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She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

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The Wipe-Outs. To some, heroes. To others, foals in desperate need of a time out, if only there was a prison built that could hold them. Princess Flurry Heart will lead her rag-tag band of misfits against the latest threats menacing Ponyville, the dreaded mud monsters.

A trip to visit her aunt has gone horribly wrong, but Flurry Heart is determined to prove her worth as a princess and save the day. Along the way, they will encounter other superheroes, such as The Bashers, (superhero crossovers are always so fraught with peril) as well as deal with a public that fears them all more than any supervillain.

An entry in the Weedverse.

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“Quiet, you big hairy mug, or I’ll murderise ya!” Flurry cried, sounding very much like her uncle.

She grew up so fast.

Teenage Flurry Heart.

Imagine the wingspan. Jeez.

OMG this is gonna be awesome.

I'm glad that they didn't grow up at the same time as the Crusaders; Ponyville would never be able to take it.

Professor Egghead was hers

Pebble is not gonna like that.:rainbowkiss:

This is the new generation of heroes for Equestria?

I'm very ok with this. Let the explosions continue!

I think Candance is wearing blinders about a few things then again most parents do. Flurry might of spent a little too much time around Prince Gosling scandalizing her mother.
I tend to wonder about their adventures if the first response is to lock Sumac, Flurry, Boomer and Megera up. The cell makes sense since Sumac has been getting around Twilights wards for a number of years

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I don't know. Where is Pebble?

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I've got a feeling we'll find out in a few chapters.

7999302 She's probably spending some time with her auntie Vinyl.

Those two really love to rock out.

This is going to be a hoot. *makes popcorn*

"Professor Egghead was hers, the other princesses just didn’t know it yet."

Playing the game already.

Already looking forward to more of this immensely.
Also lovely to see Megara here too :rainbowkiss:

Poor Boomer though, poo-shy when you have utility excrement has gotta be tough.

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My best guess is far away from those 4 because they probably cause Chaos great enough for Discord to consider retiring.

Dear Celestia, the world is not ready.

*Obtains popcorn.*

So Flurry and the mud monster, does that count as verbal diarrhea?:rainbowlaugh:
Boomer lost her marbles?

“Quiet, you big hairy mug, or I’ll murderise ya!” Flurry cried, sounding very much like her uncle.

... Since when does Spike talk like that? Or have I missed a weed trick?

The mud monster in front of Boomer vanished in wisps of smoke, and reappeared a moment later when Flurry Heart belched it out.

Why doesn't she just have it materialise outside her body, like the other dragon mail recipients? And it could have been worse, it could have been baked hard on route.

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Sneaky, editing in a second question.

The answer to that is, lack of practice. Flurry and Boomer formed a very special bond. Neither one of them know how to control it quite yet. Celestia has learned how to silently belch out through her nostrils and allow the incoming transmissions to escape, but little Flurry isn't that graceful.

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Well-behaved and not in time-out, probably.

Well, the mud monsters don't seem particularly threatening at least. Mainly annoyances from the single instance we have seen. Some weird thing gone wrong from Tarnish?

7999354 oh my pun.....
I... I want to go die now.... That was bad.

8000061 It's good to know that my skill in humor hasn't eroded since college.

7999219 Eh, she grew up in a pseudo herd with Tarnish, her mother, Octavia and Vinyl. She also knows that Sumac has three mothers who are all in a mutual romantic relationship.

She's probably allow it as long as Flurry understands that Pebble is the alpha mare in the herd.

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It seems that everybody has misinterpreted this line, just as expected. :derpytongue2:

8000174 I think Candance, Luna, Celestia would argue with Flurry over Sumac (Professor Egghead) and if Sumac's belongs to any Princess that's probably Twilight much to the other's annoyance

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Flurry is a foal though, and has a distinct lack of adult understanding.

She also has alicorn perceptions and views, so how she experiences everything around her is quite different.

Oh, this is gonna be good.

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Wait till she gets to the Three Stooges routine. Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Hmm. If Goose is Moe, does that make Celestia Curly and Luna Larry?

