Why is it always BLU team? Why is it never RED?

>>861258861258 red team gets the spotlight in the "meet the" videos, not to mention BLU gets their asses kicked, i think BLU needs more love

>>861335861335But that's why I love the REDs. On another note, I DID A TAUNT KILL! Hooray for unrelatedness!

INSTAAA FAAAV! Also, 3rd!

SAXTON PUNCH!!

I can not fav this hard enough.

Very funny and interesting.

>>861258861258 Because RED always win in "Meet the XXX" videos.

This story blew my mind.

When soldier said "they can't count to three!" I absolutely lost it.

You should have soldier turn into Painis Cupcake for pinkie

>>861258861258

becasue RED beat BLU in the meet the team videos and people feel bad for them

Welp, I busted a gut laughing. That means two things for you.

1: You're paying my medical expenses.

2: I'm tracking this.

Instafav, instathumb, instabookmark, instacomment.

swag.

In the words of the Demoman, BLOODY BRILLIANT!  

......It took this long to finally get published? Sheesh, Ragemoar, remind me to start submitting my new stories at like 2AM if I want them on the site by the afternoon or evening.

lol what did i just read. Most random what if story i have read and its awesome>

12,000 words?

HOLY SHIT! I LIKE THAT! MUCH BETTER THAN 1,000 WORDS

Dis gon be gud

...

Awsome

All the mercenaries are very in-character!  I love that, so I'm definitely going to be tracking this!

"He even managed to punch Chuck Norris, right in his face!"

OH HEAVY, YOU SO SILLY...

I CANT STOP LAUGHING!

red team best team.

Loo nice title!

Oh gawd so many references! Just brilliant! InstaFav for this one.

More of this. NAO. BEEP BOOP.

Pyro see's cuteness by default. What happens when he see's actual cuteness with his 'vision' cuteness?

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Another TF2 Crossover. WINNING! Will read later.

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Story is going to be watched. I'll wait for moar!

Horrido!

This story...

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Teufort is in New Mexico, not Australia.

CRUSH. KILL. DESTROY. SWAG

Oh god. The invasion is rapidly progressing. I searched "Robot soldier TF2" and found this as the first result.

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There IS an engineer robot, right? So...

Oh dear.

you promised you would make a fic that only  included team fortress and now there is one.

PRAISE THE LORD RAGEMOAR  

when you said you were going to make another tf2 crossover i thought it was going to continue from your last story and have discord as a new squad member

Wait wouldnt pyro see the opposite considering he has pyro-vision?

>>862665862665

Because nothing about Pyro makes sense.

...Wow...

BTW all of the maps in the TF2 badlands are in New Mexico and TF2 is based in the late sixties.

>>863827863827 I found out about the locations earlier ( I feel pretty stupid about it. ), it doesn't really matter though because it won't affect the story in any way. I'll fix it when I have the time.

I know TF2's time line. But now it's 2012 and none have aged a bit! All will be explained eventually.

>>861258861258 The only reason I'm using the BLU team is because of the fact I've already used RED once before in a different story. Really, that's all. And BLU needs some love to be honest.

For the rest. Moar chapters will come soon.

I'm expecting Pyro to see the ponies as eldritch abominations.

Pinkie and Pyro are going to get along JUUUUUUUUUUUUST fine.

>>865554865554

VIVA LA RED TEAM!  

Um...ahem, yeah good idea. Looking forward to moar chapters.

WARNING WARNING OVER EXPOSURE TO AWESOMENESS

Explodes*

MOARMOARMOARMOARMOARMOAR!

That is all...

-Jorofrarie

HATS HATS HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS

Spy Would Try To Steal Celestia Or Luna Regalia ?

"AND THEY KEEP TRYIN’ TO STEAL MAH DARN HAT!"

TF2 in a nutshell

I'd be scared shitless too if Pyro came through my door with an axe.

1) EPICLY FUNNY CHAPTER!

2) SPYCRAB GOT PWNED!

and 3)BOW BEFORE PYRO!

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Applejack has now discovered the TF2 hat virus.

