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FanNotANerd

Joined November 2011
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Hello? Is... is this thing on? The red light means it's on, right? Or do I... I have to push a button, don't I? Well, which one? There's like ten! The black one? They're all black!

Stories (11)

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    2,724 words · 669 views · 37 likes · 1 dislikes
  • Stroke of Midnight
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    6,246 words · 130 views · 12 likes · 0 dislikes

Blog Posts (57)


A minor accident at Sweet Apple Acres sends Big Macintosh to Ponyville in the middle of applebuck season. At first, things seem fine. But then some of the mares begin acting a little...oddly.

Then very oddly. Turns out every other stallion skipped town for a very good reason.

First Published
2nd Dec 2011
Last Modified
11th Jan 2012

Comments ( 387 )

#1 · Chapter 1 · 143w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

:rainbowlaugh:

That about sums it up.

#2 · Chapter 1 · 143w, 4d ago · · ·

>>48446

Eeeeyup.

#3 · Chapter 1 · 143w, 4d ago · · ·

>>48446

And I meant that in a good way.  I really enjoyed the story, although I had to try and keep myself from laughing too much.

#4 · Chapter 1 · 143w, 4d ago · · ·

Best. Fic. Ever.

#5 · Chapter 1 · 143w, 4d ago · · ·

As much as I seriously hate the idea that these ponies go into heat... this was amusing. :pinkiesmile:

#6 · Chapter 1 · 143w, 4d ago · · ·

DAMN! :eeyup: is a P.I.M.P BEEYYUUTTCCHHH!!!

#7 · Chapter 1 · 143w, 4d ago · · ·

>>48470 I second the motion. Even if a pimp should not spend most of his time fleeing sex.

#8 · Chapter 1 · 143w, 4d ago · · ·

lol

#9 · Chapter 1 · 143w, 4d ago · · ·

Big Mac = king of swag. All that he needs now is a large hat, a floor length coat and a pimp cane. and maybe some running shoes.

#10 · Chapter 1 · 143w, 4d ago · · ·

lol this is great:rainbowlaugh:

#11 · Chapter 1 · 143w, 4d ago · · ·

:flutterrage: HE'S MINE BRATS!

:twilightangry2:NO, OBVIOUSLY, HE LIKES INTELLECTUALS!

:raritystarry:NO, HE LIKES UPPER-CLASS LADIES!

:pinkiecrazy:Kikiki...MINE!!!

:rainbowlaugh:HAHAHA!

:eeyup: My God....

#12 · Chapter 1 · 143w, 4d ago · · ·

:flutterrage: HE'S MINE BRATS!

:twilightangry2:NO, OBVIOUSLY, HE LIKES INTELLECTUALS!

:raritystarry:NO, HE LIKES UPPER-CLASS LADIES!

:pinkiecrazy::Kikiki...MINE!!!

:rainbowlaugh:HAHAHA!

:derpytongue2:MURRY ME!!

:eeyup: My God....

:trollestia: Problem?

NOW 20% WORSE FOR BIG MAC!!!!!!

#13 · Chapter 1 · 143w, 4d ago · · ·

omg.....AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

laughing at the end loooooooooooooooolz

#14 · Chapter 1 · 143w, 4d ago · · ·

:rainbowderp::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::trollestia:Nuff said

#15 · Chapter 1 · 143w, 4d ago · · ·

The hell man, first a beautifully written sadfic, and now a beautifully written comedy?  You sir are a pony of many talents.  Hopefully the next will be a shipfic!  Or a Grimdark....  :pinkiesick:  Anyway great work!  Best wishes.

#16 · Chapter 1 · 143w, 4d ago · · ·

i like it when people roleplay in comment pages

They make me look like an absolute not-a-faggot

btw this shit is cooooooool and shit.

#17 · Chapter 1 · 143w, 4d ago · · ·

>>48551How about a clopfic? :twilightsheepish:

#18 · Chapter 1 · 143w, 4d ago · · ·

this fic made me 20% more jovial. good show old chap.:moustache:

#19 · Chapter 1 · 143w, 4d ago · · ·

Only one way out Big Mac.[img]C:\Users\Zachary\Desktop\Pics\FJ\Gifs\131601157777.gif[/img]

#20 · Chapter 1 · 143w, 4d ago · · ·

AJ is messed up.. She was TRYING to get him set up! She's sick!