8000317 That doesn't mean they won't argue with her about which Princess, Sumac belongs to. After all is there any princess that hasn't tried to poach him from Twilight.
This has the feeling of a later adventure part of wonders what if anything happened when the 4 of them met for the first time. I assume Megera, Boomer and Sumac met at some point either at school or visiting Peeble's home.

1. Thank you kudz. We appreciate it.
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Moondancer could be seen for a brief moment,

We still haven't exactly cleared up what was going on with her in PTSSFFF. We ever get answers to that?
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Professor Egghead was hers, the other princesses just didn’t know it yet.

Im pretty sure Twilight claimed him as the other 3 where denied. But if Flurry steals him away to her cause(doubtful though), i can only imagine what she will do.
That or Pebs, Olive, and Silver have another one to worry about. Mostly Pebs though.
4. WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE MONSTERS?!?
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“Quiet, you big hairy mug, or I’ll murderise ya!” Flurry cried, sounding very much like her uncle.

Has Cadence killed him yet? If the watermelon was bad than this seems like something Cadence would kill him over.

8000350 AS to 5 as much as Candance would like to murdize Gosling she won't Luna and Celestia would object. Not to mention undoing all her work with the trio.

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Moondancer, the real one, will have some face time in Princess Twilight Sparkle's School for Fantastic Foals: Winter Break.

Flurry is a foal. She immediately assumes that anybody that is her friend is also her subject. Fealty and friendship is a very thin, very blurry line for Flurry, and she hasn't yet figured out the differences. This is her mother's fault, because Cadance said to treat all of the subjects of the Crystal Empire as she would her best friend, so she has. Make of this what you will.

These are mud monsters, as stated.

Cadance has a love-hate relationship with Gosling, even more so when Equine Weekly declared him the prettiest member of the Royal Family. Cadance never quite recovered from the blow.

8000358 metaphorically kill him of course. A punishment worth a death.
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Flurry is a foal. She immediately assumes that anybody that is her friend is also her subject. Fealty and friendship is a very thin, very blurry line for Flurry, and she hasn't yet figured out the differences. This is her's mother's fault, because Cadance said to treat all of the subjects of the Crystal Empire as she would her best friend, so she has.

That is indeed very interesting. Mostly just child mentality though.

Cadance has a love-hate relationship with Gosling, even more so when Equine Weekly declared him the prettiest member of the Royal Family. Cadance never quite recovered from the blow.

First of all. HA! That would indeed hurt quite a bit
Second if all. The question was did she murder him? What on equestria did she do to him when she heard flurry speak like that?

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In a very foalish act of vengeance, Cadance told on Gosling to his mommy.

8000374 oh dear. We all know how sleet doesn't appreciate him talking like a hoodlem. How did that go?

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8000364 Its a newspaper that name almost sounds like tabloid why does she care what they say or believe them.
Secondly Cadance will be around long after Gosling is gone and she knows it. Then again by then maybe they will declare Flurry the Prettiest member of the Royal family

Yeah, they're all kind of immature, but what can I say? They learned from the biggest kids in Ponyville.

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oh no, everyone gets it, its just so obvious an implication that its not funny to point out, but very funny to purposefully misread.

Yes, we all know that it really means that Flurry's Alicorn-nature has already sensed that Sumac will swear fealty to her as his Princess, much like how Flicker swore fealty to Cadance. The vocabulary to describe that bond is poor at describing the unique relationship and magical qualities of that bond. It is also easy to musread, by accident or on purpose.

But posts like this one dont get replied to or upvoted because its not short or funny to read this styleof post, and posts like this one dont get written very often as an effect of that cause, so then all the readers who don't get the thing are reading funny comments and getting the wrong idea, and it takes humorless assholes like myself to muster the spite to state the obvious.

Yes, yes, I didn't realize how much I wanted this until you gave it to me, thank you oh so very much. This is gonna be fun. :pinkiehappy:

I am very happy to see more Megara.

professor egghead was hers

*glances at comments*
I feel like I need a LOT of context to fully understand the implications of this.

8000704 yes.
It is Here

The rest of the context is throught the entire verse. Link in description.

8000872 Yeah, I was afraid of that. Can you say "archive panic"?

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Secret word of the day! You get to drink from the firehose!

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