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Hooves Like Jagger's Stories (16)

For The Love of Stairs
King Sombra was a unicorn who liked his stairs
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I'm Getting Back Into Getting Back Into You
Cheerilee and Big Macintosh have a discussion after the events of one hectic Hearts and Hooves Day.
3,404 words · 1,211 views · 69 likes · 0 dislikes
Robotic Stallion Big Lugnut
A robot named Big Lugnut tries to live life like the normal pony he claims he is.
90,754 words · 2,650 views · 272 likes · 8 dislikes
The Rule of King Cocoon of the Changelings
A human finds himself in Equestria as the monarch of a changeling swarm.
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Taboo
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Afternoon Delight
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Robotic Stallion: Love Machines
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Roseluck Fries an Egg and Asks You About Your Day
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Morphogenetic Impregnation
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When Harmony Was Forged
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The Tryst by Hooves Like Jagger

Romance Comedy

When everypony knows about your dirty laundry, it's hard to make a new start. Even in Ponyville they whisper about Planet Diver's questionable history. With his entire world turned on its ear, he begins the long trek to redemption one fateful night. A sequel to "Robotic Stallion Big Lugnut".

A huge thank y'all to my editor CompleteIndifference.

Operation 1: Don't Break the Law · 10th Jul 2012

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Operation 2: Don't Fall in Love with the Farmer's Daughter · 30th Aug 2012

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Operation 3: Don't Get into the Vehicle · 2nd Sep 2012

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10th Jul 2012

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2nd Sep 2012

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Jonnyboy

#1 · Chapter 1 · 45w, 2d ago ·

Wow awsome story, cant wait for more! :pinkiehappy: :heart: :yay:

RandomHero

#2 · Chapter 1 · 45w, 2d ago ·

This is going to be great! :raritywink:

djthomp

#3 · Chapter 1 · 45w, 2d ago ·

Great start!

Pinkie became a Sky Party Pirate? Ehh, it's believable.

Jonnyboy

#4 · Chapter 2 · 44w, 1d ago ·

Oh Pipin you crazy ass mare. When will you learn that you just dont blurt out you had sex with some dude when youre buff ass dad is sitting across the table from him. :rainbowlaugh: :trollestia:

djthomp

#5 · Chapter 2 · 44w, 1d ago ·

"Snails marched to the beat of his own drum, and it was a very, very slow rhythm." Oh man, I just want to steal that and use it in conversation at some point, that's such a great turn of phrase.

"I reckon I was more tired from all the sex me an' Planet Diver had." My god. :pinkiegasp: :rainbowlaugh: