahahaha!!

>>952732952732 Oh god there's another one!! And kudos for the last pict, I was actually thinking along a similar line

The band.... didnt Rodney feel some sort of chill earlier?

Another good chapter. I personally like your imagining of how magic works in Equestria, the concept of magic is one that allows for almost infinite interpretation and creativity. I'm looking forward to you expanding on your 'system' of magic, and perhaps more so on how Rodney interacts with the dynamics of your created system.

Anyways welcome back and I look forward to your next chapter.

P.S. Might want to look into investing in an 'In case of 4th wall breaking pink pony... clearly out of her mind... please help me....' contingency plan/ emergency cupcake(s)

i hope he goes psycho when he becomes aware of the band