How did our world begin? Was it some all-powerful, all-knowing deity? Perhaps a giant explosion in the depths of space? Well no, actually. In simplest terms it was a bag of oatmeal.
Hey, there's no reason to call me crazy, our world really did begin with a bag of oatmeal. Just allow me a few minutes to elaborate...
Special thanks to neilthenerd (http://www.fimfiction.net/user/neilthenerd) and Sabre (http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Sabre) for being such great proofreaders! If it weren't for them, this fanfic would be utterly devoid of commas. Read their stuff, they're both better writers than me.
Actually, the thanks have been doubled for Sabre since he also helped with the description.
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I wrote this in 5 hours whilst talking to some of my friends in the middle of my night. I really think it's my best work.
I came
Said friend was by any chance a floating pink entity with certain equine properties?
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Nah, she only talks with me on Wednesdays
I think raisin cookies were invented as a practical joke and never actually meant to be eaten.
Also, this is a nice story, but way short. Too bad.
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THANK YOU.
Me:
"Oh look delicous chocolate chip cookies*
*takes bite*
That, ladies and gentlemen, was a fart.
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But in all seriousness this was epic!
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What the hell did I just read.
Awesome, but bittersweet - don't you think it's kinda sad that the universe is essentially resetting itself, only to end in the exact same way, over and over again?
The are no words to describe what I just read other than the following:
That was a fucking masterpiece.
It all becomes clear to me! The descendants of my horses shall rule the world one day! And then destroy it! And remake it!
It is the epitome of knowledge! Someone give this person a Polebel Prize!
...Okay, so I might be exaggerating a le-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-etel beet.
So what happened to the humans?
And our Nuclear Bombs?
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Hell if I know. It was probably the ants' fault.
OATMEAL?! ARE YOU CRAZY!?
I lol'd
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The entire reason I used oatmeal. Thank you
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Cult you say? May I join?
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No, just a little fun I had.
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I've read about Pinkie Pie being explined as: An escaped mental patient, a wingless pegasus, Loki's granddaughter, Twilight's imaginary friend, Chancelor Puddinghead's descendant, a cyborg created by a colony of mini Pinkie Pies, three changelings working in shifts, and even a fallen angel. (Surprise was her angel form)
After all that, this story still surprised me, so that says a lot.
967106 It was the Bomb-Diggedy, and dont you deny it.
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Loki's granddaughter sounds the most plausible, but then again, I've immersed myself in Marvel too much to know better.
praise to pinkie creator of the cosmos ............ aaaaaaaaaaand .....
..... LOWERS THE RAISINS