Should have added a random tag.

none the reasoning for why'd she do this follows.

I hate salad. But I still liked your story.

I like the concept, good job

I laughed so much just from reading the description.

This exceeds Dash's 20-percent cooler standard by a good, oh, 80 percent.  And she's not even in it.  Thumb way, way up.

da fuq did I just read?

Anyways, I loved this, quite a random story. There are a few spots that you misspelled Twilight as Twilite. But other than that, great story.

Very funny.  I thuroughly enjoyed the story.

And the end

>>989662989662

That's the joke.

Now I want a two bit salad. With croutons.

Ah, good old insane in the membrane Twilight. Is there any better way for her to act? Maybe there's a Dummies book for acting like that! I'm sure it has a checklist to help.

Very humorous and enjoyable! I think the "Salad?" line would have been perfect for the ending line, but this works too. Favorited!

This is hilarious!! One of the best Comedy stories I've ever read, fantastic English... This is now one of my favorite stories on the site!

This is hilarious

Continue to amaze us all.

You just made my day! Hilarous!

But...

“I am the sovereign ruler of Equestria, the sole controller of the very sun, Twilight Sparkle. And do you know what I do when someone asks me for two bits to pay for a salad? I don’t put on a spymare catsuit and embarrass an entire government organization. I pay for the salad, Twilight.

...you missed the closing "!

I'm assuming this is what Twilight was mentally experiencing just before she was incinerated in your last fic.

Spymare catsuit is the best phrase ever.

Have to say this is excellent.

I have to agree with Twilight on this, but I would have ordered the burger with lots of stuff put in a box then eaten it as a salad.

Still math always beats philosophy.

TwiBog is the best ship.

...

My head hurts.

*likes*

Exactly the kind of madness I love to read. There aren't enough stories like this (both in mlp fanfiction and in general).

I was sold at the description, and the story didn't fail to deliver. Glorious. Simply glorious.

Haven't read a random story in a while.

This is just priceless, priceless!

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Just from reading the title, some of the description and how many words there were, I laughed my ass off. When I say how many words, I mean that you wrote a 9000 word fic about Twilight wanting a free salad. I wish I possessed the writing skills you do.

Noce!

>Specialist Generic

I immediately starting reading this as an episode of Sheep in the Big City. Best decision of my life?

I think "I've read two guides on being an action hero." is the best one liner I've seen. From Twilight, if nothing else.

Man I think I loved everything about this. Comedy was on point, pacing flowed perfectly, characterization was brilliant (aside from Twi being taken to her logical extreme for premise), even the action, which I'll admit I'm not the biggest fan of in writing, managed to give me a cool, followable mental image. Of course this is all first read raving, but still, I'm confident this is your best work yet.

This fic is is filled with majestic power and I humbly request another steaming hot bowl of epic from this author.

I loved every minute of if...but Celestia ruined EVERYTHING

Wait...is celestia.....nawwwwww...

Take it. Take it all.

this is brilliant. probably the best use of Twilight's personality  in a humor fic since that Cold in Gardez story where  twilight writes an erotic novel.

DAFUQ DID I JUST READ.

But it was good, all the same.

I have to say that the best part was Drakbog's "I am Terror."

The rest was pretty awesome too.

Well done. Very Well done.

Ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous.

I approve.

Genius! Seriously, I had to take a break halfway through to control my laughter

Excellent! Very funny, and you made wondrous use of references to the show.

Please keep writing, I'll keep reading!

>Drakbog, King of Frogs.

I hate you so, so much.

This deserves a sequel. Maybe not a direct sequel, but some kind of sequel.

This is brilliantly and humorously written.

Great job.

Where do you get these wonderful ideas?

I am Drakbog, King of Frogs. I approve of this story.

Exactly my brand of insanity. Flawless!

Have all my Favs.

This story is paramount to the ages, the true culmination of all literary striving and human expression. Until the salads are free, none of us are.

Marvelous. Simply Marvelous.

Bravo good sir, bravo.

You know I have to say with a character like draknog king of frogs I'm surprised noones posted a hypnotoad or something in foments would do it myself but I have no idea how

Oh god i dont think i've laughed so hard, its certainly helped with tonights "situation" xD thank you, you have taken me from the edge of crying to wetting my self laughing x)

Wait... Drakbog isn't going to destroy Equestria?

I now see the connection between The Manager and Titan *slow clap*

That was... Beautiful. Truly beautiful.

Have your moustaches, Arcainum and AestheticB, and know that they are deserved:

/HadronPony

>>10080471008047

Hypnotoad? He's been posted in every post so far. do not resist ... What do you mean you can't see him? all glory to the hypnotoad He's right there.

become one with the toadmind

Anyway, Aesthetic, possibly one of my favorite authors ever, did not fail to deliver. Also, Arcainum, I read your story and I rather enjoyed it!

So wait... who wrote this story? I'm confused. Meh, liking it either way

Great story. Thanks for the proof that economics is not only not a science, but inherently irrational.

Oh, and all glory unto Drakbog, who is terror.

Requesting a 400k word epic on Drakbog and his adventures in Equestria

Drakbog.

He's the king Equestria deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our king. He's a slimy guardian, an amphibious protector. A terror.

I went into hysterics when you made that Ayn Rand reference. Absolutely brilliant.

I was a gibbering wreck by the end if this. You are a genius.

Nobody understands... Twilight's logic is perfect. The world simply fails to live up to her expectations.

She is not in fact crazy, she just points out the defects of the system around her and seeks to correct them, dragging everyone with her kicking and screaming if needed.

Awesome btw.

Nothing is as it seems.

One of the funniest stories I've read in a long while. Well done!

*wipes a single tear from eye* This is clearly the literary revolution of our generation, and certainly for generations to come.  Bravah, sir.  Bravah.

