Three words....What. The. Fuck.

I can tell you were drunk, DWK...

I read the first few lines. I am going to wait until it's done to read this masterpiece of wtf-ness

One word:

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Those were surprisingly good rapping skills right there.

Yup, I brained my broke again.... thanks a lot.

Yeah.

What...

I think it's good, but it's hard to tell after my brain exploded.

"Southern hospitality!"

I found this hilarious. Good job.

A very book read. I especially booked the part where she booked with her book, and I booked my own book so I could book my book while booking about a book who booked her book on a book.

Also, I lol'd quite a lot.

What was this SHIT I just read?

Who else thought this wuz a clop

A Fun Day, huh? Let's see...

*Reads A Fun Day.*

...Oh, this is gonna be GOOD...

*Reads story*

I shall never sleep again.

So, wait... Pinkie warps reality by uttering the sentence, "Talk about a non-sequitur" which thus causes everything to turn absurd and cause... non-sequitur? It IS Pinkie Pie, I guess.

To be honest I was expecting porn.

>>867176867176 The biggest piece of nonsense I've ever written. Expect more!

I find it weird that I now know what non-sequiter is. Anyway, nice job on the most random fic I've ever read!

I fairly positive I have brains oozing out of my ears.

Good... job?

This was amazing. I was laughing all the way through.

I have absolutely nothing to say about it either, it was just so random it was hilarious. This is a guy that likes Youtube Poops though, so maybe I'm just easily humored :V.

Well done. Deserves a moustache.

The rare sequel that manages to surpass the original on every level.

Moving.  Brilliant.  Sexy.  A+++, would thumb up again.

I agree with all comments above and below.

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>>862831862831 What is that even from?

>>868462868462

Not sure. I've just seen it used as a reaction image.

Re: the fic: quite funny, but I've come to expect gorn from you (and not the Star Trek kind).

lol

I'm honestly amazed you could write something this funny while smashed, How do you do it man? are you some kind of crackpot drunk?

Also this needs a dramatic reading, AND to be an episode of epic pony rap-battles.

Also pinkamena's rap was better in my opinion, the rapping was good. It must be because I have a burning hatred for rap, a seething hatred to the point where I think every rapper should be imprisoned and their songs burned. Still enjoyed reading it though.

>>878031878031

     Honestly, here's what I know: Every night I go out and buy four 40's of steel reserve, take some xanax, black out, and start writing. I then submit whatever has appeared the next morning. It's an elegantly simple process one could argue. And yes I am a crackpot...as to whether I'm a drunk, I think the answer is obvious lol.

     It would be pretty epic as an episode of pony rap battles lol, but I doubt that'll happen any time soon. Anyway, thanks for reading, I'll be doing chapter three tonight, so if you liked it so far you might check it out...then again it might be total garbage, it's a pretty much a crapshoot for me when it comes to drunken writing.

SHAZAM,

DWK

>>878331878331

If you write this while drunk, I'd like to see what you write while high. Go buy some weed. Now. Or if that is unavailable some magic mushrooms and jack Daniels would suffice.

>>878348878348

     Lol, I dunno bro, I kinda burned myself out on all that stuff earlier in life. I smoke weed occasionally, but I ain't got no money right now. Anyway, weed makes me bored and stupid. Alcohol makes me creative. I know it's usually the other way around, but I'm an odd bird I guess you could say.

hmm...I've heard about that LSA stuff...I might try it. I've always just done acid, and sometimes it's too much, so a less potent form would be cool.

...what just happened.

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wat

Wee!

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This is ridiculous,

DWK

dude, Mic the mic is doing the epic Rap Battles of Equestria (the ones I pay attention to at least) send ti to him.... also, I'm too lazy to see if anypony else suggested this, if they did, do it again.

Pinkamena won, and I will now shamelessly advertise my fic [url=fimfiction.net/story/20813/Business-is-Boomin]Business is Boomin[/url] which is Cupcakes based, though from everypony I've asked, mine is better in every way: gore, length, description, comedy, attention grabbing and the slight element of Sparity shipping in three of the chapters (no clop, I fil miserably at clop so I refused to include it)

I have to give the victory to Pinkie for what it's worth.

