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iraneth0 #1 · Feb 4th, 2017 · · 1 ·

the dark side of my little dashie

Five Knuckle Shuffle

You had me instantly.

It was a better comedy than a clopfic

Lemon? Does she need lemon?

Goddamnit, Shakes.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Featured box in five, four, three, two...

7921635 I went from short and limpy to slightly less limpy

7921649 It's good to see you, too. :rainbowkiss:

7921657
Naw, man. This is way better than plain clop! (hence I put it in my non-private faves folder :moustache:)

7921665
Of course! Dashie's an adorable little jizz gobbler.

7921727

Don't look so smug :raritywink:

It's HumanxPony porn by a great author with 1750 followers. It'll hit the top by the end of the day without breaking a sweat. :rainbowlaugh:

7921799 Ugh! I would but I've got a writing to-do list as long as my... :twilightblush: Trust me. It's long.

7921810
Heh, true. x3

But I really wanted to use that gif

And that pic looks so innocent too, and I'm like "oh hey this might be like my little dashie' but then I saw the rating and got curious, now I see the truth.

"It looks like I'm fapping for two now."

I will never be able to get that line out of my head.

Why?

Oh god, that ending. I want to upvote, but i'm also worried about my eternal soul...

7921848 Because your anguish sustains me! Muahaha!
Besides, what kind of line would you prefer? :pinkiecrazy:
media.tenor.co/images/aa052ff7000060e1f82aaac43c91e1b6/raw

I shouldn't like this. But it's hilarious!

cool story . hope you will write a sequel.

I'll say this much I was not expecting this i will enjoy the adventure ahead.

I don't know what I was expecting but this is infinitely better then I couldve expected

so technicolor mini horses need semen to survive ? interesting

ಠ_ಠ

I can't believe I read the whole thing...
I should have stopped when I realized it's not lemon.

I think u need help.... screw that. I need help

When it said
Rainbow Dash barked
and
She was the size of a dog
I thought this story was gonna have a twist where rainbow dash turns out to be a dog instead of a pony....
I have a strange mind:ajsleepy::derpytongue2:

7922078

I swear to god!

How depraved. Delectable as always, good sir!

Ordinarily, my down-vote would be enough.
But this parody of the most overrated schlock is just too good.

"Come on, Dashie. Please eat!" I begged, pointing the spoon at her.
"BAKA!" Rainbow Dash barked at me from her highchair.

Great start.

Why was this added to the Xenophilia HQ?

7921810 how right you were.

"I need an extra large bottle of lube," I told the clerk. "It looks like I'm fapping for two now."

THE CLERK KNOWS?!

:eeyup: hmm

7922638 I'm sure the clerk doesn't even really listen anymore. Like,

"Oh hey, here comes that weird guy that buys all the lube to jerk off and goes on and on about having a technicolor pony living in his house. I wonder what kind of drugs he's on. I'd like some. Extra large bottle of lube? Yeah okay, whatever. I'm just watching the clock until I can punch out and go home and fap to PornHub."

Or you know, whatever convenience store clerks think while they pretend to care about customer service.

Ah, the return of the Why Boner.

...

Oh, who am I kidding? I know why.
It's because I'm a perverted deviant.

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