This was so perfect, I can't even describe how much I loved it...

>>10422661042266

AestheticB wrote the story, but it was submitted under Arcainum's name as part of some grand experiment to see how much of an impact an author's popularity has on the popularity of their stories.  Now that they've told everyone what's going on, he's uploaded it on his account.

Kind of an abrupt ending but still funny.  

Finally got around to reading this a few hours ago, and, as expected, it was hilarious. The moment Zig-Zag opened the supply closet I knew I was in for a treat, and by the time the interview was underway I was constantly laughing. And don't get me started on the Burger Princess scene. I even attempted a vocal reading of this story, but I couldn't get past that part largely because I couldn't stop giggling whenever the manager said anything too Titan-ish.  Now I'm secretly hoping this is how the Immortal Game is going to conclude.

Why is Titan a unicorn, and why is he working at a Burger Princess? That was another great one-shot from you, it had me laughing as much as Sparkles Law did all that time ago.

-Minty

>>10963871096387

Because he majored in Philosophy.

Beautiful comedy work here.  Yes, Twi's faults are exaggerated for comic effect, but the comic effect in this case is so immensely satisfying that one doesn't even care.  Wonderful character work on The Manager and the EIS Director, and the eventual introduction King of Frogs pulls the whole thing delightfully close to "What the Fzck Am I Reading" territory without ever going there.  Love the choreography of the gravity-shifting parts as well.  Absolutely faved, and I only regret that the fancy formatting of the title causes FIMFiction's .epub renderer to choke and die, or I'd be saving a copy to my Fancy Mobile Device as well.  A+, will read again.

>>11003351100335

That sounds about right, Titan you crazy managerial Equine!

- Minty

this is, by far, one of the most epic fics about salad ever.

you, sir, deserve a goddamn prize.

Specialist Generic!  Great name.

5/5 laughs; great work.

Seriously though, I'd like to read that book Twilight read now...

>>989550989550

To do it by the book, of course.

>>11467051146705

Ba Dum Tss!

Said it on the TIG page, I'll say it here. Order is the best damn fast food manager that ever lived. And he's still an alicorn, he's just hiding the wings in his uniform. Blending in with the local populace is a better way to increase sales figures.

Edit: Oh yeah and no wonder he calls himself 'The Manager'. If his name tag actually said 'Order'....

heh nice

Drakbog, King of Frogs is quite possibly the greatest non-sequitor I have ever experienced in a fiction. Bravo. Now go write a fic EXPLAINING HIM !!!

I am really impressed by your writing! This story is awesome so far and I have more than half still to go. great job! /)

You write the best crazy/logical Twilight.

This is so over the top silly, yet completely internally consistent that you can't help but laugh. Twilight is still Twilight even when she goes nuts. The other characters serve specific roles and are both entertaining on their own while working as excellent opponents to the crazy mare.

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Haha I had a good laugh with this story!

I like random story's they're just so.... well... Random

*COUGH* Sequel *COUGH*

>>989550989550 Really? we're talking about a pony who followed a book on sleepovers so thoroughly that when a bloody *tree* fell in her place instead of dealing with it she tweaked out and started skimming the index. Also a pony who decided that her mentor who has never done anything more than slightly raise her voice to her and treats her like the greatest creature in the world is secretly going to snap and banish her and everyone to the freaking moon.

Out of character? Not in the least.

you sire deserve more than a prize you deserve a freaking award Moustahces for everyone!

Dude that philosophy jab is not cool. I'll have you know I am doing perfectly well in my job as a philosophy major.

Sleeping on my bed and doing nothing.

I was the king of frogs once. They kicked me out when they realized I was more of a salamander.

Oh yeah, and nice story.

Oh, Celestia, this was hilarious.

By the way, was her escape from the interrogation room a reference to The Rock?

I guess I won't be kidding when I say this was a mix of the Matrix, Inception, Die Hard and Batman.

This was brilliant, and you deserve many awards for this. Many lol's were had.

>>11771021177102

Aha! That's what movie that was!

>>11771931177193 Glad I could help.

Oh, and she placed fifth in the Running of the Leaves, not fourth.

Um...

Twilight actually placed fifth in the running of the*kick'd*

But seriously, I haven't read anything so ridiculously badass since that Michael Bay fic by Cold in Gardez.

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May the Grace of the Valar Protect You

Shire Folk

That was unbelievably badass

Step one had me cracking up so hard.  It was just...so very Twilight.

At the very least, the escape was warranted.

Angry Twilight is angry

I have seen your hidden message of evil, for Trakbog is a clever anagram for Godbark, the Holy Tree!!

You intend to cut down the tree using a flattened paperclip and set it on fire, thus plunging the world into a second darkness!  

I SHALL STOP YOU FIEND!!!  *destroys you with the Wushi Finger Hold, flexes his pinkie*  Skadush...

“The frogs,” Drakbog said. “The frogs are my people.”

“Like, a specific sub-species, or...”

“All of the frogs. I am king of all of the frogs.”

And this is where I finally cracked up. Nicely done.

Fear the nerd rage of the librarian after reading two 'How to become an action hero' books.

Amazing stuff, nuff said

You know, I hate to be 'that guy'... but I don't really get the ending. Why does Celestia seem so happy about Drakbog being released?

Up until that point, the writing was brilliant. I'll probably think that point was brilliant too if anybody would care to explain it to this slightly slow mind?

oh christ

that was amazing

I second what pretty much every single person who has reviewed this story said. Except for the ones that don't like it. Those I disagree with...

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This is a story that needs to become an animation.  So good!

read this while listening to a soundtrack from CoD Black Ops

Definitely one of the funniest stories i've read on this site

This whole thing was random and silly and i just couldn't stop reading it.

Have a moustache for brightening my day.