I cannot wait for Robotic Trolldiers (Rocket Jumper, Mantreads, Market Gardener)

your a lucky person mein freund

you get my PATENTED FN FAL OF WIN

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Looks like RD kidnapped Scout.  Why? Well I remember from one fic I read that a human wound up in Equestria and she developed a craving for hands

>>879150879150

That's Name's Ellis I think. Yeah, she was like licking them or something.

Oh god I laughed so hard during this you have no idea.

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Keep up the good work.

This is Scout Make me cry

Ah you had to remind me about the bear

drank him self into a coma classic demoman

Hold the fuck on were is Clayton Carmine!

>>865554865554

It still doesn't mean you can't change 'Australia' to 'New Mexico'.

Also, Sniper lives in Adelaide.

“You already have it. But little man should not keep drinking. Heavy once drank that much. Woke up next to bear next morning. Not good times at all.” The Russian replied.

Heavy drink peach bellinis.

Pyro killed the Spycrab?!

Didn't he read the posters?

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Also, cool chapter, dude.

Well thats near half the team down and the robots haven't even arrived yetyor all doomed

>>879066879066

PAINis cupcake?

BEEP BOOP!

>>882854882854

DEMO PAN!!!!

Of course the robot did not stood a chance against this wall of flames.

You are are fools!

1. Stand.

2. All.

Must... read... moar.

One shudders to imagine what magic lies behind a young girls heart. Of magic and and freedom, whenever it starts,

Is this tied into Humans, Ponies, and Chaos; or is it part of a separate continuity?

>>903680903680 It's seperate. Sequel for that story will have to wait.

And so the first pairs form...

w00t great chapter! also congrat's on the unusual!

Been playing for a few years, still haven't gotten a single unusual.

Hoorah!yay

Lovin' it!  

Lol fish on machine action, innuendo incoming!

SAXTON PUNCH!

*Flies through wall* My Computer screen!

Congrats on no longer being poor and Irish! (At least, when you're playing Scoot.)

>>914266914266 Let me tell you, the world of pubbing changes if you put one on.

Walked into a random Medic in koth_harvest the other day, he was like; SCREW THIS DUMB HEAVY! And he started pocketing me the for rest of the match as a damn Scout! Yes... Yes! How much they all feared my mighty hat combined with the power of my frying pan! I've had way too much fun on TF2 the last few days.

Medics make me slightly arrogant, I'm sorry.

Demoknights?

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You unboxed an unusual. I cant tell whether to be happy for you or jealous.

>>914232914232

Welcome to the club.

AN UNUSUAL?!?!?

YOUR EPICNESS HATH BEEN DOUBLED!

So if the sentries only shoot mechanical targets...OH GOD! SWEETIE BOT IS DOOMED!

Lololololol "AND THEY KEPT TRYIN' TO STEAL MAH DARN HAT!!"That's funny!Cool chapter anyway!

"Do a barrelroll!"Lol Scout,you crazy thing.

I must READ THIS!!!

Faved and thumbed up!

Thank you so much for making this!!  

>>879150879150 Really? Which one?

>>881822881822

Yes, but look closely at the poster. "Think twice before you wrench!" IT doesn't pertain to Pyro's ax and flamethrower.

  "What is this! This is NOT the Bombinomicon!" Merasmus was shocked.

  "Hey! That's my My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic coloring book! I lost that weeks ago. Did you steal this from me?!" Saxton became furious.

  "What? N-no I ju-" Merasmus was interrupted by a punch to the face.

  "SAXTON PUNCH!"

Best. Line. Ever.

>>915204915204

I believe it was a cross over of MLP and Left 4 Dead 2 featuring Ellis and a Tank

>>915318915318

Its called "Name's Ellis"

What's so hilarious is that I was in the middle of reading that and then this was featured, so I clicked on this and read it, then I saw your comment. I was like woah

>>914405914405

Demopan?

Beautifully done and up to date with the MTP! Like, Fav, Watch hurmm what else... oh! a Derpy! All is well in the world

and decided to take drastic measurement

1. Measures.

Hmm... this was supposed to be the sequel to the Human's, Ponies and Chaos story right? Then how is it that Derpy does not recognise the Blu Sniper? He gave her his Machinama in that last story... I DON'T EVEN!

>>916089916089 This is a seperate story.

Sequel for that fic is going to have to wait for a while.

>>915207915207 I don't care. You know what I mean.