#21 · Chapter 1 · 143w, 4d ago · · ·

>>48565  If it is sappy and romantic I am fine with it.  :eeyup:

#22 · Chapter 1 · 143w, 4d ago · · ·

this sums up pretty much every fanfic involving big mac i've read

#23 · Chapter 1 · 143w, 4d ago · · ·

That, my friend, was bloody excellent. It was very well written and, quite frankly the idea of every single female going crazy for one male always appealed   to my twisted sense of humor.

#24 · Chapter 1 · 143w, 4d ago · · ·

Bwuahahaha X-D

#25 · Chapter 1 · 143w, 4d ago · · ·

And then Celestia walked in.

#26 · Chapter 1 · 143w, 4d ago · · ·

>>48585:pinkiegasp:I thought that that might have been the case too!

#27 · Chapter 1 · 143w, 4d ago · · ·

>>48585:pinkiegasp:I thought that that might have been the case too!

#28 · Chapter 1 · 143w, 4d ago · · ·

If I where big mac I'd be diving into that crowd.:raritywink:

#29 · Chapter 1 · 143w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

At first I thought, ":rainbowhuh:, Rainbow Dash, aren't you supposed to be LOYAL to your friends and not betray them to a bunch of sex-crazed mares?"  Then I realized that those "sex-crazed mares" were Rainbow Dash's friends too, that she was closer to them than to Big Macintosh, and that therefore, she owed more loyalty to them.:moustache::trollestia:

:eeyup: :eeyup:, you should have just stuck with Fluttershy.  Now there is really only one thing left to say.  "Death by SNU-SNU!":trollestia::rainbowdetermined2::rainbowwild::pinkiecrazy::facehoof::twistnerd:

#30 · Chapter 1 · 143w, 4d ago · · ·

Oh, and this was Awsome!  Please keep the :rainbowlaugh: coming!

#31 · Chapter 1 · 143w, 4d ago · · ·
#32 · Chapter 1 · 143w, 4d ago · · ·

>>48646

Nice futurama ref, I was thinking that too :rainbowlaugh:

#33 · Chapter 1 · 143w, 4d ago · · ·

Funny, and fun!

#34 · Chapter 1 · 143w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

well fu-

I guess he' scr-

damnit, i can't find the words without making a pun about his situation

#35 · Chapter 1 · 143w, 4d ago · · ·

Big Mac: aw shit...

#36 · Chapter 1 · 143w, 4d ago · · ·

That was amazingly amazing.

Just let it happen, Big Mac. Just let it happen.

#37 · Chapter 1 · 143w, 4d ago · · ·

So much win!!

#38 · Chapter 1 · 143w, 4d ago · · ·

WHOOOO!!!!

Poor :eeyup:, screwed either way.... Wait.

(pun not intended)

#39 · Chapter 1 · 143w, 4d ago · · ·

When It got to when Rainbow Dash opened the door, I actually said,"Oh shit." That was seriously a great ending.

#40 · Chapter 1 · 143w, 4d ago · · ·

...at least it was Lunaughty....it could be worse, it could be Molestia?!:trollestia:

#41 · Chapter 1 · 143w, 4d ago · · ·

:derpyderp2:

...

:ajsmug:

...

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

#42 · Chapter 1 · 143w, 4d ago · · ·

I love Rainbow Dash's part in this, just perfect. :rainbowkiss:

#43 · Chapter 1 · 143w, 4d ago · · ·

...good thing big Mac had his benches veil o wait he didn't I told him to buy one but no he had to get 4 pairs of boots why mac WHYYYY...:eeyup:

#44 · Chapter 1 · 143w, 4d ago · · ·

Oh No!  poor Mac!  ... what happens next?  

#45 · Chapter 1 · 143w, 4d ago · · ·

Grand Master Pimp Macintosh :eeyup:

#46 · Chapter 1 · 143w, 4d ago · · ·
#47 · Chapter 1 · 143w, 3d ago · · ·

I don't think we recognize just how fuckin' alpha big mac is.....

#48 · Chapter 1 · 143w, 3d ago · · ·

>>48513 Eeyup:eeyup:

>>48782 I second that motion!:pinkiehappy:

#49 · Chapter 1 · 143w, 3d ago · 1 · ·

Sounds like:eeyup:forgot to take his swag off.

#50 · Chapter 1 · 143w, 3d ago · · ·

Oh wow, this is hilarious. :rainbowlaugh:

I can't wait for the next chapter.

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