Join Rex Steel in his adventures as he goes around Equestria being awesome. Yes, this is a troll fanfiction about me patronizing self-insert Alicorn stories. Enjoy.
Edit: Troll fanfiction is now in bold because people cannot read.
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CosmicAfro
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Read the first line and that was all I needed to see. Terrible. So terrible I'm going to give myself a lobotomy to forget it.
'Rex Steel'? Would he happen to have a brother named Donut, perchance?
Wha...?
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this sums up what you and me are thinking
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has for the story
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Fun Fact! 'Rex' is Latin for 'king'.
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Did any of you even bother to read the description?
Let me give you a small hint:
Geez... if you thought I wrote like this on purpose... wow. That would just be sad.
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In the description, it says that this is a troll fanfiction about the author patronizing self-insert Alicorn stories.
858221 yes I read the description the point is I lost interest on the first sentence
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Good, that was the point. You pass.
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858221 I didn't say it was bad... I was just unable to express what I read coherently.
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My bad then :D
858251 I forgive you. But only this once.
858255
I forgive you too, but only this once.
Yeah, I understand this was a parody fic, the problem with that people's patience and understanding have been whittled away by crap fics. It would probably get on their nerves less if ya tightened your grammar a bit.
What's his middle name? Oh please let it be 'Cyclone' or 'Tempest' or 'Flex Plexico'
To be honest Cosmic...I'm not even trolled right now.
This is a bad thing, in context.
Sometimes I read troll fics and enjoy them so much I secretly ponder if I am, by merit of such delight, somehow countertrolling the writer.
This was not such a one.
There are others that simply troll for troll for troll for troll, and this....
was not such a one.
A parody should be able to both immerse itself in the subject matter, recognize itself AND be able to distinguish itself from the subject matter at once. THe man who dissects the frog is not the frog...
...except if he's french, but ya know. We can forgive them. They can't help it.
This didn't read like a parody so much as a wilful and painfully accurate recreation of everything you set out to mock. If I didn't KNOW this was a parody (I READ the description!) I'd not be able to distinguish it from a random line up of suspects. There's no, I dunno, secret wink and hint to say "No worries, its not ACTUALLY a stupid fic, its just obsfucating, feel witty now."
Stare too long into the trollfic...
and the trollfic stares into you.
Yes, people are often inattentive to descriptions, and that's their fault, though the overarching theme of vaguely confused negativity through the comments reflects an acceptable generality.
I'm not gonna say "failure..." but I'm flirting around the words "not successful..." Sorry? Well, not sorry for saying this, but the standard "sorry of empathy" for yer plight.
'It was probably a home run' Lol
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Hohohoh, wow. You've probably not been exposed to some of the exceptionally awful stories that get posted here. This grammar was pretty awesome in comparison. I've seen worse, I've pre-read for worse.
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Thanks for the feedback. I suppose I'm just using this as a comparison and now I can link this to people I read for (especially new authors) of what not to do. Also, you could distinguish this story, it's freaking REX STEEL.
858524 I have seen some seriously bad stories. Hell I do reviews for the New Stories, I see crap grammar 24/7. And when I do, I go off like no one's business
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For someone who goes off like "nobody's business" you've been pleasently polite about it so far; or, perhaps that's how I've been reading it.
It was actually difficult for me to write this badly. I'm pretty bad on my own... but this I had to physically sit down, remove commas and misspell a bunch of stuff. Ever read Argemburger's Spidereses? Now that's trollsome. I can't fix those grammar "mistakes" because they were done on purpose. All of them, even the unintentional ones (bonus points).
Not sure what else to say to that.
858559 Son, I sat down and read 50 shades of grey when it was still a Twilight fanfic
And If I ever meet Dante Alighieri, I will be able to go I know that feel. Because let me tell you. Once you've seen the worst any fandom can produce, you learn to appreciate it's value.
And the reason I'm not going off right now is I'm able to have a decent conversation with you without either one of us sounding like we've had a lobotomy.
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You have my sympathy.
Well, I've wasted enough of your time. Please, have fun tearing up a fanfiction similar to this but with serious intention.
Cheers
~Cosmic
While this isn't the best laugh out loud trollfic I ever read, I can't help but think you just ponified Chuck Norris. So...congratulations?
I don't know why people don't think this is great, I was laughing from the beginning sentence to the end. Also, I noticed that you replied to a comment saying "I just wanted to write a Fic to show new writers what not to do."
Yeah.
Go read "My Immortal", then write the next chapter.
Just to reiterate, this has all of my attention, and if it gets any better, my brain will explode, my nipples will get hard, and I will write trollfics forever.
All. Because. of. REX STEEEEEEEL.
He's so awesome, I gave him more E's, even though he doesn't actually need them.
Despite it being a troll fic I actually liked it because it made me laugh my ass off. TWICE.
He was large than every other pony because of his mussels.
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Eat healthy kids.
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Yay!