This is a shipping fic between Rainbow Dash and G1 Starscream... I kid you not and no I was not drunk when I thought this up. Its a shipping fic but they spend most of the time yelling at each other and trying to destroy each other. If your expecting a sappy love story that involves a lot of kissing and hugs then you'd be mistaken, it was a love doomed to fail from the start, if you'd call two beings trying to destroy each other love that is... Inspired by the Death Battle where Dash fought Starscream and beat him. Originally was going to be a one shot but ended up being longer.
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I've been having some weird ass dreams lately...
Dream #1: So, I had this dream last night that I was out riding my bike and I passed this stone next to the highway. It was shaped like a head stone and it had some numbers written on it. I passed this stone twice and when I saw someone else pass by it their head exploded sending viscera and gore flying in all directions. Other people passed by this stone and their heads all exploded to. Two guys passed by on their bikes and only one of their heads exploded while the other just sped off. Two guys passed by in a car, but only one dude's head exploded, but he was the driver so the other guy was killed when the car crashed.
I came to the conclusion that the stone was making people's heads explode and it freaked me out because I passed by that stone twice and I don't want my head to explode. I have a long list of things I don't want to happen to me and my head exploding is one of them that's really close to the top.
I called the police in my dream to tell them about the stone that was making people's heads explode and surprisingly they believed me. I don't know what happened next in the dream because I woke up shortly after that and boy was I glad that turned out to be a dream.
So... yeah, after that I watched Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Dream #2: I'm back at school and for those of you who know what those dreams are like already know that this is just annoying as shit. I've heard people well into their 40s who still have dreams where some asshole tells them they have to go back to school because they didn't finish some pointless fucking class, its like some kind of weird ass version of PTSD.
So anyways I'm back in school and the teacher is like, "Field trip day! Lets go into the freaky underground tunnel."
And we go into the underground tunnel and one by one all the students are turning into assholes and attacking each other while throwing out those childish insults you may have heard before. I think there was some kind of weird alien parasite like in "The Thing" going around, but as I recall the Thing didn't turn you into a douchebag. So it gets to the point where I take a wrench that I just happen to be carrying in my coat pocket (I also happen to carry a wrench with me everywhere I go in the real world to... don't ask) and I just start beating the shit out of my infected classmates and running through the tunnel. Eventually I get back to the classroom and the only survivors are me, some girl who I think may have been a dream version of a friend I had in high school, and the teacher. The teacher is all super butt-hurt and she's blaming me for it all even though she was the dumb bitch who wanted to go into the tunnel in the first place. And what the hell is an alien infested underground tunnel doing under a school anyways? So I lie to the teacher and tell her one of the infected students called her a stupid bitch and she believes me and gives me a gold star.
Then I wake up.
Dream #3: I don't remember as much about this dream for some reason, but I think it involves peoples cloths coming to life and killing them so I started to wage war on the evil clothing and setting everyone's cloths on fire. Man did that piss everyone off when they had nothing to wear. Luckily this dream was a short one and I barely remember much from it before waking up because I really don't want to know where this one was going.
I haven't been getting a good amount of sleep lately and I think that may be the cause of all these weird dreams.