I have to find a beat for these verses :D

What... Is...

Sense makes none.

>>878375878375

>weed makes me bored and stupid

Reminds me of

>Only a poet, whatever else they may be, can form and reform like that. No drugs. The reader can tell when drugs have been at work, because even if by some lucky coincidence the language happens to glow, the rhythms will be dull, like lead slabs toppled onto a pavement.

>>889384889384

      Yeah, I'm drunk right now so I might be misinterpreting what you're saying, but I only do my work when drunk, believe it or not. That's your prerogative. I'm much more loquacious(sp?) when wasted, and this stuff just comes pouring out. But believe me when I say: I cannot write sober.

DWK

And it was glorious...the end. My mind is so full of fuck...

So... It ended up just being a big rap battle... Sweet.

So much what the fuckness here... I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

now for more clothing commercials. Tell me, does this make you want to buy our product?

Okay...like a sack of puppies I've heard once before. Sack of wombats has likely never been said at any point in any universe.

Have a sir.

I am to say the least, FUCKING ASTOUNDED. This shit is so fucking random and messed up, I can't even figure this shit out when I'm high. You never seize to amaze me with your FANTABULOUS stories. I hope to see more from you! This seriously needs a fucking animation. This shit is not to be ignored. My condolences to you my fair sir, and may you rest upon this glorious cookie that has been bestowed upon ye'.

The single-most life changing fanfic I have ever read, besides Pinkie Watches Paint Dry, you deserve a mustache.  

wtfponyfanfiction.tumblr.com led me here.

Edit: Reading the rest of those quotes... Why would anypony post that?

Edit 2: Forget it, I'm gonna get some mind bleach now and pretend I never found this site.

>>868462868462>>869729869729

It's from the movie Scanners.

1000 hit milestone! huzzah!

Solid. Fucking. Gold.

The amount of creativity needed to make something this confusing is astounding.

Oh yeah, and the lyrics to pinkie's song in this chapter could be a Beck song, just saying

Did Jon Lajoie write this?

omg what is this

We just HAVE to send this to MicTheMicrophone for him to rap.

Just as I suspected.  Pure hilariosity without the gore.  And oh...the tone.  And the rap...

I love it so much I don't know how to respond properly.

More is all I ask of you.  

These raps are really kind of awesome.  This one was the most random, but what I can't figure out is how it still manages to rhyme consistently.  So am I to understand that you have perfect rhymes while drunk?

That alone is amazing.

>>983523983523 I write a lot of poetry, so it just kinda happens. When I drink words just spill out of my brainsauce like that, I dunno how really lol.

I'm sorry to have to say this, but this is probably the worst fanfic i read, this is the only fanfic that i didn't like. i find the raps to be stupid, and the story itself was just bad. I can't believe that the same person who wrote probably the best written Fanfics i read and one of my favorite fanfics (A Fun Day) could also be the same on to write the worst written ones i have read. this was not your best work, and I'm sorry to have to do this, but i have to give this a thumbs down (my first one).

da fuq did I just read seriously

I think I just verbed a book. Or booked a verb.... Not entirely certain. Either way you make me smile, funny man!

>>10022351002235

You and people like you are everything that's wrong with this site.

>>10022351002235 It's meant to be a silly story...and as far as plot goes, there isn't one. You're takin' things waaaaaaaay too seriously homey. Be that as it may,

>>10763421076342 He's entitled to his opinion. Everyone is, though I appreciate you defending my work.

...

WELL THEN. This was silly. You're silly. You a silleh' pony, man.

But in all seriousness, nice fic.

>>10763421076342

how so, for giving my honest opinion on a story, which is what you are supposed to do? for giving it a thumbs down because i didn't like it, which is why it is there?

This is the most contrived piece of shit I've ever read.

I fucking love it. It's just too fucking rare to get a genuine randomfic that still holds onto some semblance of reality

poor chicken

What. In. Hell. This takes the randomness of everything that is Ukinojoe, and all those other WTF video makers, and smashes it all into one big o'l herpy derp.

Please don't tell anyone that I liked this.

uhhhh...

what.

I should just quit this Tumblr. It's not good for my sanity